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JoJo’s Making A Hotness Comeback

I guess JoJo must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we’re seeing way more of her lately than we used to. And I’m not complaining, as long as it means we’re seeing more of her from the waist up. Right now, it’s mostly just the peeks at her sexy stomach in this photoshoot, but if JoJo’s really serious about this comeback, I bet she busts out even more soon. Here’s hoping, anyway.

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Jean Campbell Hip for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who or what Jean Campbell is, but she’s in W magazine, so I guess she’s an up and comer who probably has nude pics out there, but I am too lazy to dig into the internet to find her tits, she hasn’t seduced me enough to put in work. I just like the vibe of this photoshoot, it’s hip and happeing, young and fresh, instagram filter colored like the kids are into, relevant, now…current, everything…life just happened for us…and Jean Campbell in a one piece was the embodiment of that… I guess I like this because it feels like a happier time…in a happier suburban place…out of movie…where on the surface white trash was happy in their middle of the road life…while everyone was being raped…or doing the raping….in the back garden shed after football practice…or some shit.. Maybe that’s not why I like it at all… The post Jean Campbell Hip for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Tranny Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Asians Go Shrimp Crazy Asian Strip Girl fro Stealing Another Woman’s Man Stealing Nun The Video of the American Removing the North Korean Poster Lucky Electrician Dick on a Naked Sky Dive Insane Scooter Rider Cops Run Over Civilian During a Police Chase Fight at the Chicken Coop Pizza Shop Drive Thru Store Clerk Saves Baby The post Weird Tranny Fight and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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David Sims For Self Service Magazine of the Day

I think this photoshoot by David Sims for Self Service Magazine is more a study in my love of tits, than a study of interesting, compelling, artistic, high concept, artistic, nicely toned or interestingly framed photos… The models include: Anoushka, Aida Becheanu, Hannah Bennett, Amy Blakemore, Emily Bostock, Anna Brimma, Kat Grube, Chloe Hayward, Ella Hope. Emily Jones, Josephine Loveless, Alexandra M., Kaia Moore, Lily Nova, Tamara Young But the only reason I am posting it is because the lead in pic is a model’s tits. I love how simplistic I am, pretty much a fucking primate, “is there nipple, I don’t care about who’s nipple, or what that nipple is for, so long as there’s nipple”…is my editorial policy… Pretty pathetic really, but in a world of clickbait and content that doesn’t matter, might as well have a nipple in it, to make it have at least some value. The post David Sims For Self Service Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Sudden Attack

According to my sources, this latest photoshoot from actress/”model”   Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t for any fashion magazine or brand-new denim jumpsuit line. Apparently it’s for Sudden Attack , aka some new first-person shooter video game I’ve never heard of. Now, before you nerds get too excited, just because Chloe’s doing this photoshoot doesn’t mean she actually plays video games. But don’t let that stop you from playing with your joysticks anyway. Enjoy. Continue reading

Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day

Here’s some weird product placement…featuring Caitlyn Jenner being introduced to a vibrator like he’s never been in a situation where he’s filled his ass up with random household objects – remninding him of the Locker Room days while fantasizing about being a woman.. There is no way Kris Jenner didn’t fuck him up the ass their entire fucking marriage, leading to abuse that turned him into a fucking woman… After posting VIDEO OF A POST OP MASTURBATING , I don’t even find humor in Caitlyn pretending to learn about female masturbation…for the sake of her show and an ad this sex toy company paid for…because what better place to advertise than with some tranny porn fantasies to the 1 person who has a Caitlyn Jenner tranny porn fantasy…that you know exists but don’t want to find out is your relative. I am just blown away that this kind of television exists…the end of TV..clearly happening…here’s the proof… The post Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day

Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star… I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST …. Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird The post Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Busty Crackhead…and Other Videos of the Day

Jeep Runs Over a Homeless Beggar… Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial Road Rage of the Day Roast Chicken Heist… Woman Beat and stripped for Sleeping With Other’s Man Pick-Up truck blows up… Man Beating Up a Naked Woman – WHAT THE FUCK Boxer Dies in a Ferrari Accident… After Posting this Instagram… A photo posted by Cody (@travelwithcody) on Mar 5, 2016 at 9:26am PST Female Driver with Tree Stuck in Car Man Stabbed and Killed in Broad Daylight….by his Brother The post Busty Crackhead…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nipples for Self Service Magazine by Venetia Scott of the Day

I don’t know who the models are. I just know the pictures are taken by someone named Venetia Scott, who I’ve never heard of, but who I guess is a pornographer, who will prefer being called an artist or producer in fashion, because pornography is bad. Especailly her pornography, which is so softcore, especially since she’s probably from Europe, where tits aren’t pornography at all, but for the last 10 years of posting tits for fashion, I’ve been told that I am pornography, so maybe when you take something that is innocent nudity and talk about how you want to fit it’s entire vagina in your mouth so that you choke on it so hard you pass out, it becomes pornography…and I’m just delusional in thinking that life is just unfair for me because the big fashion brands don’t throw millions of dollars at me for my inspiring fashion site, because I only pay attention to fashion for the tits. Either way, I like this photoshoot. The post Nipples for Self Service Magazine by Venetia Scott of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Got Old!

I know I haven’t done a post on Penelope Cruz in years, but I still wasn’t expecting to see her looking this old at the 31st Jose Maria Forque Cinema Awards in Madrid (whatever those are). And it’s kind of depressing. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Penelope still looks good for 41, but once upon a time, she was one of the hottest women in the world, and now it looks like we’ll have to downgrade her to foxy older lady status. Which is just one step away from irrelevant. Oh well. At least it was a good run while it lasted. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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