I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…
She went on to become one of the polished and elegant women in the entire world, but Kate Middleton was once a poor flower girl with a thick cockney accent. Well, at least she played one in a musical back in the day. WAY back in the day. New footage from her 1993 grade school play, My Fair Lady , has surfaced, featuring the now 32-year-old Duchess in the lead role of Eliza Doolittle. Check out the clip of Kate Middleton , obtained by the Daily Mail, below: Kate Middleton Grade School Musical The video shows a young Kate learning how to be upright citizen with the help of Professor Henry Higgins in an adaptation of the hit 1956 musical. Based on a George Bernard Shaw play, Pygmalion, My Fair Lady was later turned into the famed 1964 film adaptation starring Audrey Hepburn. It’s not clear how long Kate’s acting career lasted, but she did do a bit of modeling at the University of St. Andrews, where she met Prince William. Check out our fun gallery of vintage Kate Middleton photos , taken long before she was the glamorous international celebrity she is now, below: 13 Vintage Kate Middleton Photos Open Slideshow 1. Vintage Kate Middleton and Prince William Kate Middleton and Prince William back when they first started dating. Such an adorable picture … and such a head of hair he used to have! View As List 1. Vintage Kate Middleton and Prince William Kate Middleton and Prince William back when they first started dating. Such an adorable picture … and such a head of hair he used to have! 2. Kate Middleton as a Baby Kate Middleton as a baby girl in 1982, with her proud father Michael. 3. Kate Middleton as a Kid A beautiful, vintage photo of Kate Middleton as a young school girl. 4. Kate Middleton Childhood Photo An adorable childhood photo of Kate Middleton, the girl who would be queen. 5. Kate Middleton in College A photo of Kate Middleton as a college girl. Man she was as beautiful then as she is now … not a shocker we suppose. 6. Old School Kate Middleton Pic An old school pic of Kate Middleton, looking like the beautiful young woman she’s always been. 7. Old School Kate Middleton Picture An older photo of Kate Middleton, before she was the celebrity she is today. 8. Kate Middleton Picture (Old School) This is Kate Middleton. She is Prince William’s girl. For life! 9. Kate Middleton Partying Once again … can you imagine Kate Middleton going out to the bars like this in 2014?! 10. Kate Middleton Partying Photo A photo of Kate Middleton enjoying the nightlife in London, before she was the celebrity she is today. Can you imagine her partying like this nowadays?! 11. Kate Middleton, Bikini Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. 12. Kate Middleton in a Bikini Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. The future Queen is a true beauty. 13. Kate Middleton Bikini Picture Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. She’s got an amazing body.
Kourtney Kardashian is raising the sexy stakes in her family’s game of seflie one-upmanship. A few weeks ago, Kim Kardashian flaunted her booty in a self-portrait snapped at the gym. Kendall Jenner then barged in on the picture party, admitting in her own butt-based selfie that she was trying to out-do her half-sister. But now Kourtney had turned the camera around to the front and easily defeated her siblings. How so? By simply shoving her breasts in our face: Kourtney snapped this selfie while on vacation over the weekend in Mexico. She didn’t include a caption with it because… come on. What is there that needs to be said? We’ve gone ahead and added the image to our gallery of famous celebrity selfies, which includes everyone from Barack Obama to Rihanna and Jenelle Evans getting in on this trend: 21 Super Celebrity Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. View As List 1. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. 2. Miley Cyrus, Shower Selfie Her tongue isn’t reserved for the red carpet only. Miley Cyrus lets it wag here. 3. Rihanna Grabs Boobs Rihanna ducks under water and grabs her boobs in this selfie. We approve! 4. Drake Shirtless Drake isn’t wearing a shirt in this selfie. We’re guessing female readers ar okay with this. 5. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Selfie Kim Kardashian shows off her post-baby body in this selfie. It drummed up some serious controvery. 