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Kate Upton Is The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos , the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again . That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 19 photos Continue reading

Chrissy Teigen Does Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Looking at these pictures of  Chrissy Teigen  in the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue just reminded me, but I totally forgot Chrissy had a kid last year. Which means it’s time to invite her to join the official Hollywood Tuna MILF Club. It’s a pretty sweet deal, actually — you get to pretend I don’t exist while I talk about what a hot MILF you are, and club dues are just a few bikini and/or lingerie and/or fully nude pictures sent to my inbox once a month. Or, for a lifetime membership, you come over to my mom’s basement for a date. No one’s picked that option yet, but maybe Chrissy could be the first. (It’s cool. Just tell John it’s a “work thing.”) » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion,  Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Nina Agdal’s Topless In Health Magazine

I know I don’t do as many posts on Nina Agdal anymore as I used to, but let’s be honest, my former #1 favorite hottie isn’t as hot as she used to be either. But she just did a topless shoot for Health Magazine , and Nina’s looking a lot better than I remembered. I don’t know if this is my “dream body,” like the cover says, but it’s definitely pretty damn close. Enjoy. Continue reading

Fastest Jump Roper

This little dude’s skinny legs sure move fast. Continue reading

Guitar Loop

This dude got some mad skills. It will mesmerize you. Continue reading

Ashley Graham Gets Super Plus-Sized For V Magazine

I know I have to be careful when I do posts on Ashley Graham , because we’re all supposed to pretend she’s a real supermodel and not just super plus-sized. Otherwise I get in trouble. So I’m just going to put up these Polaroids from her latest shoot for V Magazine and let you guys decide for yourselves. Personally, these pictures are currently making my pants region freeze over, but hey, if it’s working for you, go ahead and enjoy. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Lais Ribeiro’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Good news: I’ve got another one of those awesome  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser videos to share with you perverts today. And this time, it’s Lais Ribeiro ‘s turn to make our pants regions go nuclear with her bikini shots. Honestly, I don’t even know how they managed to shoot this thing. But I’m guessing it involved lots of fire extinguishers and a few of those fireproof suits. However they did it, it was definitely worth it. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Michael Jackson Impersonation Goes Wrong!

Wait for it… Continue reading

Meet Hottie Oksana Rose

Meet my new latest find, Oksana Rose . I don’t know too much about the leggy blonde model, besides the fact that she’s got a killer Instagram and she’s a total pants fire, but after this photoshoot of her getting friendly with some very lucky pool toys, I can tell you I’m already a fan. And in my professional opinion, she’s definitely got what it takes to make a big splash in the modeling world. Get it? Cuz she’s at a pool in this shoot? …Fine. Whatever. Just enjoy the hottie swimsuit pictures, you jerks. » view all 16 photos Continue reading