A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:59pm PST Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…
Kim Kardashian is intent on making her daughter the most spoiled child on earth. North West wears $50,000 diamond earrings . She eats an all-organic diet prepared by her personal chef. She fingerpaints on $10,000 Birkin bags . But even knowing that Nori’s upbringing makes Kim’s childhood look like something out of Charles Dickens, we still have a hard time believing the latest rumor about North’s lavish lifestyle. London’s Daily Mirror reports that Kim is looking into buying a private island off the coast of Queensland, Australia so that she can build a personal theme park for North. We suppose it’s possible, but it’s a somewhat ridiculous claim when you consider that anyone who’s seen Kim’s Paper magazine photos knows that she already has plenty of available real estate for a theme park. Might be a bit too oily to build a roller coaster, though. The tabloid claims that Kim has entered a bid of $5 million and is in competition with a handful of wealthy Aussie. The purchase would explain why Kim has been jetting off to the Land Down Under so frequently in recent months. Of course, in a perfect world, Kim would close the deal and drop a few more million on rides and crap…and then Nori would grow up to hate theme parks. 22 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.
Twitter can get you fired ! Black Texas Teacher Will Lose Her Job Over Racist Twitter Rant Via Raw Story reports: Vinita Hegwood has admitted she made the post on the social media site during an online debate over the police shooting of an unarmed teen in Ferguson, Missouri, reported KRLD-TV. “Who the f*ck made you dumb duck *ss crackers think I give a squat f*ck about your opinions on my opinions RE: #Ferguson. Kill yourselves!” the English teacher posted Friday on her personal account. It wasn’t clear who or what she was responding to, but her husband told WFAA-TV there was more to her side of the story. Hegwood deleted the post and her account shortly afterward, but copies were preserved with screen capture images. She did not mention the school district or her job as a teacher, and it’s not clear whether any students or parents followed her account. But officials with the Duncanville School District said Hegwood would be suspended without pay until the school board can vote on her termination. “As an individual, Ms. Vinita Hegwood expressed an opinion on social media that is solely her own,” the district said in a statement. “She used her personal media account to make remarks that are offensive. While everyone has the right to free speech, as a teacher in the district, we believe the comments that are alleged to be made by Ms. Hegwood are absolutely reprehensible and we do not condone it.” A spokeswoman for the district said the post was so plainly offensive that Hegwood left the district “no other option” than to fire the teacher, and at least one parent agreed. “I would say she needs to be a fired,” said parent Lydia Flores. “That’s crazy. The kind of work that she’s doing now, she’s all around different kind of kids and stuff.” Do you think the teacher should be fired??
Ever since Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison , the Bravo network has been the one place that she’s able to turn to for sympathy. Andy Cohen interviewed Teresa in a compassionate, but no-nonsense fashion after her trial wrapped up. Other Bravo stars have expressed their condolences, such as when Brandi Glanville called Teresa’s situation “sad” last week. But a celeb who sat down with Cohen on Watch What Happens Live last night was certainly not eager to join Teresa’s pity party: Lisa Kudrow to Teresa Giudice: Don’t Commit Crimes When former Friends star and Real Housewives aficionado Lisa Kudrow was asked about the Teresa situation, she certainly didn’t mince words: “I felt really bad for [Teresa’s daughters],” Lisa began. “Then I remembered that’s why we don’t commit crimes, because we think about our families and our children.” Asked about the Giudices feud with castmate Jim Marchese, Kudrow responded: “I’m on his side. I can’t spend time with these people, because I also like to avoid felons.” Harsh. Guess Lisa’s put her flower child Phoebe Buffay days behind her. But even if Cohen and company invite the occasional anti-Teresa guest, Bravo has still been very good to the Giudices. The network offered Teresa the chance to film a new season of Jersey Housewives before she’s forced to report to prison, which resulted in a massive payday for her family. As always, you can watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see the Giudices in happier times. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.
Kim Kardashian’s much-anticipated selfie book Selfish (get it?!) won’t hit shelves until April, but we’ve got the description for you right here and it.is.hilarious. Unintentionally, of course. But still. The reality star’s book features NEVER BEFORE SEEN self-portraits from her “her early beginnings as a wardrobe stylist,” Rizzoli publishing boasts. It will also present, in all their epic glory, “some of Kim’s favorite selfies in one volume … from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots.” Knock us over with a feather. The book description also kompares the Kim Kardashian sex tape star to none other than Marilyn Monroe. Seriously. The two are totally on the same plane. She’s “one of the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world,” having catapulted herself into the upper echelon of Hollywood, the publisher notes. “Hailed by many (including Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci) as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim has become a true American icon.” “A new mom to her daughter, North, and happily married to the rapper Kanye West, Kim Kardashian is on top of the world,” the intro hype continues. 18 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet 1. Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram. “This collection of hand-picked images from her personal archive is a tribute to her fans who have supported her through her very highly publicized journey.” Oh, and it gets better still. “With her curvaceous style, successful reality TV show Keeping Up with the Kardashians , DASH clothing store, makeup and perfume lines, she has acquired a massive fan following in the multi-millions.” “Through social media (Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook), Kim connects with her fans on a daily basis, sharing details of her life with her selfie photography.” “Widely regarded as a trailblazer of the ‘selfie movement’ (a modern-day self-portrait of the digital age) Kim has mastered the art of taking flattering and highly personal photos of oneself.” Through her hard work on Selfish, the teaser concludes, the 34-year-old “provides readers with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star.” The only thing better? A book of Kim Kardashian nude photos . Oh wait, that already exists, and it’s free. It’s called the Internet. She’s been a trailblazer in that regard as well … Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)
Guess she wasn’t worried about Diddy too much… Jennifer Lopez Opens Up On Split From Ben Affleck Just days after revealing emotional and verbal abuse at the hands of one of her many exes, Jennifer Lopez is delving deeper into her first major heartbreak that inadvertently led to her longest-running marriage . Via PageSix : Jennifer Lopez was heartbroken when her relationship with Ben Affleck ended in 2004 — but also quick to move on with her now ex-husband, Marc Anthony. In an interview with Marria Shriver airing Monday and Tuesday on “Today,” Lopez opened up about both relationships. “Right away when you broke up with Ben Affleck, Marc Anthony was there, like, two days later, and you were in,” recalled Shriver, referring to Lopez ending her relationship with Affleck in January and beginning her quick courtship with Anthony soon after. By June 2004 the singers were married. “Right, you’re absolutely right,” said the “American Idol” judge. “It was probably my first big heartbreak, and to have one of my best friends who I’d known for years who I actually love and did have chemistry with come into my life and say, ‘I’m here.’ What you need to know is, nobody can save you or heal you. Only you can do that for you.” Lopez, who has a string of exes — including three ex-husbands — has said in recent months that she’s taking a break from men for a bit. “I’m open to love, but right now, I think it’s better to just be on my own for a minute and learn more about myself,” the 45-year-old told Shriver. In Lopez’s new memoir, “True Love,” out Nov. 4, she details the painful time in her life when she realized her marriage to Anthony was coming to an end. “My kids were only like three years old at the time and the whole thing was heartbreaking and it’s so funny how life is like that sometimes,” the singer told Meredith Vieira in an interview airing Monday. “You are having tremendous highs and at the same time you are going through, probably the worst moment of my life at that moment.” In her book, Lopez also writes about suffering from mental, emotional and verbal abuse in the past, but doesn’t specify which of her exes were abusive. “I’ve never gotten a black eye or a busted lip, but I’ve been in relationships where I have felt abused in way or another: mentally, emotionally, verbally,” she writes. “I know what it feels like for your soul to be diminished by the way your loved one is treating you.” She’s just airing out ALL her personal business, huh? Will you be copping this book of hers?
Kim Kardashian is no stranger to plastic surgery rumors. Critics have wondered for years whether her breasts are real and/or whether she has received butt implants . Yes, that was an actual theory for a time. So Kim can relate to half-sister Kylie at the moment. Kim Kardashian Talks Beauty, Fashion Over the past year and especially lately, ,any fans have been looking at photos of Kylie Jenner’s lips and thinking she MUST have had some kind of procedure done. Those things are just so plump! Earlier this week, Kylie personally came out and said she’s bored by this lip injection chatter , kind of shooting it down… but not offering a firm denial either. What does Kim have to say about her sibling’s facial feature? “She draws her lip [traces the outer ledge of her lip] and it looks amazing,” the 34-year-old told Pixiwoo, a U.K. beauty blog hosted by sisters Sam and Nic Chapman. “She only wears a lip liner, an then she fills it in. She doesn’t wear a lipstick or a gloss.” Kardashian added that Kylie is “really good at makeup.” She’s also good at getting the Internet to talk about her lips. Kylie Jenner Lips: SEE THE TRANSFORMATION! 1. Kylie Jenner Then and Now Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different. Meanwhile… Kim, Kanye West and North West were recently dubbed the First Family of Fashion, but Kim dismissed the notion here that she’s a “fashion icon.” “I don’t even think of myself like that!” she replied. However, she did cite Kate Moss and Carine Roitfeld as her personal style icons and said she admires anyone who can look good while expecting. “Pregnancy style is hard,” Kim said with a laugh. “I’m not gonna lie!” Kim’s a hard worker , though. Don’t forget.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve done for love? Oxygen’s “My Crazy Love” First Look Oxygen is asking just that from both celebrities and average people. Their new weekly series, “My Crazy Love” follows the wild, romantic and hilarious things men and women have done in the name of love. Each week, real people share their personal stories about a time in their life when the intoxication of love led them to extreme behavior and embarrassing acts — from jumping out of a plane to hiding out in a girlfriend’s closet. Take a peek: When a hot guy approaches her at the bar, Tina is overwhelmed and pretends to be deaf; Adrienne Bailon struggles with her disgust for tomatoes and fear of heights when she falls for a daredevil with an appetite for Italian food. “My Crazy Love” premiers tomorrow nigh, 10/28 at 10 PM. Looks funny! What do you think Bossip Fam? Will you be watching?? Oxygen
Barry Allen isn’t the only thing that moves quickly on The CW. After just two episodes of The Flash Season 1 and Jane the Virgin Season 1 , the network has granted full-season orders for both new programs. Watch The Flash Season 1 Episode 2 Online Watch Jane the Virgin Season 1 Episode 2 Online The Flash debuted two weeks ago as the most-watched series premiere ever on The CW, scoring 6.1 million viewers in Live + 3 Day Nielsen ratings Jane the Virgin, meanwhile, actually built on its opening audience for Episode 2 last night, a rare and exciting feat. Both shows have been very well received by critics. “We have had a fantastic start to our season this year, with The Flash launching as our most-watched series premiere ever, and Jane the Virgin recognized as the best new show this season by critics across the country,” network president Mark Pedowitz said in a statement, adding: “Over the past three seasons, we have made it our mission to grow and to broaden out our audience, and to keep raising the bar with the quality and impact of our new shows, and The Flash and Jane have both exceeded our expectations on all counts. I’m thrilled to announce full season orders for both of these terrific new series.” The Flash stars Grant Gustin as Barry Allen, a young man who gains super speed after a science lab explodes. Jane the Virgin stars Gina Rodriguez as a young woman who gets accidentally artificially inseminated, throwing a rather unexpected wrench into her meticulous life plans. You can watch The Flash online and you can watch Jane the Virgin online via our friends at TV Fanatic in order to catch up.
