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Nut Crashing Celebration

Some guys just don’t respect the nuts! Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Is A Terrible Actress!

Here’s the end result of those weird Kendall Jenner shark costume pictures from a couple days ago, and yeah, I think it’s safe to say that Kendall isn’t going to become a professional actress any time soon. That is, unless somebody can write a part for her that takes place entirely in the shower. Believe me, I’ve tried, but so far, no studio’s taken me up on Bath Time with the Tuna . Their loss. Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Tonguing Bill Murray

I think this might be the most covered-up we’ve seen Miley Cyrus in weeks, and I blame the whole Christmas special thing for the fact that Miley isn’t breaking out any see-through shirts  or sex toys here. Oh well, at least she’s still giving the cameras some of her patented tongue action. I’m glad to see she’s still got some bad good habits left. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Booty Will Warm You Up

Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that  Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow. Continue reading

Seinfeld Bass Door Sensor

This dude needs to mass produce these things! Continue reading

Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife  Kimberley Garner , and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

What’s In The Box?

Japanese game shows are the best! And Japanese girls on Japanese games shows are damn cute! Continue reading

Man Released From Prison After 44 Years

Otis Johnson served 44 years in prison. He was released at 69. The world is a much different place now! Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner And Her Cougar Sister Kylie At The AMAs

In case you forgot, Kylie Jenner is trying to become a pop star , which is pretty much as big a joke as that porn star Kim trying to become an author. But I guess that’s why her and her big sister Kendall Jenner showed up to the American Music Awards last night. Knowing that family, I’m guessing she was there to pick up a trophy they paid for, like Best New Pop Star or a Lifetime Achievement Award. But since I don’t want to encourage Kylie’s music career, instead let’s focus on her real talent: looking and dressing like a cougar even though she’s only 18. Now that’s actually impressive. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

New Rubik’s Cube World Record

I hope this gets him laid one day!. Continue reading