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Miranda Kerr’s Push Up Bra Titties of the Day

I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…

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Herbert wins Justin Bieber tickets

Stewie crashes Brians car, the radio is still playing and Herbert the Pervert finds out he has won Justin Bieber tickets! So funny, must watch! http://www.youtube.com/v/2deW3cUW_iY?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Continued here: Herbert wins Justin Bieber tickets

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Lindsay Ellingson Forgot To Wear A Bra

I normally get really annoyed when I see pictures of Victoria’s Secret supermodels promoting a new line of bras without actually slipping in to the lingerie, but for some reason I’m alright with these shots of Lindsay Ellingson . I don’t know why, she’s still fully dressed, but I like it. The woman is spectacular, I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about the way she’s standing in that sexy black dress that I really like. Where’s the pervert with the camera taped to his show when you need him? more pictures of Lindsay Ellingson here

Kristin Cavallari’s Got Tit of the Day

I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…

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Ashley Greene Shitty Tits in a One Piece of the Day

Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother…. Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….

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Creepy Thong Through Leggings of the Day

I wonder what brought this cameraman to a place where a handfull of girls were stopped and looking at something long enough for him to use his trusty pervert camera to capture a pair of America Apparely leggings, not quite good enough quality to cover up the bitches thong, but wherever it was it shows his level of commitment to his perversion and that’s something worth celebrating by laughing at how creepy his work is….this dude walks around videotaping random bitches and posts it to the internet…hilarious….but what’s even better is that this girl has some sixth sense and feels the creepy eyes are watching without realizing it as she adjusts her shirt…kinda like when you feel someone is watching you and they usually are…only documented….This pervert vider is easily a 4 on 10.

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Jessica Alba’s Titty is Boring in a Tight Dress of the Day

Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty… That’s all I have to say about that… Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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Julia Stiles Bikini Pictures of the Day

I just woke up. Thank you alcoholism for making me so relaxed and well rested…. I gave up being reliable, long before the internet ever happened… So here’s Julia Stiles in a bikini cuz we all like bitches with the deepest fucking voice ever created….especially when they have the facial structure of Downs Syndrome…cuz we all down with syndrome…right…. It makes us feel dainty, and sometimes, that feels ok… To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link GO

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Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead. There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting… THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking… The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

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