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Milla Jovovich Hot for DT Spain of the Day

Milla Jovovich may be an old mom but she’s still got it…at least in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like an action figure…and I’m not even a sci/fi nerd who love this video game fantasy shit more that they love living in their mom’s basement building sex robots when not playing RPG games or chronically masturbating to animation while scared of girls in efforts to retain their virginity….so those guys must be losing their shit to this….I’m talking nerd system processor overload or some shit.

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Cameron Diaz Pantsless in a Photoshoot of the Day

No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.

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Rashida Jones for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

This doesn’t look like the Rashida Jones I am used to. You know the Harvard graduate, daughter of Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones, Star of I Love you Man….Our Idiot Brother and all movies with that Segal motherfucker….she’s also on Parks and Recreation, something I’ve never seen but know that people like…..because Americans are retards and embrace, worship, trust and get controlled by all things that are on the TV because that is what is there for…. Either way, I’ve never found her hot, but for some reason this photoshoot, puts her 40 year old black/jewish rich kid face into a whole new light…one I can masturbate to…

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Go Behind The Scenes Of Justin Bieber’s VIBE Photoshoot (VIDEO)

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Kendall Jenner Has A Suntan

Kendall Jenner is still a teenager right? So these pictures of her having a little trouble with her top are…. I’m going to move on to the next post.

Kate Upton for GQ Italia of the Day

I am the first to admit that I am a Kate Upton hater…I think she’s an overeating, sloppy titty, fat girl in training who looks like she struggles hard with her weight, cuz she’s destined to be a big fucking girl, and she’s built like a big fucking girl, but she’s got to hold onto this flat stomach as long as she can cuz it makes her money, and she can’t let genetics get in the way of that, even though at 19, no one has tits that big that hang like that unless they are 100 pounds heavier….and I guess watching her struggle with her weight will be a source of entertainment as are looking at the pics of her in photoshoots pre-getting fat…. We call this the Anna Nicole Smith hustle…that said, these pics are probably recycled from another photoshoot, but I’ll post them anyway, cuz I am a drunk and everything is new to me…even if I saw it an hour earlier…

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Meet Candice Swanepoel’s Super Sexy Friend Bregje Heinen

I’d like to thank Candice Swanepoel for introducing us to her equally hot friend Bregje Heinen . I don’t know how to pronounce her name but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to cover myself in oil and playing a game of rubsies with her. Candice is more than welcome to join in. Alright, back to reality. I need to take a cold shower quick.

Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Leggings

If I wasn’t on the government watch list before, I am now. Here is 16 year old Kendall Jenner wearing an outfit that a girl her age shouldn’t be wearing out in public. Someone needs to have a talk with her parents because obviously they’re not doing their job well.

Demi Lovato Too Fat For Shape August 2012 of the Day

Demi Lovato is fat, so I don’t know what the fuck she is doing on the cover of Shape magazine, unless of course Shape magazine is catering to the needs of America like an Airline company and movie theater widening their seats, you know putting bitches who aren’t in shape, but who are round and doughy in shape, because they pretend to be bipolar and bipolar bitches can eat whatever the fuck they want, cuz they have a valid fucking excuse, or some shit….or maybe the people considered in Shape in America are just fat chicks, but I’m thinking they figure it’ll see some fucking issues, even if they have to airbrush some abs on her slob ass stomach….and for those of you who don’t know what an Ass Stomach is, it’s a stomach so fat you can fuck it… Here are the pics…

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Lady Gaga Naked in Perfume Ad of the Day

Lady Gaga released a perfume that I assume is gay friendly because she’s gay friendly, like the fucking Mr Rogers of faggots, you know all generic, obviously marketed aggressively to them, clearly a product of deep marketing research, knowing that when you are a gay teen you need some loud icon to attach yourself to, and that when you do all your fat girlfriends who wish you weren’t gay attach themselves to it, making her concert a who’s who of who? All those weird kids from the drama club? Who wants to participate in that shit…..well the answer is a perfume company, who continue her shitty antics in the merchandising of this shit….reminding us all that she’s the fucking devil, but more importantly that the only time she should be naked is when taking a fucking shower behind closed doors…She is the worst….

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