6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Shirtless Arnold Schwarzenegger is in on the selfie act. He’s shirtless in this self-portrait. 7. Wladimir Klitschko Shirtless Heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko is all about the selfie. And all about the muscles, clearly. 8. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Selfie Kim Zolciak is often pregnant. She shows off her large baby bump in this selfie. 9. Nicki Minaj Sucking Selfie Nicki Minaj sucks in this selfie. Literally! She has her fingers in her mouth. 10. Jenelle Evans and Son Selfie Jenelle Evans has some issue. But the only issue here is how cute son Jace is! 11. Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie Demi Lovato shows off her sleek body in this selfie at the beach. She’s looking good! 12. Ireland Baldwin Topless You may wanna avert your eyes, Alec Baldwin. Ireland Baldwin is very much topless in this selfie. 13. Brad Pitt Selfie Brad Pitt smiles for the camera in this selfie. For the camera of a fan, that is. 14. Katy Perry and Fans Selfie Katy Perry takes a selfie here of herself and some screaming fans. It’s safe to assume she made their day. 15. Jenny McCarthy Selfie Jenny McCarthy shows off her new hair in this selfie. Do you like it? 16. Best/Worst Selfie Ever? Florida teen Malik Whiter posted this selfie with his teacher, who was going into labor, in the background. 17. Rihanna Naked Selfie Rihanna loves to take selfies. And she loves to be naked in many of them. 18. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don’t you agree? 19. Beyonce Photobomb Selfie Beyonce photobombs a fan’s selfie. Now that is a great concert pic to put on Facebook! 20. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it! 21. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding.
Mike Ditka and… Miley Cyrus ‘ “Wrecking Ball?” Two things we certainly never thought would come together, but alas, we were wrong! A new Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime show spot aired during last night’s Grammy Awards , bringing together the magic of music and the great sport of football. Mike Ditka Wrecking Ball The ad features pigskin greats like Terry Bradshaw (ahem, dressed like bedazzled cowboy), Deion Sanders and Shannon Sharpe. But the real kicker (get it?) is Mike “Miley” Ditka, who appears singing his heart out on a giant wrecking ball. Of course, these aren’t the real musical performers at next Sunday’s big game. Billboard Artist of the Year Bruno Mars is set to take the stage during halftime. (Sorry, Ditka.) Watch the hilarious spot and let us know what you think!
In response to Garage Magazine’s infamous “black woman” chair photo, a gay artist from Russia has created a flipped the script in even more NSFW fashion. The Russian editor-in-chief of Garage , Dasha Zhukova, came under fire for a wildly racist editorial photo showing herself sitting on a “black woman” chair . At least that’s what it looked like. The piece of furniture was made to look like a black woman with a belt around her waist and thighs and her legs up in the air. Zhukova did apologize for the “regrettable” choice of art, but also defended designer Bjarne Melgaard’s intent was a “commentary on gender and racial politics.” Some did not find the apology sufficient, however. Alexander Kargaltsev, a gay NYC-based photographer and gay activist, decided to stage his own response to the “outrageous and tasteless” portrait. The image of a naked black man seated on a naked white man, whose legs are folded up to create a “chair,” is even crazier than the original, which was his point. See the uncensored image after the jump … “I was forced to leave Russia because of the discrimination I experienced as a gay,” Kargaltsev told The Huffington Post in an email statement Friday. “I’m disappointed that the tradition of xenophobia is so strong in my home country that such an image of Ms. Zhukova can appear as if it is normal and unremarkable.” “Russian people do not seem to realize when people offend the principle of color, nationality, sexual orientation and so on,” Kargaltsev explained, adding: “My own composition reverses the visual injustice and offense perpetrated by that editorial and in a way restores the equality of genders, races, and sexual orientations.” “Sadly, I understand very well that my work will be seen by most Russians as provocative and inappropriate, while [her] repulsive image will hardly make anyone shake their head.” What do you think? Does he have a point?
Paging Christian Grey! Emmy Rossum is using the steamy E.L. James novel 50 Shades of Grey as inspiration for her latest photo shoot. Emmy Rossum in Complex Open Slideshow 1. Emmy Rossum Complex Cover Emmy Rossum on the cover of Complex magazine. We’re going to guess the pics inside are rather revealing. View As List 1. Emmy Rossum Complex Cover Emmy Rossum on the cover of Complex magazine. We’re going to guess the pics inside are rather revealing. 2. Emmy Rossum Complex Photo Emmy Rossum in Complex Magazine. Showing off good workplace safety standards, which is nice to see. 3. Emmy Rossum Complex Picture Emmy Rossum in Complex, wearing something we don’t even know what to say about. 4. Emmy Rossum in Complex Photo Emmy Rossum in Complex. The Shameless star has never been shy about her body. 5. Emmy Rossum in Complex Magzaine Emmy Rossum in Complex’s new issue. She looks rather sultry in this new photo spread. Sort of like a dominatrix of sorts. 6. Emmy Rossum in Complex Emmy Rossum in Complex magazine. She looks rather sultry in this new photo spread. “I was like, ‘What is going on right now?’ [The photographer] was like, ‘Pose in this dominatrix gear with these huge machines!’ and I was like, ‘Oh, God! This isn’t me at all!’” she told People . “I think you just have to channel a character. You just have to use it as an acting exercise and channel your inner 50 Shades of Grey,” the Shameless actress admitted. Not one to shy away from a little nudity (remember Emmy Rossum in Esquire ?), she sports a bevy of racy looks for the stripped-down pics, including a black leather bra and thigh-high boots. But don’t expect to see her rocking handcuffs and chains in her every day life. “[My style is] modern, but still feminine. I favor things like this dress, which is a bit Marilyn Monroe, Seven Year Itch … but I try to keep it modern with a messy updo and a colored lip. I just have fun,” she says. Check out her Dominatrix transformation and tell us what you think!
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills took a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on last night’s episode, because if there’s anything they need it’s a nice vacation. Their lives on a regular basis are so demanding and stressful. #RichKids of Beverly Hills Open Slideshow 1. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Picture A nice picture of the #RichKids of Beverly Hills. These people are SO COOL (not)! View As List 1. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Picture A nice picture of the #RichKids of Beverly Hills. These people are SO COOL (not)! 2. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding. 3. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Pic The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Not really kids and not really all that rich … but they have their own show. 4. Some Rich Kids of Beverly Hills The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills think they’re all that. We think they need to get knocked down a peg. 5. Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart of The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills fame. 6. #RichKids of Beverly Hills Cast The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills are E!’s new reality stars. You may punch yourself in the face on cue. 7. Rich Kids The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills are really more like Young Adults. But they act like kids, so whatev. The trip taken by the crew on The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Season 1 Episode 3 was in honor of Morgan Stewart and Brendan Fitzpatrick’s anniversary. They’ve been together for, like, 365 whole days. SO epic. Why go to Mexico to celebrate? Why wouldn’t they? To hear Morgan sum up the popular vacay destination, which is basically a Mexican suburb of L.A.” “I feel like Cabo is a party city where you go with a group of people, get drunk for four days and you never want to go back or have guacamole again.” Well spoken, Morgan Stewart. Well spoken indeed. After convincing “poor” Roxy to join in, it’s on to the private jet headed south of the border. And because the rich kids are not actually kids, they can drink. Even those who have been cut off by mom and dad. Of course, “there’s not enough tequila in Mexico to make everybody get along,” Morgan concludes, and she’s right. There is MAJOR DRAMA on this trip. For example: Tanning, drinking and booty shaking galore. Dorothy, Cooper and EJ Johnson (son of NBA legend Magic Johnson) arrive an hour late for dinner, then have the nerve to text at the table!!!!!??? Okay, that’s about it for the drama. But $h!t soon escalates and before long, no one remembers why they were originally fighting in the first place. #RichKids life. Quote of the night: “I understand that it’s their anniversary but it’s 2013 and we’re all very popular,” EJ says in response to criticism of texting at dinner.
