Must-See Photoshop Fails (Big Booty Edition) There are two types of attention-thirsty women in the world: Those who buy a new booty (which usually looks terrible ) and those who create a hilariously cartoonish booty with Photoshop sorcery just to be clowned (and featured on posts like this) for eternity. Hit the flip for the most hilariously Photoshopped booties ever.
Kids Stealing for the Mom Motorcycle in the Shopping Mall Rescuers VS Suicide Teen Fight in McDonald’s Firefighters Rescue a Trapped Dog Machete Weilding Thieves Pet Dog After Tying up People… The post Naked Woman in South Korea and Other VIdeos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her badly photoshopped ass accidentally. She’s already posted a picture of herself badly photoshopped thanks to a Kim Kardashian app and it went viral. So in her crazy little world she is living in, she probably sat with a group of friends and said, this “Me saying Nigga on my last instagram pic was bad, let’s divert”…..or maybg “Wanna see people get on every site”….all she has to do is try to give herself an ass, when anyone who has jerked off to Lohan at least once, knows it is not about her ass, was never about her ass, but was about her tits…and more importantly…her broken soul…thanks to her mom and dad… Either way, every girl photoshoppes herself, that’s why real social networking rather than this internet behind the screen social networking lies… The dream is to meet someone hotter than her social media pics…I have a feeling that will never happen….thanks technology. The post Lindsay Lohan’s Photoshopped Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment… So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right. The post Lara Stone is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well, these are supposed to be Cindy Crawford not photoshopped that some asshole leaked to embarrass her husband, the Gerber Baby, and herself, who should theoretically not be modeling under this disgusting to look at conditions, or she could always just accept being 100 years old, the hottest thing at one point in time who made a lot of fucking money and own that shit, so people don’t fucking expect the unexpected, like she is some kind of miracle sent from heaven, when really she’s just a fucking lie… The only interesting thing in all this is all the loose skin, it’s like a make-you-own-vagina project for anyone who gets their boners that close to her… The post Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you feel like you’re experiencing deja vu right now, don’t worry – you’re not alone. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez get back together about once a month, and it seems they’re planning to keep that trend going in 2015. The troubled couple was spotted having dinner together in West Hollywood last night. We’d say it might have just been a case of two exes platonically catching up, but sources claim the Biebs and Selena headed back to her hotel together afterward and Justin spent the night. So yeah, apparently this girl never learns. Selena cried about Justin at Taylor Swift’s birthday party and he’s put her through some serious emotional torture over the years, but she keeps coming back for more. We can’t figure out. Did she see Justin’s Calvin Klein modeling photos and decide she needed to inspect his photoshopped bulge for herself? Maybe Selena Gomez has decided to follow in her friend Swifty’s footsteps by compiling plenty of heartbreak material for her next album. In any event, this is sure to end badly, just as it did the 4,000 other times that these two got back together. The only question is: How long until Justin Bieber does something douchey and screws things up again? We’re guessing about a week. Until then … so much GRINDING! Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video.
It is totally on between Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg. Earlier this week, the singer went all Kim Kardashian on fans, trying to break the Internet via the release of his Calvin Klein underwear photos . Most honed in on Bieber’s well-chiseled body; his dynamite six-pack; and his possibly Photoshopped crotch . But one woman focused on a different underwear model instead, as Rhea Durham called out Bieber for failing to live up to the hot standards set by the original Calvin Klein hunk, Mark Wahlberg. Durham believes nearly naked spread in Wahlberg’s 1992 is the “best,” prompting THG to turn this question over to our astute readers: And the Winner is? Justin Bieber Click Here To Vote for Justin Mark Wahlberg Click Here To Vote for Mark It’s Justin Bieber versus Mark Wahlberg! Both are in their underwear on behalf of Calvin Klein. But who looks best? View Poll » Compare and contrast the gorgeous bodies above and vote now: Which would you rather have draped all over you in bed… if you know what we mean?!? Bieber, meanwhile, says he spoke to Mark Wahlberg about his copycat pictorial and that he’s simply “honored” to be a part of the long-time Calvin Klein “legacy.” And then Durham backed track a bit amidst some backlash, Tweeting to Bieber her congratulations that the “torch” of sexiness has been “passed” from her husband to the Canadian singer. But whatever. Those niceties aren’t any fun! Drool over the following pictures and let this fiery feud continue! Justin Bieber vs. Mark Wahlberg: War of the Underwear! 1. Bieber vs. Wahlberg! So. Many. Abs. Who looks hottest in his undies, Mark Wahlberg or Justin Bieber?
Twitter Vs. The Most Photoshopped Woman On Instagram (Allegedly) At this point, we all should know catfishy sorcery when we see it on social media, especially Instagram where suspected Decepticons like @raychiel flourish in their own little fantasy world without any worries (until now). Hit the jump for yet another impressive showcase of Black Twitter detective work .