“I would like to thank the Academy… I’m kidding, I’m kidding. This is the one that counts,” joked Ben Affleck Thursday night at the Critics Choice Awards, accepting his Best Director prize at the event hosted by the Broadcast Film Critics Association. If Affleck was more than simply disappointed by being passed up by the Academy in the Best Director category for Argo in yesterday’s Oscar nominations , he didn’t show it at last night at the event. [Related: Critics Choice Awards Spread The Love Around, Name ‘Argo’ Best Picture AND Academy Award Nominations — What Were The Biggest Snubs & Shocks Of The 2013 Oscar Noms? ] “It doesn’t feel like [I got robbed],” Affleck told Access Hollywood at the Critics Choice Awards. “We not nominated for Best Picture and seven other nominations. I guess I would of liked to personal have two or like three, four or five for myself, but I’ll take whatever we got – it’s a pretty cool thing.” Affleck along with other heavyweight Oscar contenders Kathryn Bigelow, Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson were passed over Thursday morning in Oscar’s Best Director category. The actor/filmmaker won an Academy Award in 1998 for Best Screenplay with pal Matt Damon in 1998 for Good Will Hunting . “If you go into the situation where you think you’re entitled to get nominated, you’re probably in trouble,” added Affleck. “The best picture nomination is an acknowledgement and then we got seven other nominations. Editing, score and all these like people who worked really hard. So, it’s really satisfying to see those folks get acknowledged.” [ Source: Access Hollywood ]
I don’t always need a girl to be half naked, or spread eagled to think of her in a sexual way, I just need her to be a girl…and breathing…and I am ready to violate her with my mind…she could be doing the most subtle thing like adjusting her pants, or scratching her inner thigh, or bending over to pick up something she dropped in the grocery store, and I’m already 40% of the way into a romance love scene staring the two of us….so seeing Miranda Kerr kickin it on the couch in a tight shirt is not hot to the non-pervert…but when you’re me….you know this picture is as dirty as your mind makes it…from throat fucking to orgies…anything is possible…just let your mind get carried away and like a Kid’s show taught you but you forgot….that’s the beauty of imagination boys and girls…we don’t need it served on a platter, we just need it to have a vagina. TO SEE HER IN A HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOLLOW THIS LINK
It is hard not to fall in love with Candice Swanepoel….I saw this picture yesterday when she posted them….and it took me 24 fucking hours to get them on the site because I was too busy staring at the amazing ass that is Candice Swanepoel in her bikini for Social Media…but not just any bikini…one that is low cut, or high cut, or whatever the fuck this borderline thong shit is…that so many girls are wearing on the beach these days…making the world a brighter, shinier, more amazing place to live… I love Candice Swanepoel, and I’ve never met her, but I know that if there is one thing out there I need to consider myself a success..it is to hold her hand….even just for a second…and I never get this way over anything…except maybe pugs…but shit people…do you see this ass…it’s so friendly and inviting, like an old comfy sweater, the hot fit ass version…that I want to slip inside and die…after singing it love poetry I wrote it….starving to death cuz it is all I’ll eat.. Next level performance on her part…it speaks to me at my soul….
Vida Guerra was famous in the 90s for being a big round ass that FHM exploited as hard as they could in an era where J.Lo made 100,000,000 dollars for virtually the same reason….you know the latin hearthrob bullshit that shoulda never happened….but did happen…and with most hispanics is still happening…cuz round ass is great…but more importantly because they are a loyal people… Her ass, despite taking up serious fitness, as you can see in this picture for twitter of her 6 pack…. Is still ridiculous…..but not as ridiculous as the fact that I am doing a post on her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Seth McFarlane and Emma Stone announced the nominees for the 2013 Oscars Thursday morning and Lincoln leads the pack with a whopping 12 nominations including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor and Best Supporting Actress — but fans of Flight, Beasts of the Southern Wild and Django should be happy to learn those films and the actors who starred in them were recognized as well. There are a few snubs we’ll point out to you too, but check the full list of nominees when you continue.
