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Avril Lavigne’s Sweet Rubber Pants

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Avril Lavigne doing that thing where she sings about all the problems she has stealing boyfriends from teenage girls in high-school and all that crap. Isn’t she like thirty years old now and a multi millionaire? I think she needs to work on her material, maybe sing about how hard it is to find a gardener willing to cut the grass at her mansion or how hard it is to find a hot pink Maserati these days. You know, something a little more relevant to her day to day life. At least she looks hot doing it. more pictures of Avril Lavigne here

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Avril Lavigne Needs A Makeover

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh God, what the hell is this crap all about? I get that Avril Lavigne fancy’s herself as this punk ass princess who’s too cool for school, as the kids say these days, but this is just retarded. What? The kids don’t say that? Anyhow, I think Avril is hot, wait let me rephrase that, I think Avril has the potential to be hot if she’d just drop this pop/punk garbage. Sid Vicious must be rolling over in his grave. This needs to stop, fix the hair, lose the acid washed jeans and the retard velcro sneakers and show is what you’ve got. Soon.

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Amanda Seyfried Continues To Disappoint

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was hoping that Amanda Seyfried would sex it up little more when she heads out, the last time we had her on the site she was dropping some boxes off at goodwill for crying out loud, and now she’s walking around looking like this? This is not how you’re going to get noticed in Hollywood. Sadly, I can’t stop posting pictures of her doing nothing. I guess my feelings for her are a lot stronger than I thought, I must be in love. That can’t be right, I haven’t even seen her big sweater muffins yet.

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Avril Lavigne And Her Pseudo Eighties Hotness

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Avril Lavigne is still doing the whole punk princess crap, she must be about thirty by now, aren’t we done with this yet? A woman wearing sneakers isn’t exactly high fashion sex appeal if you ask me. Anyhow, if you can look past the retarded hairdo she actually looks kinda hot in an eighties slut kinda way. What a waste of a perfectly good pair of leather tights, those things are supposed to be paired up with some high heels and a bad attitude. Shame on you.

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Avril Lavigne Is Looking A Little Rundown

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Avril Lavigne Is Looking A Little Rundown

Divorce seems to have really taken it’s toll on Avril Lavigne , what happened to the hot little punk princess we used to love so much? Here she is at the American Music Awards looking a little like she’s on the hunt for her next bag of glue. I don’t really want to say that she looks like a junky, but I watch a lot of Intervention on A&E and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this chick before. Alright, I’ve just reviewed all the pictures and it’s only in a few of them that she looks like her teeth are going to fall out and her skin is crawling. Verdict: Probably not a junky. Case closed.

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Paula Labaredas Is A Hot Piece Of Nobody

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As usual I have no idea who this Paula Labaredas chick is, but she’s a hot piece of ass with a Twitter page so obviously I’m falling in love with her. Here she is strutting her stuff in her tight little dress and some boots that make me reach for the fifty dollar bills I keep hidden in my sneakers. I think she and I could become friends, go to lunch together and hang out at trendy hot spots and then one day when I’ve gained her trust I will kiss her right on the mouth. Well played Tuna, well played.

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Avril Lavigne Gets A Regrettable Tattoo

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve done my fair share of stupid things while under the influence of alcohol, most of them were more than a little overweight, but I would never get a drunken tattoo with an ex. Here’s Avril Lavigne leaving a tattoo parlor with her ex-husband or current husband, who can keep track anymore, after getting what looks like matching tattoos. What a couple of retards, I hope this one comes back to bite her in the ass. I remember sharing a drunken night with an ex-girlfriend, the topic of matching tattoos came up, but apparently we decided on matching rashes instead.

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Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Hotness Potential

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Finally some pictures of Avril Lavigne dressed as an adult. You see what can happen when you put on a dress? Good things can happen, that’s what. Here she is at the London premiere of ‘Alice In Wonderland’ the other night looking absolutely hotter than a whore’s crotch. I’m glad it was a rainy night because I especially like that she’s all wet and glistening. I’m going to pretend that it’s baby oil not water and she just got back from an important lady’s only oil wrestling match…. Evening gown edition. So hot. more pictures of Avril Lavigne here

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Avril Lavigne At The Beach With A New Douche

Posted on December 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently it didn’t take long for Avril Lavigne to move on to some other douche after her marriage to that dude from the boy band completely fell apart. Here she is walking romantically on the beach somewhere with new guy. I don’t really care that she’s already found someone else, I just wish she would have given us a few bikini pictures first.

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Padma Lakshmi Is Too Classy For An Upskirt

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi arriving at ‘Live With Regis And Kathie Lee’ , or whatever it’s called now, nearly giving us what would have been one of the classiest upskirt pictures ever.

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