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Mid-Day Discussion: I Want To Break Apart Just Cause 2

Just last week, I confessed a desire to skip the nearly intolerable cut-scenes in Just Cause 2 , a game whose completely ridiculous gameplay scenarios trump the afterthought of a story. Besides that, however, I’m having flashbacks of experiences with previous open world video games where I eventually became fed up with having to rely on the in-game economy. Just Cause 2 is a game designed for unexpected things to happen. Several times now, I’ve requested a vehicle to be floated in and watched as the vehicles hit the ground, reacted to the physics badly, tumbled down a mountain and blew up. Money is actually a difficult commodity to come by in Just Cause 2 , which means throwing away $35,000 on a helicopter might actually end up breaking the bank. To be fair, I was laughing the whole time. Watching a helicopter drop from the sky, hit a rock at just the wrong angle and explode into flames is hysterical. I just wish J ust Cause 2 had a built-in insurance clause for these moments, a more fluid economy or — and this may sound just as sacreligious as my easy mode argument from last week — a cheat code for infinite cash. I’d happily turn it on. (And for the record, though I’ve been criticizing Just Cause 2 , I’m hopelessly in love with it.) Have something to share? Sitting on a news tip? E-mail me . You can also follow me on Twitter .

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Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal of the Day

Some of you may know Kayden Kross for her adult entertainment career, I know her as the girl I am going to throw into the back of my van and drive 400 miles into the middle of the woods so that she can’t escape me and has no choice but tos stick by me because I performed a ritual making her my bride while she was sleeping off the tranquilizers, all I need is a van and she’ll be mine… All bad jokes aside, along with her porn career, she is also an educated, well spoken, gentle and caring woman who wants to help you get your girl to do anal and although there are millions of articles on this online, Kayden’s advice comes from a place that doesn’t realize you guys can’t get laid, and that this advice is just going to be used on your best friend who also can’t get laid cuz you’re both horny and tired of jerking off both alone and together while watching porn……but she had good intentions and who knows, maybe it’ll come in handy one day…. Donkey Dong in the Bum Butt Sex.

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Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal of the Day