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Leighton Meester’s New Shitty Music Career of the Day

I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam

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Some Bitch Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping on Californication of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter’s name is Eva Amurri and she inherited her mom’s amazing tits, not that I remember Susan Surandon’s tits being amazing, but I do know that she is known for being busty, at least that’s what the weird Rocky Horror Picture re-enactment actors who come out of the woodwork every halloween in every city I’ve been in, have told me. This is a clip of her showing that shit off on Californication, and they are pretty fucking amazing

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Some Bitch Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping on Californication of the Day

Heidi Montag: Octomom-in-Training!

Forget Britney Spears.

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Heidi Montag: Octomom-in-Training!

Molly McNearney: Dating Boss Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel is totally going David Letterman on us. Minus the $2 million extortion scandal and being in a relationship with someone else, that is

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David Letterman’s Wife Demanded On-Air Apology

After David Letterman announced last Thursday that he had been involved in sexual affairs with female staff members, most fans were surprised by his conduct, but nevertheless appreciative of his decision to go public. Letterman said he had sex with unnamed staffers. One of them, Stephanie Birkitt , was dating Robert Halderman, who stands accused of blackmailing Dave over it.

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Lara Manoukian: Lamar Odom Cheated on Me!

The celebrity gossip world’s collective jaw pretty much hit the floor when it learned that reality star Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were dating. When they got married after knowing each other for only 32 days, that was even more out of left field. And quite possibly not even legally binding

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More Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom Wedding Photos Released

The late September wedding of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom continues to pique celebrity gossip readers’ interest. And make both of them a lot of money.

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Katie Price Attacks the Paparazzi of the Day

I guess dating a professional cage fighter has rubbed off on Katie Price because here are some pictures of her attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, because I assume she doesn’t want to have her picture taken so badly that goin’ straight for the motherfucker’s throat is the rational thing to do, as her boyfriend has proven, violence does solve conflict, so lets hope the bitch pisses him off one day so she gets beat the fuck up….. I am sure I am not the only one who thinks that she should be the last one angry about having her pic taken, she should embrace the shit and celebrate the fact that people still care about her, when she’s pretty much a nobody with big fat tits, but I guess she’s lost sight of that and has let the ego everyone around her has created take the fuck over and make her feel like she should act like a real celebrity that just can’t take being hounded anymore, when really she’s just a piece of trash so I guess this kind of behavior is expected….and funny. Pics via Bauer

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Serena Williams: Nude in ESPN the Magazine

When we last saw Serena Williams showing off her body, the part on display was her mouth, as the tennis champion threatened the life of berated a line judge and was ultimately disqualified in an epic U.S.

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Serena Williams: Nude in ESPN the Magazine