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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 Recap: Big Trouble in The Big Easy

So… that was quite the disappointment, wasn’t it? The CW hyped  The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 as a major crossover event, with Stefan finding his way to New Orleans in order to avoid Rayna Cruz. And this aspect of the hour was not a let down. It made sense for Stefan to take shelter in Klaus’ favorite bar because its magical powers made it impossible for a locator spell to track him down there. And it was fun to see these old friends (enemies? Let’s just call them frenemies …) banter back and forth. It was also jarring: remember when Klaus first arrived on the scene in Mystic Falls? And he was billed as the most fearsome for our heroes would ever encounter? Who ever could have guessed he’d end up anchor The Originals as a protagonist? Talk about a character who has come a long way. After learning that Stefan was on the run from The Huntress, Klaus initially went off on his drinking buddy, questioning why he dared to bring such a dangerous problem to New Orleans. But after he tossed Stefan out on the street, he ended up on the phone with Caroline and realized that she really did care about Stefan. So if Klaus really did care about Caroline, as we all know he does, he’ll go lend the marked vampire a hand. That’s how we concluded this episode of The Vampire Diaries Season 7 , with Klaus telling Stefan they were going to see a witch who could help with his Rayna Cruz problem. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! It was the rest of the episode that pretty much sucked. Caroline accompanied Alaric to Dallas with his twins, clearly taken by the kids she birthed and clearly interested in staying with them. We know this is what happens due to the flash forwards, of course, which removes a great deal of the drama ahead. Yes, it was cool to see awhile back that Caroline is engaged to Alaric and that they are raising daughters together. But that shock has now worn off and we’re left with a storyline whose ending we already know. The worst storyline this week, however, centered on Enzo. It turns out that he’s been working with some mysterious group called The Armory because the woman in charge promised him information about his family in exchange for his help capturing Rayna Cruz. That’s it. That’s all Enzo needed to hear in order to turn his back on his friends. By sheer coincidence, the woman then told Enzo that his father founded The Armory and that she’s actually related to him. It was all felt very forced and very random, as if the writers knew they needed to find an arc for Enzo and just invented this out of thin air. Finally, we’ll supposedly see the last of Damon on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 15 because Bonnie nearly died saving his life and he’s sick of putting the lives of those close to him in jeopardy. But we clearly know Damon isn’t going anywhere. We’ll tune in next week just to see what Damon is talking about when it comes to disappearing forever, but if The Armory is really about to become a central focus of The Vampire Diaries, we may be tuning out after that.

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Selena Gomez: QUITTING Instagram Because of Justin Bieber?!

Selena Gomez has had ENOUGH.  She is tired of everybody turning every little thing she does into some kind of drama with her ex-bf Justin Bieber. She’s so over it, in fact, that she might quit Instagram. And it’s all because of you. And me. Us – the fans. Because we won’t STFU. Her threat stems from the latest Jelena Insta-drama that had fans freaking out over Selena singing along to the Lil Wayne song “Single.” “I sure did go through that motherf**ker’s sh*t – I’m single!” Selena chants, having a bit of fun. Fans instantly accused her of throwing shade at Justin, because clearly every damn thing she does must contain some kind of subtle reference to her ex.  Well, Selena ain’t having it.  When the comments started pouring in, Selena left a couple of her own – in ALL CAPS nonetheless. “THATS A JOKE. I WAS SINGING BACK TO LIL WAYNE. MY LIFE ISN’T ABOUT MY EX,” she shot back. And then came the bomb: “I want to delete my Instagram. There’s no drama. Everyone else creates drama. Including this post.” Obviously, Selena is “so sick of that same old love” and just wants everyone to move on, already. Earlier this week, she liked a throwback video a fan posted of her and Justin together back in the day. Naturally, we all assumed the simple tap on her phone meant she was waxing nostalgic about her ex.  But it’s all super silly, because everbody knows the real truth. Selena is actually breaking up Angelina Jolie’s marriage by having a torrid affair with Brad Pitt . View Slideshow: Selena Gomez “Hands to Myself” Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

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O.J. Simpson Furious That “No One Had The Balls” To Get His Side Of The Story For Upcoming FX Miniseries

OJ. Simpson Angry Over FX Miniseries About His Trial “ American Crime Story: The People Vs. O.J. Simpson ” will be hitting TV screens starting next week, but there’s already one person who isn’t on board with the story FX is selling. Naturally, it’s O.J. Simpson himself. While the Juice awaits his parole hearing next year, he’s hot about the fact that Cuba Gooding Jr. nor anyone else from the production rang his phone for perspective while putting this series together. Via MailOnline : ‘OJ is mad because he is being ignored,’ a prison friend reveals to Daily Mail Online. ‘He says they have created this soap-opera based on what other people are saying and what has been falsely reported in the papers, but nobody had the b***s to talk to him,’ says the source. ‘And he feels it will be just be a bunch of BS because nobody knows what really happened, but OJ. He’s also resents that it’s a payday for everyone else and it’s his story.’ Last week OJ was so upset over the upcoming show, he was wailing that Nicole and Ron died over 20 years ago and just when everyone has stopped talking about it and he is planning to get out of prison next year, this movie is coming out and the madness is starting up all over again. OJ, who will turn 69 in July, is still sitting in a jail cell in the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada after being convicted of criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, assault, robbery and using a deadly weapon in Las Vegas in 2007. On October 3, 2008 OJ was sentenced to thirty-three years in prison with the possibility of parole in about nine years, in 2017. Well, seeing as how this miniseries was based on a book that ALSO didn’t ask him isht about isht, we aren’t sure why he’s so surprised that FX went the same route. Do you think this will adversely effect his parole request next year?? SplashNews

