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Dad Busts Some Moves

I’m sure there is a teenage daughter hiding in some corner who is extremely embarrassed. Continue reading

Darth Vader Chokes Comic Con

Nerds always amuse me! Continue reading

Zendaya Is Still A Super Cutie

Here’s Zendaya at the fourth annual BeautyCon LA fest, and don’t get me wrong, the Disney star’s definitely super-cute, but her red carpet faces could use some serious work. I don’t know what look she was going for here, but I’m guessing it probably wasn’t looking like she pressed her lips up against a window, minus the window. So if Zendaya wants to try something different next time, a little tongue action always works. Well, it works for me and the Little Tuna, anyway. Hey, it’s worth a shot. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

First Ever BMX Quad Backflip

What Jed Mildon just accomplished is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Continue reading

Paris Hilton’s Pushed-Up Cleavage Does London

Paris Hilton may not be nearly as famous these days as she used to be, but here’s the OG hot nobody out in London showing that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to show off her pushed-up cleavage for the paps. And I know that some of you cynics out there are probably going to point out that that’s not really much of a skill, but hey, for a D-list celebrity, it’s the only one you really need. So keep up the good work, Paris. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Chrissy Teigen Is Not #FreeingTheNipple

Here’s Chrissy Teigen out in Paris, and maybe my eyes have just been ruined from years of putting my nose too close to my computer screen, but I’m not seeing as much of Chrissy as I’d hoped in these shots. I thought the sexy supermodel was supposed to still be crusading for the whole #FreeTheNipple movement . Oh well, I guess she’s just not as dedicated to the cause as the rest of us perverts activists. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Is Trashy And Haute Couture

I was complaining about Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy the other day, and looks like it struck once again, making this killer Kendall Jenner selfie a lot more PG than I would’ve liked. So instead I guess we’ll just have to enjoy these pictures of Kendall at the Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week, because she’s a “real” fashion model now, remember? But if you ask me, I still prefer her work as a professional Instagram model, nipple or no nipple… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chrissy Teigen Likes To Show Off Her Fake Boobs

As you probably already know (because you’re a fellow degenerate pervert), Chrissy Teigen has been fighting the good fight against Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy after they removed a topless picture she posted . And I totally agree with her — if you ask me, tits should be allowed to be shown off anywhere: Instagram, the sidewalk, my mom’s basement. But let’s not pretend fashion models are any different from porn stars these days. You could put that  W Magazine spread of Chrissy’s in Penthouse or Hustler and nobody would be able to tell. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but the only difference is these “fashion” mags can call it “art.” That said, I support Chrissy 100%, and I’d be happy to post some topless pictures to my Instagram in solidarity. Just as soon as she sends them over. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Karrueche Tran’s Sexy Midriff

Here’s Karrueche Tran out giving us a peek at her sexy stomach in LA, and for any of you wondering why I like this chick so much, it’s not just that she’s got a killer body. A lot of girls have that. It’s also the fact that she has terrible taste in dudes. If she fell for that d-bag Chris Brown, I feel like I’ve got a shot too. A 0.00001% chance, but hey, that’s still better than nothing. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ted Going To Town On Mariah Carey’s Knockers

OK, so I know I compared Mariah Carey to a beached dolphin and everything last week, but who cares? I’m perfectly fine with being called a hypocrite. Because after seeing these shots of a teddy bear getting to go face first into Mariah’s meaty cleavage at the airport, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous. Oh well. Here’s hoping that lucky bastard’s equipped with a nanny cam, so we at least get to share the view. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading