It may be cold in the Great White North, but it certainly won’t be Breezy! Chris Brown has been denied entry to Canada and forced to cancel scheduled shows in Montreal and Canada. Brown broke the news yesterday in a tweet addressed to his Canuck fans: “Good people of the Canadian government won’t allow me entry,” Brown tweeted. “I’ll be back this summer to see all my Canadian fans!” So why might the people of Canada want someone like Chris to remain south of their border? Oh, so very many reasons: For one thing, it’s a miracle that the singer is able to tour at all. Brown’s probation was revoked in January after a series of violent incidents at his concerts. But Chris Brown isn’t banned from Canada due to the tiny little problem of people getting shot at Chris Brown concerts . No, our neighbors to the North want to keep their distance from Breezy simply because he has a rap sheet a mile long, and the Canadian government reserves the right to deny anyone admittance on the basis of their criminal record. Remember when Chris went to jail last year for violating his probation? We know – he has so many scrapes with the law that you can’t keep them all straight. But Canada never forgets. It’s like an elephant. A big, snowy elephant that wants nothing to do with Chris Brown. 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! 1. Chris Brown Virginity View Photo Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 2. Chris Brown Smoking Weed View Photo Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 3. Chris Brown Mugshot View Photo Chris Brown’s mug shot following his D.C. assault arrest in 2013. 4. Chris Brown in Court (May 2014) View Video Nothing says thug quite like the ol’ orange jumpsuit. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Chris Brown Thrusting View Photo Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 6. Chris Brown Smoking Photo View Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 7. Chris Brown Teeth View Photo Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos View Photo Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! View Photo Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic View Photo Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture View Photo Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche View Photo At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life View Photo Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist View Photo Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding View Photo Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture View Photo Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Champagne Shower View Photo Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne View Photo Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic View Photo Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic View Photo Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Contemplative Chris View Photo Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch View Photo Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless View Photo Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case. 24. Beat Women, Not Animals View Photo Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Chris Brown Jumpsuit View Photo Chris Brown rocks an orange jumpsuit quite often these days. It’s like his fashion go-to. 26. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster View Photo This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
There was plenty to dislike at the 87th annual Academy Awards. Neil Patrick Harris failed as host… Sean Penn made an ill-timed Green Card joke … and Joan Rivers was snubbed during the In Memoriam segment. But at least Lady Gaga’s tribute to The Sound of Music was universally beloved by all who saw it. Well, almost everyone. Lady Gaga Academy Awards Performance “That was not okay,” Shonda Rhimes Tweeted following the performance, making it clear just who she would have preferred to have seen on stage: “I mean, Idina [Menzel] is there. She is right there. RIGHT THERE. And oh dear God, Julie [Andrews] had to hear that. #Oscars2015.” Andrews gave Lady Gaga a hug following the tribute and appeared to have tears in her eyes, while a follower told Rhimes that she “missed the point” of Gaga being the one to take on this rendition. “I probably did miss the point,” Rhimes replied. “Everyone else loved it. That’s okay.” As long as Rhimes keeps churning out masterpieces such as Scandal Season 4 , we agree: everything she says is A-OK. 25 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. That’s Lady Gaga For You View Photo Seriously. That’s Lady Gaga summed up in one photo basically. 2. Lady Gaga: Tattoo, No Top! View Photo Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great. 3. Lady Gaga the Muppet View Photo You never know what Lady Gaga is going to bust out with next. This latest outfit makes that abundantly clear. 4. Lady Gaga Makeup Free View Photo Look at Lady Gaga with no makeup. It’s almost hard to believe that’s her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lady Gaga Dope Cover View Photo Lady Gaga has released the cover for her new single “Dope.” It’s pretty … yeah. 6. Lady Gaga Meat Dress View Photo Lady Gaga’s meat dress is something else. She is not a piece of meat, though, so don’t even think about describing her as such. 7. Topless Pizza Selfie Pizza and Lady Gaga with no top on? Sounds like a fun night in. 8. Lady Gaga: Eyebrow Bleach Photo View Photo Lady Gaga appears to have no eyebrows in this tweet. Think she’s getting desperate for attention? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lady Gaga Meat Bikini View Photo Lady Gaga can pull off a meat bikini like the best of them. Or like only Lady Gaga could. 10. Lady Gaga Writhes View Photo Lady Gaga writhes around seductively. Nice. 11. Lady Gaga on TV View Photo Lady Gaga performs here for a holiday special. Seems about right, doesn’t it? 12. Lady Gaga on a Horse View Photo Lady Gaga arrived at the American Music Awards on a horse. Really, what else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pantsless Lady Gaga View Photo Pants are really overrated. We’re glad Lady Gaga has come to this conclusion. 14. Lady Gaga Selfie View Photo A cute, old school Lady Gaga selfie. She doesn’t look like this anymore, some say. Did she get a nose job? 15. Lady Gaga Nose Ring View Photo Lady Gaga rocking a nose ring in July 2013. Sure is a new look for the singer. 16. Lady Gaga, Burka View Photo Lady Gaga rocking a burka, several dead raccoons (or so it appears) and a handbag that reads C–T. Lovely. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lady Gaga, Miller Lite View Photo Lady Gaga drinks Miller Lite. And we love her for that. 18. Lady Gaga as Amy Winehouse View Photo Lady Gaga as Amy Winehouse in an unusual bedtime selfie. 19. Lady Gaga in the Hospital View Photo Lady Gaga has been hospitalized for altitude sickness. Great lashes though! 20. Lady Gaga: Curvy and Proud View Photo Lady Gaga is curvy and proud in a new photo she posted on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Lady Gaga Sneers View Photo Gaga looking all tough. Or at least she’s trying to, anyway. 22. Lady Gaga No Makeup Instagram Selfie View Photo Gaga with no makeup. It’s a shock to see her looking so natural. 23. Lady Gaga: Body Revolution View Photo Lady Gaga is continuing her Body Revolution. One Instagram photo at a time. 24. Lady Gaga in Sin City 2 View Photo Lady Gaga in Sin City 2. She has a small role in the movie, and looks amazing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Asia and Gaga View Photo Lady Gaga isn’t the only rock star in her family. She strikes a magazine pose here with little Asia. The End. Up Next: ” 25 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Britney Spears’ hot new relationship with Charlie Ebersol is reportedly fueled by the duo’s intense physical attraction, and marathon bedroom sessions. At least according to a source with way too much knowledge of what goes on in between Britney Spears’ sheets … wouldn’t we all love to observe. “Britney says that Charlie is the most passionate man she has ever been with and she cannot believe she is this lucky ,” a source close to her says, supposedly. “She also says that their relationship is ‘fueled by sex’ and that ‘he absolutely rocks in bed,’” the insider reveals, which sounds hot, but once again … How exactly does this anonymous celebrity gossip Deep Throat know about all the deep … stuff going on when Britney and Charlie get down and dirty Spears’ “Piece of Me” residency at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood has proven to be a big hit, and the fact that Charlie’s getting a piece of that can’t hurt. According to the source, “Britney’s been spot-on during her shows because when she is happy and in a good place it comes through in her performances.” “She seems to morph into an almost surreal individual and you can see her aura from miles away,” the source adds, and Charlie Ebersol is a big reason. This story is almost surreal if you ask us. 49 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME 1. Old School Britney Spears View Photo Britney Spears is still so hot even after all these years. But back in the day, wow. The girl was the epitome of perfection. 2. Britney Spears Gets LOW View Photo If Britney Spears has shown us anything through the years, it’s that her ability to maneuver her body interestingly on stage has never wavered. 3. Britney Spears in Rolling Stone View Photo Britney Spears in Rolling Stone, from way back in the day. The HOT day. 4. Britney Spears, Baby View Photo Britney Spears rides a bike in that infamous Rolling Stone spread from back in the day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Britney Spears Poster View Photo A Britney Spears poster more than a few dudes probably hung up back in the day. 6. Best. Kiss. Ever. View Photo Britney Spears lays one on Madonna. Yes, that’s Madonna and Britney Spears (who appears to be waring a lace teddy) in an open-mouthed kiss. Let’s take a long, long, LONG look at this one, shall we? Yes. Let’s. 7. Britney Spears Esquire View Photo Britney Spears poses in Esquire. Back in her sexy heyday. 8. Rihanna, Britney Spears Kiss View Photo Britney Spears and Rihanna kiss at the Billboard Music Awards in May 2011. Guys, try to contain your obvious excitement right now, even though it’s hard. Pun intended. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Hot, Caged Animal View Photo Britney Spears is like an animal, caged and waiting to be set free so that she may inundate us with sensual, pulse-pounding music. And the occasional crotch shot. 10. Britney Spears Bikini Wallpaper View Photo Most people can only fantasize about Britney Spears with wallpaper like this. David Lucado could wallpaper himself with Britney’s body and he let it slip away. 11. Britney Spears Cleavage View Photo WOW. Just wow. This classic 2006 picture of Britney Spears’ cleavage shows why she sold 75 million records. And why whomever designed this top should get free drinks for life. 12. Britney Spears Nipple Slip (Again) View Photo We’ve covered this Britney Spears nipple slip out of basic decency and out of respect for our readers. But come on. What kind of person willingly wears outfits like this? You’re the best, Britney! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Britney Spears Naked View Photo Britney Spears. Naked. Or darn close anyway. 14. Hottest Britney Spears Picture View Photo This is, without a doubt, the hottest Britney Spears picture ever. Look how sunburned she is! Time for a stronger SPF, girl! 15. Absolutely Enormous Breasts View Photo Britney Spears is stacked. Goodness, those are some boobs. Hot diggity! 16. Britney Spears Having Sex View Photo Okay, so Britney Spears may not actually be in mid-coitus here. But the way she’s mounting Kevin Federline in this 2004 classic pic, it won’t be long before they’re having sex for realz. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Britney Spears Rides Pole View Photo This is the best Britney Spears GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. Look at her ride that pole. 18. Britney Spears, Snake View Photo Britney Spears carries around a snake during her infamous VMA performance. 19. Britney Spears: Doggy Style View Photo This Britney Spears concert photo just makes you want to … have a front row ticket. And maybe some concessions. Perhaps a cold beverage. 20. Britney Crotch Shot: Censored View Photo We had to censor this photo. THG is mostly a family site after all and Britney is seriously shaved clean here. Trust us. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Britney-Madonna Kiss View Photo Britney Spears and Madonna lean in for what would become one of the most talked-about kisses ever. For good reason. 22. Vintage Britney Spears View Photo Vintage Britney Spears is so hot. So is modern Britney, but this? WOW. 23. Britney Spears Nude and Pregnant View Photo Britney Spears nude and pregnant in a classic edition of Harper’s Bazaar. 24. Britney Spears: Harper’s Bazaar Style View Photo That’s Britney Spears naked and pregnant on the cover of this magazine, alright. The now infamous magazine cover of our very pregnant girl generated a lot of buzz in 2006. It’s Britney Spears nude, what would you expect? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Britney Spears Topless Picture View Photo Britney Spears wears no top in this awesome photo from back in the day. 26. Britney Spears Topless Photo View Photo Britney Spears topless and waving to the camera on the set of her music video for “Gimme More,” circa 2007. What a strange set of pics these are … strange and awesome. 27. Tattooed Breast View Photo Or so it would appear. Britney Spears is seen here filming her 2007 music video for “Gimme More.” Awkward. 28. Spilling Out View Photo Britney Spears cannot control herself. She must reach a certain level of toplessness and she must do it in a hurry. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Britney Spears Topless Again View Photo Britney Spears goes half naked in this pic for Allure magazine. She didn’t show up for the interview, but really, who cares as long as they’ve got the money shot. Eh? 30. Holy Britney View Photo Britney Spears looking absolutely smoking hot in concert. Or at least like a stripper. 31. Britney Spears Nude in Esquire View Photo Holy hell, this is one of the hottest celebrity pictures of all time. Britney Spears nude in Esquire, in her prime. What else is there to say?! 32. Epic Britney Spears Cleavage View Photo This epic shot of Britney Spears cleavage explains in one image why she sold 50 million records at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Soft Core View Photo That’s what Britney Spears is about one step away from with some of the outfits she’s donning on her Circus tour. Not that we’re complaining … 34. Britney Topless View Photo Britney Spears topless in her 2007 video for “Gimme More.” This topless version was apparently never released. Which is unfortunate. 35. Britney Gets to Second View Photo Britney Spears writhes around on the floor in typical fashion during her March 23, 2009 concert on Long Island. Hot picture. 36. Britney From Behind View Photo Wow, that is Britney Spears for you. What a vantage point for that guy … and for you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Nude Britney Spears View Photo A vintage, nude Britney Spears picture. Would be preferable if she’d turn about 90 degrees, but hey, take what you can get. 38. Hot Britney Bikini Pic View Photo Look at this bikini pic of Britney Spears. What a hottie. 39. Hot Britney Spears Bikini Photo View Photo Britney Spears looks smoking hot in this bikini. Look at those curves! 40. Britney Shakin’ It View Photo Another classic Britney Spears GIF. We love her so hard. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Britney GIF View Photo That is one hot Britney GIF. As if there were any other kind really. 42. Hot Britney Spears GIF View Photo Britney Spears in another hot GIF from Tumblr. We heart Tumblr. 43. Britney Wallpaper View Photo Britney Spears wallpaper like this is hotter than hot. 44. Britney Spears Cleavage Photograph View Photo That is some absolutely insane Britney Spears cleavage in this photo from back in her sexy heyday. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Britney Spears: Give Me MORE! View Photo Britney Spears during her awkward “Gimme More” performance of 2007. Give us more? Perhaps not. But we love her anyway. 46. Hot Britney Spears View Photo Look how hot Britney Spears is in her heyday. Unreal. 