Hellooooo Teyonah … Teyonah Parris Attends The African‑American Film Critics Association Awards Teyonah Parris of “Survivors Remorse/Chiraq” fame was recently spotted looking beautiful at the 7th Annual AAFCA Awards. The natural haired banger rocked a cobalt jumpsuit for the occasion… and posed for the photogs. She also took to Instagram to show off her “vintage glam” look for the occasion. Isn’t she beautiful??? Hit the flip for more photos from the African‑American Film Critics Association Awards.
I think the technical name for this pose is “Ass on a Shelf”…it’s a common instagram model, or aspiring instagram model pose. Where things get interesing isn’t cleavage rocking braless tits…in the low cut tank or deep open necked top…it isnt’ the kissy duck face lips…also GREAT instagram fodder…it’s the caption: “our girl got her braids back” Yes…this picture is so about the braids you fucking perverts…focus on the braids you pervert… This is almost a fucking parody of someone whoring on social media to get more and more famous and it is working because men are basic… THERE’S A VIDEO The post Bella Thorne Showing Off her Braids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who is FRESHLY 18, we’re talking 15 days since she’s turned 18, and she’s already in campaigns holding a dog, not riding her sister’s fame, fortune, success, or connections…you know not milking the Moss name, definitely not rocking the Moss aesthetic from the 90s, because these pictures are dark, rugged, or heroin chic, the shit that made us love Kate Moss like we were Johnny Depp and every guy in a band she had unprotected sex with…but instead it’s some Disney Channel quality wholesome that you don’t even see if you go to a college bar where these modern, feminst, young sluts are virtually doing vagina puppet shows for a cocktail they will later claim was drugged, after they black out and wake up with a dick in them….you know…youth of today…or some shit.. We can assume that in the next few days…or months..she’ll be naked, she’s 18, it’s allowed, and really what everyone is doing…unless her career takes the right direction, the one I actually tell girls I meet, which is “don’t get naked, everyone gets naked, if you don’t get naked, people will want to see you naked”….something people don’t seem to understand because they are trash and constantly put it out there to get noticed, even though they’ll pretend it’s for some higher purpose.. Either way, Kate Moss is one of my favorite, I love her long nipples, and even in her 40s I think she’s amazing…so anything that shares her DNA is already a win to me…even if this shoot is garbage…I believe in Charlotte Moss…she’s the future…and has everything lined up perfectly for her.. The post Lottie Moss with Pomeranian dog for Some Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My ongoing, boring, unfunny, but I keep saying it joke about Bella Thorne, the star of the Florida stage family with a dozen kids, of whom this is the only one who has any celebrity, is that she’s 40 and actually the stage mom, trying to show her ugly hipster kids how to make it, all you have to do is pretend to be 17…turn 18…and wear your bikini and no one will ask questions…you know frustrated at her daughter’s failing at getting dads to jerk off to them because they are forced to watch the shit tv, she took it upon herself to prove a point that even at 40, you can play a 17 year old people will love if you wear a push up bra… Because of that push up bra and that pretending to be 17 turning 18, Bella Thorne is all the rage right now, at least that’s the way it seems if you accidentally read all these shitty blogs, but I don’t think she’s anything special, her social media is a 5 on 10 in excitement, her career is a 5 on 10 in excitement and the only reason anyone really even notices her is because the industry is putting money into her as they need a young reliable babe who guys like to carry shitty movies and TV shows…so why not make it this one… They make her get to the events, they call the paparazzi, they tip her off on the type of content she needs to produce and they maximize the little celebrity they have and build off it…with their tits… The reason I like this picture, or why I am posting this picture, is because it reminds me of an 80s mall shoot wives for their husbands, or young aspiring models do for their portfolio, something she had done when she was actually 18, 22 years ago, all cheesy in the cheesy studio…but when I looked closer…it wasn’t really that at all..i’ll post it anyway, since everyone loves this bitch… TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Mall Photo Studio Inspired Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you know Kourtney stripped down for a fully nude photo shoot Sunday night. If you don't watch it … consider this your highlight reel! This isn't the first time we've seen a Kourtney Kardashian nude photo shoot , or even gone behind the scenes of one via KUWTK . But it was a noteworthy one just the same. Don't believe us? Check out the images below of the 36-year-old mother of three (!) posing in the buff, on the ground and standing up. Seriously, could her curves be any more insane?! Photographer Brian Bowen Smith told her flat out that “if you're not blown away by your picture, then it means we didn't do it right.” Kourtney then confessed her one major insecurity. “The only thing is I feel like my ass like disappeared when I lost weight,” the realty star lamented. “We need to plump it up.” Do we, though? It's awfully hard to fix perfection. Kylie Jenner , who was present to watch her half-sister bare all, has big shoes to fill if and when she decides to go down this road … 1. Like Poetry in Motion Kourtney Kardashian has posed naked on Keeping Up with the Kardashians before, as that’s kind of what she does for a living sometimes … but that doesn’t make the January 2016 episode in which she did so any less magnificent. 