I’m just gonna start off by saying it is SO TRUE that you should NOT give up, because I literally had NO tickets, and definitely NO meet and greets. I’ve been a belieber since 2009, before everything. I have seriously been waiting since then to meet Justin. I went to the My World tour because I was lucky enough to buy tickets before it sold out but this year, the Believe Tour sold out in minutes. I couldn’t afford tickets at all but I decided to join BieberFever because I could enter a contest and probably get a chance to finally meet Justin. I took a picture of all my Bieber merch and sent it in. The day before the concert came and I was freaking out . I was so mad at myself for the picture I had sent cause I thought it wasn’t good enough. Then at around 8:00 p.m. I decided to check my email for some reason and saw and email from BieberFever and stopped breathing. I was crying and shaking . I freaked my Grandma out because I yelled. I NEVER win contests so I was in so much shock. I was praying about this for so long and I just couldn’t believe it. My mom finally agreed to take me to the arena. My mom, brother and I got to the Oracle Arena at 9:30 a.m. and we were not the first people there. We waited around for a while, and I even had a sign that said “I don’t have tickets. Never Say Never?” and held it the entire time. We met all of the dancers so that was pretty cool. Then at 12-ish we hear someone say, “Fredos over there!” so we go towards the gate and saw him! He had to leave though because he was on the phone and everyone was screaming. Justin was still asleep on the bus I think so everyone was singing trying to get him out. Soon after Justin came out and was riding his segway by the fans, it was so crazy! After that, Scooter, Kenny, Dan, all came out and said hey . Then it was time to get our M&G wristbands. I was so nervous. I took my brother and he was wearing a shirt that said ‘Swaggy.’ I don’t know if Justin even saw it haha. Then it was our turn, and I couldn’t stand next to Justin because we had to be in groups of six. It was still the most amazing experience ever. I walked in and he was saying hello to everyone and we took the picture fast. I was ALREADY being pulled out but I stayed because I wasn’t gonna leave without hugging Justin. The only words I said were, “Justin can I hug you?” and he was still talking to someone and once he was done, he turned around and hugged me! He was so nice to every single one of his fans. He is so amazing. I will NEVER understand how someone can hate on him without even meeting him or anything. The security dude was telling me to go already so I had to, but I had to talk to Fredo first cause he was there! I told him I had bought him Oreos and asked if he was gonna go outside and he was so nice. He was holding my hand the entire time, I don’t know how I was talking. So finally I left to go outside. I was shaking so bad and everyone kept asking how he smelt like and everything. Then a radio station there played OLLG and I cried so much. I cannot believe I finally met him. Then an hour later I started freaking out because I thought I was going to miss the concert. I am SO GRATEFUL THAT I GOT TO MEET JUSTIN – don’t get me wrong. But, I wanted to go so bad. I walked around the arena looking for someone in the crew, praying so much. I did not give up and I refused to leave. I stood by the gate where Fredo and Justin had been earlier and there was 2 girls there who were waiting for Fredo. We just started talking, and a while after the show had started. Then Alfredo and Scooter both came outside and started talking to us! Scooter was like, “Have you three talked to each other?” We said yeah and he’s like, “Okay, well I think you 3 should bond more… inside.” I once again stopped breathing, like what is going on!? HE GAVE US TICKETS. That doesn’t happen to me! Scooter kept telling us we needed to get inside so I didn’t get a picture with him, but I hugged him and he is so nice. I finally decided to look at the ticket and saw that we were in ROW 5! The concert was just the most perfect thing ever. Justin did amazing, he touched my hand and yes of course I did freak out. I cried during ‘Be Alright’ and I was just to thankful for the entire day. I cannot thank Scooter, Justin, and Alfredo enough too. I also still have the heart we held up for Avalanna, my ticket, my signs, everything. This honestly proves to just not give up because you never know what can happen. -@BayAreaBookSign More here: I’m just gonna start off by saying it is SO TRUE that you should…
Beyonce Shows Off Her Flat Stomach On The Cover Of GQ Magazine Although a leaked version of this cover hit the worldwide web yesterday, we decided to wait for the real thing instead of boring you with the sloppy second rate version. So, here’s “everybody look at me” Bey in all her ab-tastic glory, showing off her tanned tatas and torso on the cover of GQ Magazine’s February issue. And if you’re tired of Mrs. Carter by now , you might want to take a break from life for the next few months. Cause between this GQ cover, her upcoming Vogue cover, the Superbowl, her documentary and a new album…..yeah…..you get the picture. All Bey everything is straight ahead. Peep a few more pics from the spread of a bun rocking Bey with her bee-stings on blast on the flip.
Sorry, kangaroo at the airport . You’re no longer the cutest Australian marsupial to be featured on THG today. Meet the Quokka, who believe it or not, is actually real! Unlike a number of Australian animals, the Quokka poses no threat to humans, and can be quite friendly … as the photo above probably made clear. Sadly, their tameness may partially explain why, according to the Perth Zoo, the once-plentiful Quokka has drastically declined in numbers over the years. The adorable animal is currently listed as “vulnerable,” according to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, due to predation from foxes and dingoes. Thanks to conservation efforts and fox control programs, their populations are recovering in some areas, bringing warmth and joy to all who see them. Check out a few more photos below and try not to collapse due to cute overload:
Kendall Jenner took to Twitter this week and made her feelings on the paparazzi very well-known: She ain’t a fan. “there’s nothing that irritates me more than when people take pics of me/my family/ or anyone in this industry and do not ask,” wrote the half-sister of Kim Kardashian . Of course, Kendall failed to mention that this rarely occurs, as the Kardashians have deals in place with most agencies in which they alert photographers to their impending presence at various locations. But we’ll ignore that detail for now. Continued Jenner: “don’t sit there taking pics of me as if I’m a statue, or an artifact in a museum. I can see you and it makes me uncomfortable. I’m a human being and it’s very rude not to ask. you wouldn’t appreciate it either.” Possibly true. But they may accept the trade-off of this irritation if it means millions of dollars for very little work. Something to think about, Kendall.
Loudmouth birther extraordinaire Donald Trump is back in the middle of another birth certificate-related controversy, although this time it involves: His own. Bill Maher. The real estate mogul sent a copy of his New York City birth certificate to comedian Maher, who made a Trump-like demand to see the document. Maher, mocking Trump’s PR stunt announcement that he’d donate $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college records, made Trump an offer. On The Tonight Show , Maher said he would donate $5 million to charity if Trump could prove he isn’t the “spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.” Maher, of course, is a staunch Democrat and Obama supporter, while Trump made an enormous deal about Obama’s birth certificate back in early 2011. On Tuesday, a lawyer for the Celebrity Apprentice star called Maher’s bluff in hilarious fashion, releasing proof that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. In a letter, he told Maher to please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump immediately for donation to the following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane Sandy Victims The Police Athletic League The American Cancer Society The March of Dimes The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute Well played by The Donald. A representative for Maher did not immediately return a request for comment. On Monday, though, he told Leno he did not want to start a war with The Donald. “I’m not looking for a feud with Donald Trump,” Maher said. Too late. Your move Bill.
