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Paris Hilton Would Be The Perfect Depend’s Spokesmodel

With all that distracting pushed-up cleavage of hers on display, it took me a while to notice the wet spot on the back of Paris Hilton ‘s dress in these shots. But now that I have (and I’m betting so has the rest of the blogging world), I’m pretty sure this has to qualify as Paris’ most embarrassing “wardrobe malfunction” yet. But hey, on the plus side, I think we’ve finally figured out what Paris’ next gig can be: as Depend’s first under-60 spokesmodel. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nadia Forde Is A Hottie I Need To Know

I know I’m supposed to be up on all the latest busty hotties out there, but it’s a full-time job just keeping track of which ones I already proposed to. So can anyone help me out and tell me who this Nadia Forde chick is? Because after seeing these pictures of her at the European premiere of Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb in London, I only know two things about her: that she’s clearly very “talented,” and that I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You can feel love in your pants, right? » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

The Lohan Sisters Disappoint

Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali in London for the LOVE Magazine/Balmain Christmas Party and it’s kind of bumming me out to see how far Lindsay’s career hotness has fallen off the map these last couple years. Anyway, according to my research, Ali is supposedly a “model,” but I’m pretty sure that’s like calling Lindsay an “actress.” Or “hot.” I know it was true at one point, but I seriously doubt it applies anymore. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Megan Fox Works It On The Streets

Don’t get me wrong, going for a walk in skintight leggings is a nice touch, but if Megan Fox really wants to make a late run at the coveted MILF of the Year title, she’s gonna have to get serious about it. And she’ll need to do a whole lot better than this. I’m thinking a couple “leaked” topless selfies or a week of bikini pictures would be a step in the right direction. Either that, or spending 30 seconds in Heaven with yours truly. What? I’m a blogger. What would make you think I’m above taking bribes? » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek . According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kat Torres’ Body Is Out Of This World

I don’t know how I’m going to pull it off, but I’ve got to find a way to see this perfect booty of Kat Torres ‘ in person one of these days. Because with all the seriously hot bikini photoshoots she’s been putting out lately, I’m convinced that it has to be the 8th Wonder of the World or something. All I know is, after this latest shoot, it’s currently a lot higher on my bucket list than seeing the Grand Canyon. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Ana Braga’s Pink Swimsuit Is Killer

See, now pictures like this are exactly why I love Ana Braga so much. Because normally, I hate seeing hotties waste a perfectly good trip to the beach by wearing a swimsuit instead of a bikini. But somehow, this Brazilian beach babe even manages to turn a one-piece into a recipe for an instant pants fire. Now that’s seriously impressive. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Ela Rose Bikini Pictures Are A Handful

I’ve always said that Swedish model Ela Rose knows how to dress , and here she is rocking one of my favorite outfits of all-time in her latest photoshoot: a hand bra. I’ve seen a lot of models attempt it over the years, but Ela seems to have it mastered. Because it’s not as easy as it looks. Those puppies of hers are a real handful. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Miranda Kerr’s Hotness Hits Tokyo

According to my sources, Miranda Kerr just touched down in Tokyo in these shots, and everyone’s trying to figure out how the super-hot supermodel managed to look this good after taking a 17-hour flight halfway around the world. But that’s easy: she’s one of the hottest women in the world. I bet Miranda would look just as smoking hot after living in a pile of pizza boxes for 36 hours. And if she ever wants to put that to the test, I’d be happy to make some more room in my mom’s basement. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Wonderbra Celebrates Its 20th Anniversary With Boobs!

Note to Victoria’s Secret and all the other lingerie companies out there: now this is how you celebrate a major lingerie event. You know, by actually getting models to show up wearing your product. Apparently it’s Wonderbra’s 20th anniversary, and they threw a big party in Madrid with a bunch of hotties in lingerie. So make sure to join the celebration and enjoy. I’ll bust out the streamers and fancy Kleenex I save for special occasions. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading