By now you all know that Alexandra Daddario was the winner of this year’s Whack-It Bracket, but the winner of the GoPro Hero 4 Camera has been a mystery… Until now!
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jordana Brewster poses nude for Allure Magazine ( egotastic.com ) Marisa Papen is every hipster’s wet dream ( drunkenstepfather.com ) This is likely the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Miranda Lambert’s breasts ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lindsey Kevitch deserves to be as big as Charlotte McKinney ( boobieblog.com ) Rumer Willis sports a pair of pokies at Dancing with the Stars rehearsal ( thenipslip.com ) And now for the featured att-RACK-tion! ( doubleviking.com ) Alice Goodwin is simply unreal ( steakwood.com ) British pornstar Samantha Bentley will return to Game of Thrones Season 5 ( fleshbot.com )
If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approves stories from around the web! Gemma Arterton wins The Olivier Awards ( egotastic.com ) Doutzen Kroes posts totally see-thru pic on Instagram ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Sara Malakul Lane’s cleavage is pretty tough to beat ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Jelena Jensen looks amazing in a purple fishnet top ( boobieblog.com ) Jessica Szohr goes see-thru at Coachella ( thenipslip.com ) As Pacino would say, “She’s got a GREAT ASS!” ( doubleviking.com ) UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste is very good at Instagram ( steakwood.com ) Shameless star Bojana Novakovic joins the cast of Amazon’s Casanova ( fleshbot.com )
A video posted by Lucy Hale (@lucyhale) on Apr 10, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT I don’t really follow Pretty Little Liar Lucy Hale’s career…I just know that she’s pretty famous because of her very popular show…. But I do support her National Siblings Day handstand…so that the world can see her ass as it works against gravity…or more importantly…as she slaps her sister’s ass for Natonal Siblings Day, whoich for someone with a fetish is a good enough thing….no matter who you are, what you do for a living, or whether you’re famous or not…so slap that sister ass… The post Lucy Hale for National Sibling Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits… I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop… Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot… Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is… The post Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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