47. Camel Toe View Photo Britney Spears demonstrates what Camel Toe is back in her heyday. Great song. Better red suit. 48. Lifted Leg Love View Photo Britney Spears gives men everywhere some very compelling thoughts with this photo from Out magazine. Nice to see that after all these years she remains so limber. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Britney Spears Green Bikini Pic View Photo Britney Spears in a bikini. Life is awesome. The End. Did you like 49 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: This source, who is reportedly close the production of her Sin City shows, says their deliciously sinful body-slapping helps keeps her in tip top condition. Britney “attributes maintaining her hot body to ‘marathon sex’ with Charlie. She says that their love making is like performing five shows back-to-back.” Wow. Now that is some good cardio. Ebersol won’t say how he met Britney Spears , but he has been quite outspoken about his love for the pop star. “Honestly, the way that she treats people does make you look in the mirror and question how much you’re really giving to other people,” he said recently. “Because she is a person who leads with her heart and treats people around her – who she knows and who she doesn’t know – better than you or I.” Wow. Would any of Britney Spears’ previous lovers give it to her for the equivalent of five live shows, then gush about her in such terms to the media? We think not. We really think not. 19 Boyfriends of Britney Spears 1. Reg Jones View Photo Yes, the man who took Britney’s v-card was a high school love named Reg Jones. 2. Jason Geddert Jason Geddert (photo not available) is said to be one of her first loves. We can’t believe he was never documented on photo or film either. 3. Justin Timberlake View Photo These two were the prince and princess of pop for a time. Until, of course, she cheated on him with … 4. Wade Robson View Photo Choreographer Wade Robson, the other man immortalized as “him” in “Cry Me a River,” JT’s 2002 breakup anthem. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tom Brady View Photo Before Bridget and Gisele, Tom Brady and Britney actually went on a few dates in 2002. Seriously. 6. Fred Durst Britney was linked to Limp Bizkit “singer” Fred Durst in 2002-03 … along with unconfirmed flings Jared Leto and Colin Farrell. It was an interesting time for her. 7. Columbus Short View Photo He stomped Britney’s yard. So to speak. 8. Jason Alexander View Photo Jason Alexander, Britney’s childhood friend, was her husband for 55 glorious hours in Las Vegas. Spears had that marriage annulled, but his claim to fame will never be erased. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kevin Federline View Photo Kevin Federline somehow had sex with Britney Spears at least twice, as evidenced by their two sons together. This is still disturbing to us when you consider that she’s Britney Spears and he’s Kevin Federline. 10. J.R. Rotem The music producer actually bragged that he did her wheelbarrow style, or tractor style. 11. Daimon Shippen Oops … she did it again, sleeping with the help. After he split with K-Fed, Britney hooked up with bodyguard Daimon Shippen for a time. 12. Isaac Cohen View Photo Isaac Cohen was actually a fairly serious beau. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Howie Day He managed to “Collide” with Britney in 2007. Amazing. 14. John Sundahl John Sundahl and Britney Spears met at Alcoholics Anonymous in 2007 and began a brief relationship. 15. Criss Angel View Photo He made Britney Spears’ clothes disappear! Or something. 16. Adnan Ghalib View Photo Because every A-list superstar and pop music legend hooks up with a member of the paparazzi and actually dates him at one point. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jason Trawick View Photo Several years and one engagement later, Britney’s former agent and the singer split up. They remain close. 18. David Lucado View Photo Seemingly plucked out of nowhere to be Britney’s boy toy, David Lucado has shown surprising stayin power! 19. Charlie Ebersol View Photo Charlie Ebersol, the son of former NBC president Dick Ebersol, is currently dating the pop princess as of late 2014 and early 2015. Things appear to be going well, and we wish them nothing but the best. The End. Did you like 19 Boyfriends of Britney Spears? 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It’s been a roller coaster of a week for Jessica Simpson. Things started to get weird on Sunday when Jessica posted some racy Instagram pics inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey. Those were followed by a report that Simpson socked her husband in the face after she caught wind of those inescapable Eric Johnson cheating rumors. So with all these rumors of bondage and bloodshed in the Simpson-Johnson household, it’s not surprising that some fans became a bit concerned after Jess posted this photo last night: Not only does Jessica look thinner than usual, but she’s sporting what appears to be a large bruise on her left arm. As an active mother of two, there could be any number of explanations for how Jess sustained the injury, but considering all the rumors of trouble in her marriage that have been circulating lately, an explanatory caption might have been a good idea. Usually, Jessica Simpson’s Instagram page is a treasure trove of sexy selfies and…more sexy selfies. We’re hoping she’ll be back to putting her full, MILF-y glory on display soon. Until then, we wouldn’t mind if she returned to a slightly healthier weight and put the rumors surrounding that bruise to rest. We can’t be aroused when we’re concerned. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: