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Jessica Alba Shopping for Underwear of the Day

Jessica Alba was out shopping for underwear and no one cared because no one cares about Jessica Alba anymore and she only has herself to blame, see she was a the top of her game, the girl everyone wanted to fuck who couldn’t act, who was easy to replace cuz there are many hot girls in the world, but had so much momentum behind her that no one could really catch up, until she let her personal life get in the fucking way, and single handedly made herself obsolete by getting knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was about to leave her before she polluted her womb…Career Sucide, like real suicide is nothing to respect and I guess that’s why no one bothers with her except me, but that’s only because we have that Mexican connection despite her pretending she’s not Mexican….I guess she thinks we’re dirty….cuz she’s a snobby delusional cunt like that….at least the public are giving her what she fucking deserves…. Pics via Fame

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Best Roommate Ad Ever: Free Manhattan Studio For Back-walking, Wife-finding Female [Craigslist]

Do you want free rent in Manhattan? This craigslist user got a deal for you: All you need to do is walk on his back for an hour each day. And give him your leftovers. And find him a girlfriend. You will never believe who posted this ad: Harvard-trained eye surgeon Dr. Emil Chynn , aka the Cornelia Street Crusader! Dr. Chynn is the LASEK expert who emailed a 2,600 word rant about his neighbor’s rundown property to half of New York’s media, and had an ice statue made of his (adorable) dog, Hershey. Tonight, he posted one of the most incredible Craigslist roommate ads ever. Titled “FREE STUDIO ON PARK AVE FOR PERSONAL ASSISTANT!” , the post offers a free studio apartment in the basement of his office building in exchange for services as a “personal assistant.” (Women only!) Including: Spending an hour “either walking on my back… or if you are more than 115, you can just give me a deep masage.” Plus, helping him tidy up “my ski house, my beach house, or my other beach house.” Also, finding him a girlfriend: “Part of your assignment will probably be to reactivate my match.com profile and troll for dates for me, as i don’t really have the time to do this properly.” A daunting task, but if you succeed in finding Chynn a woman he eventually marries, you are richly rewarded—by his parents: “my parents will give you a reward of $10,000 in cash, ie bills, so that’s a bonus!” We have spent enough time researching Dr. Chynn to know this is likely true. The post does not outright identify Dr. Chynn as the author: How do we know it’s him? Chynn is known in his neighborhood for taking in women rent-free as his “personal assistants.” He has also posted similar ads in the past. The office of Chynn’s eye surgery practice, Park avenue Laser, is Park Avenue South at 25th st. The Craigslist listing is Park Avenue South at 24th St. Chynn loves his dog. The ad states: “i have a very sweet dog, so you must like dogs and he must like you, as he is the love of my life (at least until i find a wife)” Chynn makes it very clear in his email signature that he has degrees from Dartmouth and Columbia. The ad refers to the poster’s “multiple ivy-league degrees.” Chynn states clearly that your duties as his personal assistant do not include “ANYTHING SEXUAL.” Plus, there’s that $10,000 cash bonus if you get him hitched! So… uh… maybe it’s not a bad deal? He seems sort of harmless. Read the post, and if it sounds like your kind of thing contact Dr. Chynn and move into the basement of his eye surgery practice. (The best parts are highlighted. And, Dr. Chynn, if you’re serious about that bonus—let’s talk. We have friends.)

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Rihanna’s Trainer: Plenty of Push-Ups, Not Enough Payment

Rihanna’s slammin’ bod didn’t come cheap. Not according to the personal trainer who’s suing the songbird for more than $26,000 in unpaid services, anyway. Cindy…

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Rihanna’s Trainer: Plenty of Pushups, Not Enough Payment

Rihanna’s slammin’ bod didn’t come cheap. Not according to the personal trainer who’s suing the songbird for more than $26,000 in unpaid services, anyway. Cindy…

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Sarah Palin to write a new book.

Publisher HarperCollins announced Wednesday that the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate is working on a “celebration of American virtues and strengths.” The book is currently untitled and no release date has been set. Palin’s memoir, “Going Rogue,” released last fall by HarperCollins, has sold more than 2 million copies. Her new work will “include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family,” the publisher’s statement reads. “She will also draw from her personal experience to amplify these timely — and timeless— themes.” In an e-mail Wednesday, HarperCollins publisher Jonathan Burnham said that “a number of ideas and concepts” were explored with Palin. “This is the idea which appealed the most to her,” he said, adding that she is currently “gathering ideas and identifying favorite texts and examples.” How could anybody publish a book about “virtues and strengths” with Sarah freaking Palin’s name on it? Is it supposed to be ironic? So this will be a who’s who of famous people that Palin will have to google to even identify? Perhaps she can finally name ALL of those founding fathers she is so impressed with. You know like George Washington, Samuel Adams, John Hancock, Abraham Lincoln, Samuel L. Clemens, Ronald Reagan, Ronald McDonald, and Christopher Columbus. Doesn’t Harper Collins have any shame?

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Rihanna’s Hot Body at the Center of a Legal War

Rihanna’s incredible physique is the subject of a nasty legal battle — and it’s all because the singer allegedly didn’t pay her personal trainer for a few days worth of work.The trainer — Cindy Percival — filed the lawsuit against Rihanna in L.A … Permalink

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‘American Idol’ Top 10 Men Step It Up

Lee Dewyze and Alex Lambert make an impression, while Jermaine Sellers and John Park still don’t get it. By Gil Kaufman Lee Dewyze Photo: Fox Tuesday night’s (March 2) last-minute switcheroo was as good a lesson as any for the “American Idol” top 20 that if you want to be a star, you have to be ready to roll with it. The top 10 women were supposed to perform, but due to an undisclosed illness for Crystal Bowersox — who was under a doctor’s orders to take it easy — the men had to step it up and take the stage a night earlier than usual. After last week’s poorly received first round of live performances, the boys could only go up, so it was anyone’s guess what kind of firepower they were going to bring. Another change? Ellen DeGeneres was on the move again, migrating from her spot at the far end of the table — as distant from foil Simon Cowell as possible — to the middle, right up against Kara DioGuardi, with Randy Jackson providing the bookend. None of the guys used the lineup change as an excuse, and Lee Dewyze and Alex Lambert suddenly surged to the top of the heap as early front-runners Andrew Garcia and Casey James underwhelmed again. Big Michael Lynche, 26, was first, revealing that in addition to working his enormous guns, he went to a performing-arts high school and has always been a musical-theater geek. After not blowing anyone away last week, Lynche came back with James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World,” showing off a previously shaded soulful side and intense performing chops, working the stage and the microphone stand while hitting some powerful sustained notes at the song’s end. Randy said Lynche finally showed some fire in his eyes, giving the personal trainer a standing ovation and dubbing him an R&B star, while Ellen said he set the bar for the night. DioGuardi didn’t really get it until Tuesday night but was finally won over. “Tonight, you went from being a singer to someone who could potentially be a great artist,” she said. Cowell said the new dad transformed from a pussycat to a lion in one week and that, despite choosing a nearly 50-year-old song, he didn’t sound dated and finally found his groove. Chicago’s John Park had a lot of ground to make up after a crash-and-burn performance last week, going more contemporary with John Mayer’s “Gravity,” a spare ballad he performed while seated on a stool. Though he showed moments of soul, overall, Park proved again that his unpredictable voice is not strong enough to take him to the finish line. The vibe was better, but Randy dubbed it flat. Ellen and Kara agreed that it was way better but that Park wasn’t really taking any chances. Simon predicted Park’s singing group Purple Haze would soon have him back. “It was what I call a ‘so what?’ performance,” he said, calling it inauthentic and not star-quality. Cowboy cutie Casey James, who said he’d never watched “Idol” before trying out because he hasn’t had a TV for most of his life, chose a song that has been performed a number of times on the show, hoping that his version of Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Want To Be” would stand out. Ripping it up on electric guitar, James added some Southern-boogie rock energy to the tune, amping up the arrangement with a ripping solo at the end and some sandpaper in his vocal, which was a bit flat at points. Kara tried to downplay the cougar-mance aspect of their relationship and said James took two big steps backward because “everything that was distinct about you — upfront, center, honest — went away.” Instead, all she saw was him jamming on guitar and not really bringing the vocals. Cowell agreed, saying he turned into a generic bar singer. Randy loved the Jimi Hendrix vibe and said it was the right choice for the would-be rocker. Bundle-of-nerves Alex Lambert, 19, could go nowhere but up after his knee-knocking first live show and might have endeared himself to America by revealing that he writes lyrics in his Native American-sounding made-up boyhood language. He went with John Legend’s “Everybody Knows,” appearing a tad more comfortable strumming his acoustic guitar and showing off some impressively ragged vocals that suggested he could be a force on the show if he gets over his stage fright. Randy saw a huge improvement over last week and Ellen, well, she brought back that unripe-banana metaphor and marveled at how quickly Lambert amped up the confidence. “There isn’t a person out there who isn’t rooting for you,” Kara added, saying he had an incredible, very recordable voice that producers would