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Bill Burr Epidemic Of Gold Digging Wh%res

I believe this video was shot before the “Instagram model” craze! I have a feeling, it’s only going to get worse! Men, hide your money if you have any. Luckily, I don’t. Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Is Perfecting Her Selfie Game

I guess Sarah Hyland must know she looks pretty good in these shots, because here’s my second-favorite Modern Family hottie taking a couple selfies while she’s at something called the “Minnie Mouse Rocks The Dots” Art And Fashion Exhibit (whatever the hell that is). Although if you ask me, Sarah missed the real photo op here: her legs. I don’t know if her arms are long enough to get the shot, but I’d be happy to help out if not. Like I always say, my phone takes great photos. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Tells Kim She’s Pregnant, Kim Doesn’t Care

Kendall Jenner just learned a hard but valuable life lesson: When she's in a panic and needs support, the LAST person to call is Kim Kardashian. While appearing as a guest on sister Khloe's new talk show Kocktails with Khloe , the two decide to pull a prank on their big sis Kim. Kendall dials her up and says that she's pregnant and wanted to turn to her first for support and to help her figure out what to do. Quite a doozy to hear from your 20-year-old model sister who is rumored to be schtupping Harry Styles , a man who seems to be gunning to unseat John Mayer as music's biggest douchebag. At first, Kim is shocked. “Are you kidding?” she exclaims. The mother of two then wipes out any doubt that she's the world's biggest narcissist by going on a rant about her own problems. “I mean, today is not the day,” she whines. “I’m on, like, one hour of sleep 'cause, like, North was up all night and I’ve been feeding him every two seconds and literally my day has been, like, so crazy and I had no sleep and I wanna, like, die.”  “So today is I feel like, oh my god, it's so hard .” Gosh, Kim, that is SO helpful. I feel so much better and focused after hearing all about your mommy woes. Forget about me, let's talk about you and how your baby kept you up all night, as those terrible babies are wont to do. Kendall then fake cries and Kim offers to bring over her “30 kids” so Kendall can babysit. Khloe finally grabs the phone and lets Kim in on the prank, then calls her a “Debbie Downer” as the rest of her guests laugh and shake their heads. Sister of the year, Kim.     

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Jennifer Lawrence is a Cunt of the Day

I find it a scam the Jennifer Lawrence is winning awards at every award show, it’s like Hollywood just loves her and thinks she’s the best, because they needed a puppet to position as some high day rate, big pay day, for the producers to really maximize their take off a movie budget, which is all they really care about.. Well, in being Jennifer Lawrence, she’s rich and famous, has good tits at least in nude selfies, and is still so uninteresting as a personality…she’s taken her awkwardness, you know falling down stairs, and has tried to refine it to a bunch of media people trying to pander to her shitty attitude… She’s the fucking worst, yet marketed as the best, and here she is hassling a reporter, who is probably reading the question becuase he’s not English off her phone, because her and overrated Amy Schumer as just comedians…. It’s impossible to have a celebrity or someone who wants to be a celebrity…who is down to earth or low maintenance. These are the worst kind of brats. The post Jennifer Lawrence is a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selfies About To Be LIT!!! Kim Kardashian Reveals Her Secret Behind Taking The Perfect Photo…

Kim Kardashian Reveals Lumee Phone Case For Selfies Kim Kardashian has finally revealed her secret behind taking the perfect seflie. Is it makeup or a new app?? Nope! According to the selfie queen the secret Instagram photo comes from a simple phone case… Selfies about to be LIT!!! The secret to my selfies https://t.co/GYe09RFqQp pic.twitter.com/z0MXmTHGVu — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 11, 2016 Lumee is an illuminated phone case that ensure all your selfies will be on FLEEK! Would you buy this phone case for LIT selfies?!?

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Random Ridiculousness: This Aromatic Alarm Aims To Help You Arise With The Smell Of Toast And Croissants

New Alarm Clock Uses Scents Of Toast And Croissants To Wake You Up Being an entrepreneur is cool, but some things just need to be left alone… According to PEOPLE , the latest way to waste your money is set to hit the market and change your mornings forever… If you dread the sound of your phone’s default alarm waking you up every morning, there is now a better way to get your day started. The Sensorwake alarm clock claims to wake you up with a timed release of scents like hot croissants and toast. Users insert a 30-use capsule of their preferred aroma (chocolate, peppermint, seaside and lush jungle are also available) and when the alarm goes off, the clock gradually releases the scent. According to a press release, 99% of sleepers wake within two minutes. But skeptical buyers need not worry—there’s a backup sound alarm if you don’t hit the off button after three minutes. If you wanna cop one of these things, be prepared to spend $89 and $11 for the smell cartridges. Worth it? Image via Sensorwake

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Random Ridiculousness: This Aromatic Alarm Aims To Help You Arise With The Smell Of Toast And Croissants

New Alarm Clock Uses Scents Of Toast And Croissants To Wake You Up Being an entrepreneur is cool, but some things just need to be left alone… According to PEOPLE , the latest way to waste your money is set to hit the market and change your mornings forever… If you dread the sound of your phone’s default alarm waking you up every morning, there is now a better way to get your day started. The Sensorwake alarm clock claims to wake you up with a timed release of scents like hot croissants and toast. Users insert a 30-use capsule of their preferred aroma (chocolate, peppermint, seaside and lush jungle are also available) and when the alarm goes off, the clock gradually releases the scent. According to a press release, 99% of sleepers wake within two minutes. But skeptical buyers need not worry—there’s a backup sound alarm if you don’t hit the off button after three minutes. If you wanna cop one of these things, be prepared to spend $89 and $11 for the smell cartridges. Worth it? Image via Sensorwake

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