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Jesse James Issues Vague Non-Statement on Affair

Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, has issued a vague public apology to his wife and children, following a woman’s claims that he had an affair with her. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee accuses James of hitting that repeatedly. In his “apology,” James never directly admits to having an affair, match, but says, “There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me.” Yeah. No $h!t. Who does this guy think he is, Tiger Woods?! Did Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee, a supposed tattoo model and mother of two? He hasn’t admitted it in so many words, but it looks like it. The Monster Garage star claims says a “vast majority” of the allegations made against him are “untrue and unfounded,” but goes on to say that, “It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.” Seriously dude. Stop channeling Tiger. While dodging cheating allegations , Jesse concludes, “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused.” “I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.” FYI, reportedly Sandra Bullock moved out already.

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‘Davy Crockett’ Star Fess Parker Dies

Filed under: R.I.P. Fess Parker — who played Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone — has died of natural causes … a rep confirms with TMZ.Parker — who also starred in “Old Yeller” — owned the DoubleTree Resort in Santa Barbara and the Wine Country Inn & Spa in Los … Permalink

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: March 18

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where THG readers try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below! Today’s subject? Robert Pattinson, posing with adoring fans on the promotional tour for Remember Me . What would be a great caption for this picture? You tell us! Just click “Comments” and send in your caption(s) – as many as you like. We’ll announce the winner tomorrow. Best of luck to all…

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Amazing Teen Prostitution Story of the Day

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter. It’s got something to do with some dude who took in a teenage runaway in exchange for sexual favors who he dressed like a girl and sent to the streets when the teenager refused to turn more tricks for for free…and the whole thing is next level. I’m thinking about getting the picture of the uncle put on a T-shirt because he’s inspired me and given me some serious good times and I’ve never even met the guy, I’ve just seen this video…It is confusing but it is also that good. I want to buy the rights to this story for a couple of 40s of malt liquor. It is gonna be the sequel to Precious…just wait and see….only problem is if I write the script they’ll call me racist but if I was black, they’d call me a social commentary or my people cuz the Oscars are fucking racist.

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Audrina Patridge’s Legs Look Better Photoshopped of the Day

Audrina was in a Bikini for FHM and I went off about how this was her calling. She had the fake tits, she wasn’t at and all she needed was a little fucking photoshop to clean her up a little so that she doesn’t look like the retarded pig she looks like on TV, Video or pictures. It just takes a little smoke and mirrors that make someone so irritating and average looking finally worth jerking off to…but instead she didn’t lock herself away until the next photoshoot, she’s decided to walk around in a pair of little shorts, I guess in efforts to remind us that she isn’t a bikini model and she’s not all that and actually has short shitty legs and a long torso, not to sound too picky, I just can’t seem to see past girls who look retarded shit and in my defense, no one calls you too picky when you notice the amputee is a fucking amputee even though you still tried to bring home because she was easy….you see cuz I notice the shit doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try to get the shit pregnant….if you know what I mean… Pics via Fame

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Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool… I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating…. Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga’s ‘Telephone’ Video Isn’t An Ode To ‘Kill Bill,’ Director Says

‘We never even thought about any of those movies until the car came into the picture,’ Jonas

Amanda Seyfried: Exquisite in Esquire

Actress Amanda Seyfried is 24 years old, gorgeous, talented and actually does not seem like a desperate, Kim Kardashian or Heidi Montag -style attention monger. Basically, that makes the girl a prime catch. The departing Big Love cast member recently posed for Esquire magazine, and let’s just say that if you aren’t familiar with her by now, you will be soon enough: Mamma Mia! Amanda Seyfried as you’ve never seen her before … In addition to the HBO series, you may recognize Seyfried from her roles in various daytime dramas, and more recently Mamma Mia , Jennifer’s Body and Dear John . She’s also known for being in seriously sexy lingerie as of now. Click to enlarge more pictures of Amanda in Esquire … [Photos: Esquire]

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Picture Does Not Match Headline

Today in newspapers fucking with you. [Update: Picture is down. Thank God for screen shots!] The Best Links: via Fark View

The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: March 6-12, 2010

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Below, our staff members look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors. Some of the highlights from March 6-12 include … The Academy Awards included a few surprises ( The Hurt Locker ousting Avatar for Best Picture and Best Director) and lots of notable celebrity fashion . American Idol trimmed its field to the final 12 . Among this week’s top performers: Siobhan Magnus and Michael Lynche. Are they they early favorites? Tiger and Elin Woods are not only living together again, but were reportedly spotted kissing ! He also hired Ari Fleischer to rebuild his tarnished image. The Eclipse trailer was released. Millions of fans flipped out. Are these American Idol stars on a collision course? Best non-sex tape of the week: Rozlyn Papa of The Bachelor. Heidi Montag fired Spencer Pratt as manager, five years later. The Gosselin kids are totally depressed about Kate on DWTS . Former Will & Grace star Sean Hayes came out of the closet. Celebrity feud of the week: Keith Olbermann vs. Bill Simmons . Miley Cyrus is, like, totally deep … more so than most peeps. Adam Lambert drama of the week: Sydney crotch pumping . Awesome lawsuit of the week: Lindsay Lohan vs. E*Trade . Corey Haim (1971-2010). R.I.P.: Former child star Corey Haim passed away at the age of 38 after an apparent, accidental overdose of prescription drugs. He will be missed. Couple news: Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore broke up again; Kim Zolciak denied girl-on-girl action; Jake and Vienna are accused of cheating. Baby news: Congrats to Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza (expecting), Joseph Fiennes and wife (girl) and Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart (girl). Police blotter: DMX notched his first arrest of 2010; Ben Roethlisberger is still accused of sexual assault; Lil Wayne was finally taken into custody; Andrew Young has been found in contempt for not surrendering the John Edwards sex tape. Don’t forget to follow The Hollywood Gossip on Twitter for all the latest news, celebrity gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens, 24/7/365.

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