love to get their hands on. Simon told him to start showing a killer instinct and acting like he can win this thing. One of this season’s wild cards, “Nutcracker” veteran Todrick Hall, made sure you couldn’t compare him to Tina Turner’s original version of “What’s Love Got to Do With It?,” smoothing out the song into a velvety bedroom ballad that exploded into a soul shouter midway through. The falsetto run at the end worked for Randy, but again he faulted Hall for trying too hard to change the arrangement. “Just sing it, ’cause you can sing — for once,” he pleaded. Despite Simon’s criticism that he looks like a dancer trying to sing, Ellen said she wanted to see him move more and use his strength, predicting the old-ish song would not get him votes. “I would say, Todrick, move but don’t sing, because this is not working out at all for you,” Simon said simply, comparing it to a corny, irrelevant theme-park performance. “I don’t know what’s going through your head at the moment, but you are getting this completely and utterly wrong.” Jermaine Sellers told us he wasn’t ashamed to rock his dinosaur onesie, but when it came time to sing, he took it way down for a smooth-jazz take on Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” The front wedge haircut didn’t work and the vocals swung from sanctified to kind of screechy. “One trick that means something,” Kara counseled about Hall’s piling on of vibrato, falsetto and wacky runs. Though it had a couple of bright moments, Jackson said it was too fussy and not great. Ellen, of course, loved the onesie and praised his style, but said it was just off. Mostly, the judges are frustrated and disappointed that Hall waters down great songs like Gaye’s by messing with them too much. We found out that Andrew Garcia has been a breakdancer his whole life and that he has a soft spot for James Morrison’s ballad “You Give Me Something.” Sitting awkwardly on a stool, Garcia slipped further still from his front-runner status, serving up some powerfully gritty vocals undercut by a stiff delivery. Making the wrong song choice two weeks in a row is a sign of a looming problem, Simon said, expressing his disappointment once again. Ellen liked it and overlooked the pitch problems, though Randy thought it was just not the right kind of song for Garcia’s voice. Perhaps he peaked too early with his cover of Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up,” Kara suggested, saying he’s been going down ever since and not surprising the panel. Amateur shutterbug Aaron Kelly, 16, chose the Temptations’ “My Girl,” looking only slightly more comfortable onstage than last week and showing off his soulful, if a bit shaky, chops and underdeveloped falsetto. For Jackson, it was 200 percent better than last week even with the iffy second half of the song, and DioGuardi praised Kelly’s versatility and consistency. DeGeneres called the song forgettable, and Cowell said it went all over the place, suggesting that he model himself after Justin Bieber and decide what kind of artist he wants to be. “You’ve got to come on here week after week, tell us, tell America, ‘This is the kind of artist I want to be,’ not just sing that kind of song,” he said. One of 10 kids, Tim Urban knows what it’s like to get ganged up on, especially after his epic fail last week. He went with “Come On Get Higher” by singer/songwriter Matt Nathanson, and while the strummy number was better, Urban still fell flat more often than not and just didn’t do the trick. There was nothing special for Randy, who called it too karaoke, and Ellen thought he might be better off acting on a show like “Glee” given his lack of charisma onstage mixed with a winning cutie-pie appeal. The song choice was right for Kara, but there was nothing special. In a shocker, Cowell said it was a marked improvement and that the song was more relevant, eliciting the by-now-signature Urban look of utter disbelief. Paint salesman Lee Dewyze was revealed as a juvenile-delinquent-gone-good, and he continued his winning ways with Hinder’s “Lips of an Angel.” Giving the hard-rock ballad a Black Crowes-style soul/rock makeover and wrapping his gritty vocals all over the tune, he emerged as a force to be reckoned with after a second straight solid performance. Pitch problems aside, Randy and Ellen liked it, even though Dewyze just stood there, which came across as passionate and engaged for the newest judge. Kara said she could hear him on the radio right now and praised his commercial sound and look, with Cowell again telling Lee he’s “head and shoulders” above the rest of the guys, if only he’d stop looking so terrified. “You may be the one to beat,” he said. With or without Bowersox, the ladies will take the stage Wednesday night. How do you think the guys did on Tuesday night? Who killed it? Who blew it? Let us know by leaving your comments below. Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

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Juvenile Arrested In New Orleans

Rapper arrested on charge of misdemeanor marijuana possession. By Shaheem Reid Juvenile Photo: MTV News Juvenile ‘s time in the studio was interrupted by a trip to jail on Thursday. The New Orleans rapper was in a house that he uses as a recording studio in St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana, when police stopped by to investigate an anonymous tip that the smell of marijuana smoke was coming from the house. Police say that when they arrived, they could smell the smoke from as far as 10 feet away. When Juvenile’s producer Leroy Edwards, 42, opened the door, the authorities say they were greeted with a cloud. Officers searched Edwards, found marijuana on his person and he was handcuffed immediately. Police detained the other people in the house, including Juvenile, for about two hours while they obtained a search warrant. Once the warrant was executed, officers found a bag containing half an ounce to one ounce of marijuana in the kitchen area. According to the authorities Juvenile, who was eating at the time of the police’s visit, acknowledged that the bag was his personal property. He was arrested after signing a statement. Juvenile (born Terius Gray) does not live in the house. St. Bernard Parish is southeast of New Orleans, and the house where Juvenile was arrested is located in the residential neighborhood of Arabi. Juvenile, who was arrested for marijuana possession in 2008 , and Edwards were taken to jail and booked on charges of misdemeanor possession of marijuana at around 6 p.m. Both were released on bond a little before midnight. The case is scheduled to be handed over to the district attorney’s office for prosecution. Juvenile could not be reached for comment at press time. Related Artists Juvenile

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Chris Brown Says Tiger Woods Deserves A Second Chance

‘This goes for me and him, his personal life is his personal life,’ Brown says. By Gil Kaufman Chris Brown Photo: Chris Graythen/ Getty Images In an interview on the Mojo in the Morning radio show in Detroit on Wednesday, Chris Brown said he believes embattled golfer Tiger Woods deserves a second chance in the wake of the sex scandal that has exposed his private life. “I know my fans gave me a second chance,” said Brown, who is currently serving five years probation after pleading guilty to assaulting former girlfriend Rihanna last February. “I think people always deserve a second chance.” Brown said that he supported Woods, who appeared at a heavily managed press conference last week to make his first public apology after his multiple affairs were exposed in the wake of a Thanksgiving morning car crash. “I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, ’cause he is the best at it,” said Brown, who referred to the Rihanna incident as a “hiccup and a major mistake” during the lighthearted phone interview with the radio station. His career appears to have taken a hit as a result of the assault — his latest album, Graffiti has stalled out short of 300,000 copies after nearly three months in stores. “Whatever [Woods’] personal life is, and this goes for me and him, his personal life is his personal life,” he said. “Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on anybody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them.” Brown said he caught glimpses of the Woods apology on TV and opined, “He plays golf. That’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for. They don’t love him for the other stuff that they talk about. … Even with me, I do music, I sing songs, I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer. But people make mistakes.” Asked if he would ever reach out to Woods, Brown said he’d rather be a fan from afar, confident that the golfer has people in his inner circle who can help him. “I think people have to realize that everybody’s human,” he said. “The good thing is, if you learn from your mistakes, then that’s a part of life. I think that’s a part of living and learning from mistakes and becoming a better person and growing from situations.” When it was suggested that some radio programmers were holding back on playing his music in the wake of the scandal, Brown said he believed he was being unfairly treated. “It’s not like I hold a grudge, though,” he said. “I know that people have their certain opinions, and certain people might come around … take a little bit more time to be as forgiving as other people.” Related Photos MTV.com Exclusive: Chris Brown Related Artists Chris Brown

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Lauren Conrad On Her Return To TV: ‘We’ll See’

‘I loved being involved with television,’ former ‘Hills’ star says. By Jocelyn Vena Lauren Conrad Photo: MTV News Lauren Conrad found fame and fans as the star of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills,” but in 2009 she decided to leave the world of reality TV behind to pursue her interests in fashion design and the literary arts. Now with a successful clothing line at Kohl’s and two successful novels under her belt with a third one and a movie adaptation on the way , will Conrad be returning to TV? “I loved being involved with television, so currently I’m working on more of the production side, but I’m trying to figure out where I want to go from there,” she shared with MTV News. “I had my break. My break was nice, so we’ll see. Well, we will see.” While she’s mulling that over, she does keep with her the lessons she learned — and hopes that her fans learned — about the world of reality TV. “I think that if fans take anything away from the book, [they should realize] there’s a back side to every story,” she said. “And when you’re reading tabloids and seeing these people’s lives exposed, it does affect them and it is hard to go through as a young girl.” Conrad has been forthcoming about not returning to “The Hills.” “I’m not planning on it,” she said last year. “I’m happy with the time I walked away, and I think that from now on, they’re going to pick it up and do a great show. But I think that my time on it is done.” If Conrad does return to television, it will not be in a show about her life. “I wouldn’t do a show like ‘The Hills’ — nothing with my personal life, but possibly something hosting,” she offered. “I think I have a little bit of time to figure out what I’m going to do next.” What kind of show would you like to see Lauren on? Tell us in the comments below!

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