As you may or may not know…I fucking love Candice Swanepoel for her personality….it’s got nothing to do with her hot fit body in a thong bikini…a body she gets paid 100s of thousands of dollars to be in shitty campaigns for Juicy Couture like this….shot by Terry Richardson…who snuck into the shit….that I call shit…cuz it fully lacks any originality like all the shit going on out there…. Now I know there are hotter girls than this tall as fuck South African model….but they aren’t the ones in this stupid video…so it’d be stupid to talk about them….wouldn’t it…
I am really into Miley Cyrus right now…and I have no idea why….maybe it is the fact that she’s skinny and dresses pretty hot…or maybe I just like broken child stars who have too much money to know what to do with and who live in some fantasy land that isn’t really anyone’s reality…but that they get to rule as if it is their own personal fucking kingdom…cuz that’s how spoiled brats from trashy backgrounds do it…but I think it has more to do with the fact that she’s skinny and dresses pretty hot….because looking at pics of her allows me to ignore all that is flawed in her personality…. Here is her costume…all animal print and exotic….something Miley definitely isn’t…but we can pretend she is….because this is the internet and anything goes….
I love watching girls all bendy and erotic for yoga…it excites me….even when the girl is not quite a girl but all old as fucking woman who has fallen off in sex appeal even if her tits are barely in their 20s…..It almost inspires me to go to the fucking local yoga studio but won’t because I know I will likely die of a heart attack before ever getting a boner looking at all these women capable of eating themselves out due to flexibility…because I am not fit….but I am a pervert… I guess Jenny McCarthy staging shoots like this is just her holding on…because besides the humiliation that comes with it….there’s nothing wrong with that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kim Kardashian is showing off her tits in a dress that has a built in frilly skirt around the waist like it was a bikini fat girls wear to the waterpark to stylishly cover up their disgusting…in what I assume is the same reason Kim Kardashian is wearing it…because she’s got a lot of disgusting to cover up and I’m not even talking about her personality flaws, I’m talking straight up fat girl body, twisted into something less offensive thanks to straps and harnesses….somethig I have to appreciate cuz her gut hanging over her pants would make her so much worst to look at….and you know she’d make us fucking look at her…that’s kinda what she’s all about… And here she is with Hulk Hogan…a picture that makes perfect sense…
We reported last week that JWoww and Roger Mathews are engaged, but wouldn’t be revealing it until the second season of Snooki & JWoww, for which the proposal was filmed. We were half right. JWoww’s engaged and confirming it to In Touch! The Jersey Shore star tells the celebrity gossip magazine that she’s marrying her boyfriend of two years. According to JWoww (real name Jenni Farley), she wanted a ring to match her man: Huge. “Roger’s not an average-looking guy, he’s huge: his personality, his size [6’4″]. So I always said, ‘I want my ring like you … big! The bigger the better!'” she said, and he delivered. Roger Mathews busted out the mega-bling after a skydiving session where a handwritten sign awaited them at the bottom asking for JWoww’s hand in marriage. Yes … he jumped out of a plane with that thing. “The whole time I’m screaming, ‘What are you doing? What’s going on?’” she recalled after the fact. “He’s like, ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Will you allow me to?’ In case you care or have any idea what this means, the ring features a cushion cut diamond that’s over 5 carats, swimming wreath of 2.5 carats of pink and white diamonds and set in white gold. In a word … WOWW.
