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Chrissy Teigen’s Hotness At The 2014 ESPY Awards

In case you were too busy doing literally anything else, it was the 2014 ESPY Awards last night, which I normally wouldn’t care about, at least not until they finally take me up on my suggestion to add a Best Bikini Yoga category. But I’m willing to make an exception this year, considering SI hottie Chrissy Teigen showed up dropping an MVP-worthy amount of cleavage. And now I’m just wishing they’d invited me too so I could’ve had a chance to see this show of hers in person. I mean, c’mon, I’m extremely athletic for a blogger. Yesterday, I did half a sit-up. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Are Very Low Quality

Sorry in advance for the quality on some of these, I guess the pap on the Lindsay Lohan bikini beat hasn’t been busy enough lately to be able to afford a new zoom lens. But according to my sources at least, these shots are of Lindsay hanging out on a yacht with some mystery dude in Italy. Huh, I guess she decided to try to make some extra money while she was there. Good for her. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Sam Faiers Is Sexy In Leather

Normally whenever I write about a British hottie, I tend to focus mostly on their bustiness, but considering Sam Faiers isn’t giving me much to work with in that department in these shots, my eyes were actually able to make their way a couple inches lower this time around. And once they did, I realized what a great set of stems Sam’s got too. Who knew? All she needs now is a willingness to date (or at least hook up with) a blogger and she’ll be the total package. Fingers crossed. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed Of All-time

In case anybody out there was still wondering why I call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, A) it sounds like you’ve got an even worse attention span than I do and B) what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got distracted by all this ridiculous cleavage. So, uh, anyway, here’s Micaela at some fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week putting on one hell of a show of her own. And I just hope all the other hotties out there were paying attention, because I’d love to see this outfit become the latest hot nobody fashion trend. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage Show

See, now this is exactly why I love Nicole Scherzinger so much. Not just for all the impressive cleavage she’s got on display, but because she’s actually pulling her jacket open to give us and the paps an even better look. So all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: that’s how you keep those 15 minutes (and pants fires) going strong year after year, by giving the fans what they want. And while we’re on the subject, where are those signed lingerie pictures I kept asking for? Do you think they got lost in the mail? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Caitlin O’Connor Gets Into The Fourth Of July Spirit

I know some of my readers might not understand why I’m so in love with so-called hot nobodies as opposed to the famous celebrities you might see on other sites, but this is a perfect example: here’s former Maxim Hometown Hottie and more importantly, one of my Twitter girlfriends Caitlin O’Connor at the BenchWarmer’s Stars & Stripes Celebration. As you can see, Caitlin clearly knows how to dress for a party. And if you ask me, the rest of Hollywood could learn a lot from her. I just hope those other “celebrities” out there are taking notes. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ashanti’s Major Cleavage Show

It was the 2014 BET Awards last night, so here’s Ashanti busting out in a big way to celebrate. I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on her before, I couldn’t even really tell you a single song of hers. But hey, when you drop this much cleavage on a red carpet, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll get the Tuna’s attention. And just in case there’s any wannabe celebs out there wondering, other surefire ways to get my attention include posting lingerie pictures on Instagram, putting on a leg show for the paps, and showing up in a bikini pretty much anywhere, but especially my front door. Good luck. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Paris Hilton Knows How To Dress!

I know I’ve ragged on Paris Hilton a lot in the past, but to be fair, she makes it too easy on us bloggers. Now that she’s pretty much irrelevant and not really famous anymore though, I’m starting to actually like her again. Especially when she shows up in outfits like this one she wore to the BET Awards. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot nobody using her funbags to get attention. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet Continue reading

Dillion Harper Works The Poles

After doing a quick search on Dillion Harper turns our she is a porn star. Surprise, Surprise!!! Anyway, here she is performing at some Gentlemans’s club, but if you want to see her in live action, I suggest you do a quick Google search. You’re welcome! I could never imagine a girl this innocent looking performing sexual acts on screen. A girl like this should only be performing sexual acts with me in my mom’s basement. Continue reading

Micaela Schaefer Because I Like Her Soccer Balls

Here’s everyone’s favorite “author” Micaela Schaefer at the SexySoccer2014 football match showing her support for team Germany. Obviously, I’m all about Team USA, but I would probably change allegiance for just one evening with those funbags. Sorry, I’m a very weak man. On another note, if you are into German webcam chicks, check out the site that is written on her arm. Continue reading