2. The Bottom Line In more ways than one, if you know what we mean. We mean Kourtney showing off her bare bottom helps rake in the dollars, improving the financial bottom line considerably for her family. 3. Work it Out! Kourt said she feels like she’s in her workout class. NOTE: We need to sign up for that workout class. 4. Kourtney on Top Kourtney Kardashian may not be wearing a top in this screen grab from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but she is on top of the world in our book. 5. Pure Perfection Kim Kardashian gets all the publicity, but Kourtney is pure perfection. 6. Take Notes, Kylie Kourtney Kardashian, 36, shows sister Kylie Jenner, 18, how it’s done on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. View Slideshow
Holy crap, this is getting UGLY. It’s been one week since Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham exchanged blows on Twitter , and now Nicki’s boyfriend Meek Mill is embroiled in a high-stakes feud on Instagram with fellow rapper 50 Cent. Yesterday, Meek dropped a four-song EP that featured a diss track in which he hurled some not-so-favorable shots toward Fifty. Obviously, Fifty heard it, because he unleashed a barrage of nasty Instagram posts directed at Meek, beginning with an amalgam of Meek’s face merged with the poop emoji. “LMAO Hey shit head, your career is over already.you better focus on getting Nikki pregnant so you can at least get child support girl,” read the caption. Meek responded with an Instagram post of his own that included a photo of himself carrying piles of cash, plus a 275-word rant going OFF on Fifty, calling him miserable, broke and friendless among other things. “U pop shit on social media 24/7 … U never in the places everybody b at…. The whole queens say you a rat…. Ross baby mom hit you for that check you sick …. Ross finished you “career over? How dare you speak on that? …. All you artist that came under you broke” ya son hate you smfh! Ya swag on below “0” lol hold up….. U always hating on puff and Hov other go getters from ya city…… U going broke and you miserable …. U really miserable bro….” He goes on and on, which you can read for yourself on Instagram if you’re so inclined. Fifty went on to upload EIGHT MORE Instagram posts dissing his rival, which included memes, a pic of Meek crying and a doctored video that depicted Fifty smacking Meek in the head. “LMAO, you made a big mistake Shit Head,” read one of Fifty’s captions. UM. What does that mean? What that a threat? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Not gonna lie, this makes me a little uncomfortable. Meek’s last move was to post an old pic of the two rappers smiling together along with the caption, “Say less… just watch these characters!” We’ll definitely be watching. I’ll admit it’s entertaining as all get out, but I sincerely hope these two keep their blows limited to the verbal variety.
The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide. At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits… Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits… And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago… The post Winona Ryder Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too. Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me… I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?” Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems. The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is so meta…that’s hip internet speak for who the fuck knows what..I just assume it’s like Inception, like a picture of Hilary Duff Looking at a Picture of Hilary Duff, posted to her Hilary Duff Instagram, to “Hey did you see who’s on the cover of @redbookmag this month? ME!!! I look the exact same don’t I?”…Then she posted a WINKY FACE..calling out redbook for fucking her up with photoshoot…She’s so coy…or just a bitch, an unappreciative bitch, who thinks she’s a bigger deal than Redbook…because she’s Hilary Fucking Duff… HER NIPPLE HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY – IT WAS PRETTY MAJOR NEWS Here are those redbook pics, I already posted them, but you can’t get enough Hilary Duff, that’s a scientific fact…unless you’re her husband than you run from that crazy bitch as fast as you can and deal with her strictly through child support checks…as you should.. The post Hilary Duff is So Meta of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you watch Teen Mom online , you know that Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra may well be the most stable couple and the most competent parents in the history of the franchise. Naturally, this doesn’t mean that their lives are perfect. In a new interview with Life & Style , Catelynn discusses her battle with postpartum depression in a remarkably candid interview. The 23-year-old says she’s been struggling ever since giving birth to daughter Novalee in January of 2015. “I didn’t really know and I still don’t know what’s going on with my postpartum,” she tells the tabloid. “For a while I felt fine, but I’ve always suffered from depression, anxiety and panic attacks.” While Lowell laments that doctors have been unable to help her, she praises her husband, Baltierra, for standing by her side and helping to keep her symptoms at bay. “Tyler is my backbone and helps me a lot,” Catelynn says. “He pushes me and will make me do things like go for a walk so [the depression] goes away.” Catelynn says she’s optimistic for the future, but is well aware that it may be quite some time before she’s able to a more stable emotional state. “It’s a daily struggle,” Lowell concludes. Fortunately, she’s Catelynn seems to have a strong support network to help her through this difficult time.
