I don’t say it very often, but these Britney Spears photos are pretty impressive. If my calculations are correct those boobies are D cups. Sure they are sitting a little low but with the right bra they could create some sparks in my briefs. Anyway, here she is at Old Navy doing it up like us poor people.
Now this is how you get my attention. Ladies, take note. Here’s Eva Longoria showing off her picture-perfect booty for a new photography book called Asleep at the Chateau . Apparently some photographer got celebs to reenact their typical sleeping habits. Clearly, I need to get myself invited to a sleepover at Eva’s house. Let’s make this happen. And Eva, if it’ll make you more comfortable, we can sleep head to toe. Related Articles: Eva Longoria Dresses For Success Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures Eva Longoria’s Upskirt Girdle Picture Eva Longoria In A Bikini For BEBE
Ol’ Barry O looks right at home hob-knobbin’ with hip-hop’s first family President Obama Posts TwitPic Of Himself With Jay-Z And Beyonce We we’re kind of surpirsed to see Instagram and TwitPics pop up from Camelman and Beyonce’s $40,000 Fundraiser last night at the 40/40 Club in NYC last night. But then again, the Secret Service probably took so many security measures prior to the event that not even an once of fawkery would be tolerated. There is no official word where this picture came from. Though we’re inclined to believe a White House shutterbug snapped the candid moment between The POTUS, The GOAT-Camel, and baby mama Bey Bey. It’s election time, and the Obama campaign is full speed ahead trying to pander to the young, “hip-hop” demographic that helped him move his belongings to the nation’s capitol in 2008. November 6th isn’t far away at all, make sure you are registered to vote in this years presidential election. Image via Twitter
The Voice Season 3 just got underway, but is there already a casting shake-up in the works for Season 4? According to a new report, at least, there may well be: Usher and Shakira are replacing Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green. Alleged insiders say Shakira and Usher would take the place of Christina and Cee Lo alongside Adam Levine and Blake Shelton at the end of the current season. Earlier this month, Aguilera opened up to Ryan Seacrest about the show, admitting she once viewed her job as a coach on The Voice “kind of like a side project.” “[I thought], ‘It’ll keep me close to my son [Max, 4] in L.A. I don’t have to travel,” the Grammy winner said. “Then it kind of took off, and there goes my free time!” The Voice sources say Christina will use her break from the program to focus on tours and promotional duties surrounding the release of her new album, Lotus . Christina Aguilera’s “Your Body” , the first single from the upcoming record, is already out. Green, for his part, is currently working with NBC on a new show. The rumor comes just as speculation surrounding American Idol ‘s revolving door ends: Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban will join Randy Jackson and Mariah Carey as judges. What do you think? Should Usher and Shakira join The Voice?
“Directing a movie is not that much different than producing albums. It’s working with talent and guiding them,” says Jim Akin, who makes his directorial debut at 7 p.m. Pacific Time on Thursday with the premiere of After The Triumph of Your Birth at the Aero Theater in Santa Monica, California. Akin is better known as the husband and bass player for singer/songwriter Maria McKee, formerly of the alt-country band Lone Justice. She co-produced the movie and co-wrote its score with Akin, and though Martin Scorsese once directed her in Robbie Robertson’s “Somewhere Down The Crazy River” music video, she counts this as her first real acting role. What’s the movie about? That’s a tough question, Akin told me. “I’ve tried about a dozen times to come up with an answer, and I can’t do it,” he said. So, he asked his wife to do it for him. “It’s been called a road movie on foot,” said McKee. “It’s been called a tone poem. My Irish friends said it was Joycean — a man’s philosophical journey. And during his sojourning, he meets a number of surreal characters along the way.” Judging from the trailer, which is posted below, David Lynch and tough-guy poet Charles Bukowski are also influences, particularly when the protagonist is heard in voiceover saying: “I was a bystander doing a death waltz through the shit parade of suicide highway.” “I like the idea of a man working through his existence and his identity and his place in life, and trying to make peace with that,” Akin finally volunteered. That man is McKee’s drummer Tom Dunne, whose story arc takes him from the desert to the ocean on foot. The characters whose paths he crosses are local actors and friends of Akin and McKee who, the first-time filmmaker said, “wanted to be part of the experience.” Akin said that their generosity was one of the factors that enabled him to make the picture for the hard-to-believe sum of $550. “I did the writing, the shooting and the sound, the locations and the editing,” he explained. “Maria worked with me on the score.” Akin added that he kept the production costs minimal because “I didn’t want to borrow money or risk money because then I would feel more free about my ideas.” McKee, who plays a musician in After the Triumph of Your Birth calls the role “my first non-singing job in front of the camera,” although she does perform “One True Love,” which Akin wrote, at a piano, and an a cappella prayer. (She also sings on the soundtrack, on which Akin also appears as his recording alter ego, The Shootist.) People have been trying to get me to act since I was 16,” McKee said. “But I never wanted to be an actress per se because I wanted control over the material. My relationship with Jim is ideal. We were able to work together and shape the material in an intimate way.” After the premiere at the Aero, McKee and Akin will treat guests to a musical performance. If you can’t make it, the movie will be available on DVD and Blu-Ray disc on Sept. 18. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Levi Johnston is a father for the second time. Sunny Oglesby , Levi’s girlfriend of more than a year, gave birth to a healthy baby girl today in Wasilla, Alaska. Her name: Breeze Beretta Johnston. Yep, Levi named his little girl after a gun. TRADE-UP: Cuter and with less insane in-laws than Levi’s ex-fiance! Sunny Oglesby and Levi Johnston did not plan the pregnancy – guy doesn’t roll that way – but they say they’re still together and cool with it. Nice. Breeze Beretta Johnston, the half-sister of Levi’s son Tripp with Bristol Palin, is 6 lbs., 15 oz., and was born at 5:28 a.m. at Matsu Regional Hospital. No word on when daddy will buy Breeze her first Beretta, or whether he’ll get himself one to protect her from guys such as himself in like 15 years. Bristol Palin , from whom Levi claims he’s trying to win back custody of Tripp, debuts next week on DWTS: All-Stars and should be commenting on this soon.
Here is Miley Cyrus shopping for groceries at Whole Foods. I bet you Whole Foods weren’t expecting to have two famous little melons on display. As you can see, Miley forgot to wear a bra, which is a good thing because it wouldn’t be needed. Miley’s fruits are at the perfect ripeness and hold their own. Don’t they make you want to take a bite?
Here is Erin Heatherton contorting her supermodel body in different positions while doing Yoga. I don’t what these positions are called, but I’ve seen the one in the main pic in many adult films. It’s a favorite of mine. Enjoy.
Here is Erin Heatherton contorting her supermodel body in different positions while doing Yoga. I don’t what these positions are called, but I’ve seen the one in the main pic in many adult films. It’s a favorite of mine. Enjoy.
You know this picture isn’t all that hot…and I don’t even know if the model in the picture is Candice Swanepoel cuz I have facial recognition blindness…I just know she put it up on her instagram a few hours ago…and that I wouldn’t mind being the owner of the car she in next to so that I can pop open the trunk and throw her in it…driving her far away to a place no one will bother us….where we can plan our wedding and life of love together before the police helicopters find us and shoot me for kidnapping her…..you know a real romantic love story…cuz she’s my fucking favorite.
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