Justin Bieber may have been arrested for DUI yesterday , but can we please take a moment to acknowledge the real victims here. That’s what Jimmy Kimmel last night, reading a few Tweets from Beliebers on air and taking note of one that didn’t wish to “disrespect” the situation, but, well… “Now even criminals in jail get to meet Justin, while we’re still here,” one heartbroken wrote. To which Kimmel hilariously replied: “No one’s talking about the real victims here: the people who aren’t in jail meeting Justin Bieber.” Oh yes, as you might expect, Bieber’s arrest, Bieber’s court hearing and Bieber’s mug shot were all prime material for late-night talk show hosts across the dial. Check out their quips, barbs and general mockery now: Late Night Hosts Slam Justin Bieber Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 2. Jimmy Fallon Jokes About Justin Bieber Jimmy Fallon jumps on the anti-Justin Bieber bandwagon in this monologue. Watch him crack some jokes at the artist’s expense. 3. Conan O’Brien Mocks Justin Bieber Conan O’Brien takes on the Justin Bieber arrest in this hilarious talk show segment. Watch the singer floss his teeth with cold hard cash. 4. Jay Leno Cracks Wise About Justin Bieber Jay Leno has some fun here at Justin Bieber’s expense. All late-night talk show hosts took shots at the singer.
ADORABLE FAMOUS BABY ALERT! Kim Kardashian took to Instagram today and sent a very clear message to Joan Rivers, essentially telling the comedian: WTH is wrong with you?!? Shortly after Rivers blasted North West as “ugly” during a recent stand-up set, the reality star posted a positively awww-inspiring photo of the seventh-month old and cousin Penelope. “BFF’S,” Kim wrote as a caption to the following image, which depicts the cute offspring of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick cuddling up on a chair. Seriously, Joan. Take a close look at that picture. And if that’s somehow not sufficient, scroll through this gallery of North West photos … and then take a long walk off a short pier. 8 Totally Adorable North West Photos Open Slideshow 1. North West Pics How adorable is North West??!? Hate on Kim Kardashian, but give it up here for her child. View As List 1. North West Pics How adorable is North West??!? Hate on Kim Kardashian, but give it up here for her child. 2. Kanye and Nori Well, this is downright adorable. Kanye West poses with daughter North West. 3. North West Close Up It’s another photo of North West! This little girl really is very cute, don’t you think? 4. North West Image It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian does have herself one cute daughter, huh? 5. North West and Riccardo Tisci It’s a photo of North West and Kim Kardashian’s stylist. This is definitely one cute baby! 6. North West Hand Photo It’s another North West photo! Kendall Jenner snapped this one of her niece’s cute little hand. 7. North West Picture It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian posted this shot to Instagram in early October 2013. 8. Kim Kardashian Baby Photo It’s the first-ever photo of North West! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally given us a look at their baby. 9. North West and Penelope AWWWW! North West and cousin Penelope are totally best friends. This is an adorable shot of the kids.
This mom needs her azz whooped. Boy Dies After Being Tortured By Mom Who does this type of isht to their own child?! According to Miami Herald: On his mother’s Facebook page, Ghanson Debrosse is the picture of a healthy, carefree boy, grinning broadly, his hands shoved jauntily into the pockets of his baggy jeans. But behind the brilliant smile was a life of torment and pain. According to police, Ghanson was burned by his mom with a lighter when he urinated on the floor. He was beaten with an aluminum broom handle when he soiled himself. He was hurled across a room and hit a table. The abuse went on until he could endure no more. He died Tuesday. The sordid details spilled out Wednesday through police reports and the testimony of a North Miami detective, a day after Ghanson’s mother, Fafane Caze, 21, was arrested on charges of aggravated child abuse and torture. The judge tacked on another charge of attempted felony murder, Wednesday, which kept her in jail with no bond. A murder charge is pending as the medical examiner’s office catalogs the toddler’s injuries. “If anybody deserves the additional charge she deserves it,” said North Miami Maj. Neal Cuevas. “She doesn’t deserve her freedom. She doesn’t deserve being around her children and she definitely doesn’t deserve to be around anyone else’s children.” What a cruel beyotch. Facebook
