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Luisa Bianchin Nipple in Elle of the Day

I don’t know who this Luisa Bianchin model is – but I know I want to fuck a ginger…I know I am not gonna bother looking up her model history or her bio – but I know I want to fuck a ginger….I know her nipple is barely visible and this photoshoot for Elle hardly exciting – but I know I want to fuck a ginger…. See I spent my youth gagging at the thought of orange scraggly pubic hair on a bright pink pussy lip…I used to find it gross…freakish…alien…understanding why ginger’s were left in the woods to fend for themselves in the 1600s when parents thought they birthed the devil…not quite getting why Archie was so into them in the comics…. Now Gingers face extinctions, so whenever I see one, I just want to taste her fucking ginger before it is too late….and it is not cuz I am into Asian food…It is cuz I am into what I once thought was freakish….so here’s Luisa Bianchin….some model that doesn’t matter as much as her natural hair color does…I just hope she has a thick, full, fiery orange bush….cuz if her shit is bald…it’s just a fucking waste of ginger genes…

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Luisa Bianchin Nipple in Elle of the Day

Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

She’s a Canadian model who I have never had sit on my face or even finger bang when passed out in the back of the maple syrup van on the way to the igloo….because I haven’t met her….I haven’t even heard of her before today…which is so weird since everyone in Canada are friends…in what makes for a life like living in a kid’s show….only with a few less pedophiles..But I have seen her naked in this photoshoot and she’s fucking awesome…I should make her my wife before she gets all famous and hasn’t got the time of day for me…which I think may have already happened…but I’m too sensitive to look…I don’t think my fragile soul can take more rejection especially not for a bitch making heart gang sings over heart painted nipples….

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Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook Sexy Booty Stretch

Here are a couple of pictures of one of my favorite British cuties, Kelly Brook , in her sexy workout gear. I think I posted the finished product from this photoshoot a few weeks ago, I seem to remember seeing those sexy long socks before, but I thought I should share a few behind the scenes shots for you guys. Besides, any pictures of this hottie stretching out her booty are alright with me. Enjoy.

Georgia May Jagger’s Hot Gap for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

I don’t like Georgia May Jagger because I’m a Rolling Stones fan and her dad is Mick Jagger…I don’t like her because she’s an obnoxious rich kid who has her life pretty much set that I could fantasize about attaching myself to…you know all the glamor parties and cocaine and champagne….I don’t like her cuz her mom is Jerry Hall …..or that she’s the hot one but has a slutty sister who gets naked in playboy to get some of the attention she feels she deserves …..I like her cuz of her tooth gap which I like more than the idea of her vagina gap….cuz I just want to jam my tiny pathetic dick between those shits…and feel the pain I deserve… What I’m getting at is she’s hotness, I’m a fan, here’s her photoshoot.

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Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Kelly Brook showing half nipples or ass in sheer dresses is from or what it is all about…but I do know she looks better Covered in Lipstick, or Miscarriage, or Period, While Her Vagina Sticks Her Tongue Out at Us ….. That’s all I havee to say about this busy, useless, old, tired finally getting noticed bitch…..

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Keyshia Cole’s Mom Frankie: “I Won’t Do A Reality Show With Jim Jones’ Mom” [VIDEO]

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Keyshia Cole’s mom, Frankie Lons, wants you to know that she is the one and only Frankie, and please don’t confuse her with Nancy Jones, the mother of Jim Jones. When it comes to reality TV moms, Frankie says she’s the originator! In a recent interview, Frankie said: “We can do celebrity moms on the road. Feel me. Lil Scrappy mother, she’s out of control. We got the celebrity moms that are as crazy as a bessie bug, shot out to me. Celebrity moms on the road that will work. “But I ain’t going to do no one on one with no Jim Jones’ mama, don’t even think about. The money ain’t an issue, I don’t care how much money you offer me.” Now this would be reality TV at it’s best, just think how much of a hot mess that ish would be!!! Take a look: Spotted at carltonjordan.com Keyshia Cole’s Mom Frankie Releases “Frankie Leg” [VIDEO] Keyshia Cole’s Mom Frankie Debuts Memoir, “The Best Years I Never Had”

Keyshia Cole’s Mom Frankie: “I Won’t Do A Reality Show With Jim Jones’ Mom” [VIDEO]

Janet Jackson Is Nutrisystem New Spokeswoman

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Janet Jackson is set to share her diet tips with her fans after signing up as the new spokesperson for the NutriSystem weight loss program. Janet opened up about her struggles with weight in her 2011 bestseller “True You” when she ballooned up to 180 lbs for a movie role, becoming the butt of fat jokes in the tabloids. In this new role, Ms. Jackson will be the iconic new face for the Nutrisystem brand, the focal point of the SUCCESS campaign and the co-founder of a new initiative to help combat hunger. Janet has reportedly lost 10 pounds in just over a month on the weight loss system and says: “I am so impressed by both the thought and the nutritional science behind the program. There are millions of women like me who want to be successful but don’t have the tools to do it on their own. I hope I can help inspire them.” Janet Jackson Stuns For “Blackglama” Photoshoot [PHOTOS] Janet Jackson Rocks Colorblock Trend At Cannes [PHOTOS]

Janet Jackson Is Nutrisystem New Spokeswoman

Leilani Dowding In A Sexy Swimsuit

Leilani Dowding may not be a household name when it comes to swimsuit models, at least not yet, but she certainly should be. Here she is showing off the goods down in Miami in a sexy little swimsuit. I’m impressed, I may have to start an internet love affair with this one. How do I do that? It’s really not that complicated, all I need is a laptop, an internet connection and an old sock. Done.

Good Lord!: Pilar Sanders Photo Shoot And Her Body Is Bangin! [Video]

Pilar is supposed to be about the Lord, but her photoshoot says she’s about selling them cakes. Turn the page to see the sin.

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Good Lord!: Pilar Sanders Photo Shoot And Her Body Is Bangin! [Video]