According to TMZ , a diver working on a water tank on the set of The Lone Ranger drowned this morning in Los Angeles: “Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the movie wasn’t being shot today, and the person who died in the tank was prepping it — possibly cleaning it — when someone noticed no bubbles from the gear were surfacing. That’s when they pulled the man out of the water.” The Johnny Depp blockbuster is filming for a July 3, 2013 release. More info to come. [ TMZ ]
Greta Gerwig has gone from so-called Mumblecore actress, appearing in indie titles LOL , Hannah Takes The Stairs and Nights and Weekends to bigger fare by the likes of Ivan Reitman and Woody Allen in No Strings Attached and the recent To Rome with Love . But what most audiences may not know, is that she’s picked written some of the material she’s played on screen, including her latest Frances Ha , which she co-wrote with director Noah Baumbach . The comedy is Gerwig’s second match-up with Baumbach following 2010’s Greenberg and the pair began bouncing ideas off each other, eventually creating the hysterical black and white feature that debuted at the recent Toronto International Film Festival and will be having its U.S. premiere at the upcoming New York Film Festival . “We started trading some ideas after Greenberg Gerwig said in New York this week. “I knew I wanted to work with Noah again, and luckily he felt the same way.” Baumbach and Gerwig emailed sent email back and forth, creating Frances Ha ‘s electric personalities and hypnotic banter. In the film, Gerwig plays Frances, a New Yorker who is constantly on the move. Her best friend Sophie (Mickey Sumner) ups and moves into a plush apartment with a friend in New York’s TriBeCa neighborhood, leaving Frances to fend for herself. A budding dancer, she is dropped from her apprenticeship at a dance company, but her slow descent never does little to undermine her determination to succeed. Friendship is at the heart of the film and the sometimes racy lifestyle of twenty-somethings living in New York is played out honestly, even with some discomfort. “If you want to get technical about it, anything other than women falling in love is under-represented across the board [in movies],” said Gerwig. “When we were writing it, Frances and Sophie emerged rather than something that was imposed. It became clear that this was the most important relationship in her life and we decided that that was the story we would focus on.” Though Gerwig and Baumbach were obviously very aware of the script, the Oscar-nominated director of The Squid and the Whale decided not to let the other actors see the entire screenplay. He decided to experiment with actors only focusing on only their material and be left in the dark as to how their words and deeds fit into the bigger picture. “I thought there might be something interesting to having actors play at the moment and what was in front of them instead of having them in some ways tell the overall story, so that was the experiment…I didn’t want them to think how this scene falls in the movie,” said Baumbach. “They may know all too well where a scene falls in the movie. You don’t want the characters to know that really.” Gerwig received praise for her performance at a pre-NYFF screening of the film this week. Her character is a case study in contrasts. She’s smart, but makes bad decisions. She’s determined, but is constantly stumbling. She has strong relationships, but she’s often left in the lurch. Gerwig wrestled up a persona that would have been difficult for just any actor to pull off Frances’ unique peculiarities. Asked how she tackled Frances, Gerwig wasn’t quite sure how her personality came about. “I never really particularly meant to have a different way of acting than anyone else,” she said. “I don’t mean to sound like Johnny Cash, but that line, ‘I play guitar like this because I don’t know any other way’ – I don’t know any other way to act.” Continuing she added, “It’s always weird when you talk about acting because it inevitably descends into something mystical. But it’s from the inside coupled with needing to know why I am saying something. Working on the script doesn’t make acting any easier. It actually in some ways makes it more difficult because you know what something is supposed to be.” IFC Films picked up Frances Ha and will release the film in theaters and VOD at a future date.
I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter.. ..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….
Emma Stone is featured in the latest issue of Interview . A very different Emma Stone, we should say. The wildly popular actress – seriously, who didn’t adore her in Easy A … or The Help … or Crazy, Stupid Love ? – covers September’s edition of this magazine and brings a futuristic, serious look to its pages. Also, a cigarette… Stone is actually interviewed by director Cameron Crowe for the piece and tells him that she’s still a work in progress when it comes to this fame thing. “I don’t think that I’ve been deft at hiding parts of my personality,” the actress says of giving print interviews. “I have not mentioned parts of my life, for sure – although I have talked about my childhood more now and anxiety and that side of myself. I don’t think that people would expect that I would have panic attacks… Or I don’t know if they would, because I don’t know what people expect of me. I have no idea.” Stone also says fans may actually know someone like Taylor Swift because she “tells her own stories.” But it’s different for an actress. “I’m playing characters, so that kind of authenticity of self in this job is a little bit different. A lot of times I feel like people come up to me because they think I’m like my character in Easy A , or because they’ve seen me in interviews, but really what they’re a fan of is a movie or a character.” Pick up the latest issue of Interview for more. (P.S. We frickin LOVE Emma Stone!!!)
Something is wrong with Britney Spears. Observers have been saying this about the singer for years, dating way back to 2007 when she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella – but now actual legal representatives for the superstar are making it official. Britney’s lawyers filed documents in court today relating to her four-and-a-half year conservatorship, requesting that certain records remain sealed because they are “highly sensitive” and would cause “irreparable harm and immediate danger” if released. Sources tell TMZ the documents in question are of medical nature and they concern Spears’ condition and treatment . Yes, Britney is doing “extremely well” these days, the insiders confirm, but her unidentified disorder can affect her personality and state of mind. As a result, there are no plans to end the conservatorship, which consists of Jamie Spears and Jason Trawick sharing responsibility for Britney’s personal life, while a more general business conservatorship handles the star’s fortune and career opportunities.