I’m all for Dove Cameron here pretending to act more like Bella Thorne , but unfortunately, she’s still got some work to do in the hot nobody department. Showing off her sexy stomach at some kind of festival? Good. But posting a selfie where she forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath her see-through shirt? What is this, amateur hour? That’s just Hot Wannabe 101. when u home alone & u postmates from 3 different places & they all arrive at once A post shared by ♡DOVE♡ (@dovecameron) on Dec 17, 2017 at 11:19pm PST
Alo Ceballos/GC Images Kanye’s Face Finally Appears On A Kardashian Christmas Card Kanye West definitely isn’t the newest addition to the Kardashian clan, but he is the newest addition to the family’s annual Christmas card. Every year the famous fam goes wild taking the most extravagant photos for their Holiday greeting, usually including huge gowns, an interesting backdrop, and a world-renowned photographer to take the flick. This year, as most of you probably already know, the Kardashians are doing a “25 Days Of Christmas, where Kim, Kourtney, and momager Kris have been posting different photos every day in December supposedly leading up to the final, real card on Christmas day. The look of the pictures is toned down 100 notches from what the usual card entails, with the whole family in matching white tees and some light wash jeans. We saw a few slivers of Kanye in two pictures this past week, though some people were convinced his torso was actually Travis Scott standing behind Kylie (….LOL). Now on the 16th day of pictures, Kim shared an adorable family flick with her holding North’s hand and Kanye clutching onto Saint’s. Since their marriage in 2014 and the birth of North a year prior, Ye has yet to appear on a family Christmas card until now. Kanye has been seen recently all around town with a huge smile on his face, so fans are gearing up for his return following this 1 year+ long hiatus after the abrupt cancellation of Saint Pablo tour dates. Hopefully the final Christmas card brings us more pictures of the Kardashian-West fam.
Audrey Roloff is very open about three things on her Instagram account: Her deep faith. Her affection for her daughter. Her desire to sell various forms of attire and promote her brand. And when number-three gets mixed up with either of the first two points, followers sometimes take issue. Back in August, for example, Audrey wrote that she was nervous to give birth, but then explained that she felt comforted by her belief in Jesus Christ. “Thank you Lord for being the author of life, my comforter, my strength, and my shield,” the Little People, Big World star concluded in a caption. Very poignant, right? The thing is, she then included a link to her online store and added: We can’t wait to meet our baby girl and dress her in all the new baby onesies that I launched in my shop yesterday!!! A handful of critics questioned whether it was right for Audrey to gush over God in one sentence … and then promote capitalism in the next sentence. Was she basically exploiting her religion just to sell some clothing? Now, many of those same critics are out in force. As a caption to the first image shared above, Roloff has written the following: Me and my girl. We go together like coffee and milk. Where are my fellow coffee lovin mamas at? I just launched these tees in my shop @shopalwaysmore. You can get get the onesie and the tee for 25% OFF when you use the code: BUNDLE at checkout. Alwaysmore.com The TLC personality then used the hashtags “#shopalwaysmore #alwaysmoremilk #alwaysmorecoffee” to wrap up her post. Something just feels a bit icky about all of this, right? No one doubts Audrey’s faith or her love for little Ember Jean. Not at all. That would be crazy. However, is it a tad unseemly to essentially use your own small child as a model for your clothing line? (And let’s ignore the fact that not everyone likes milk in his or her coffee!). Fans, of course, can easily argue that Audrey is just trying to make a living. The money she’ll earn from these t-shirts will be used to support the same daughter with whom she’s posing in all these adorable pictures, including the Roloff Christmas card . Moreover, they’d likely state, take a frickin chill pill. We’re talking about a simple picture here. Ember isn’t being made to do anything that a million other babies don’t do on a daily basis and no one is forcing readers to click on any links or purchase any items. We can see both sides of the argument. Where do YOU stand? Should Roloff stop combining thoughts on religion and images of her loved ones with her website/company promotion? Or is this all much ado about nothing at all? View Slideshow: Ember Jean Roloff: All Her Precious Pictures!
Source: AARON M. SPRECHER / Getty Via | HotNewHipHop Drake shoots his shot at the original Lara Croft, Angelina Jolie. It’s a well-known fact that Drake is hip-hop’s consummate ladies man. Whether he’s sharing pictures on Instagram about his hang sessions with Jennifer Lopez (who later admitted that she and the rapper were never a serious item) or sharing posts about his crushes Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza, Drake is one of the kings of social media attempts at romance. Things were no different yesterday, when the Six God shared a photo that, while on the surface may seem uninteresting, raised eyebrows because of who he tagged in it. READ MORE
The most exciting thing about Halle Berry doing a booty workout is that she’s got a triangle shaved into the back of her head – to represent that she’s part of the illuminati, you know because they needed a relatable and accessible black girl to be white famous, and packaged as black famous, despite having never met a black guy in her life…she’s from the white part of town with the white mom – doing white things…like working out with her personal trainer…because she’s rich and famous… I have mixed feelings…about her marketing of herself…because I think it’s just fake news, the media lying to you, manipulating the governement and the overall social fabric that makes up our society….you know population control…and general social norms… The post Halle Berry Workout Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If I had nothing better to do, I would be trying to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato is wearing, what this trend or outfit is all about, not because I am a fashion critic, or like I work for Vogue, or know anything about fashion…but because you’d think there’s something off for a girl who played the whole fat is wonderful, be a lazy slob, turned stripper, or Beauty Pageant queen at the Mexican Easter Parade… I guess I don’t have nothing better to do, so I did just try to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato was wearing in her mesh outfit…for some Christmas thing…that looks like a stripper, for the kids…the way you’d want girls to look for the kids…to help pave the way for the kids…but I am left disappointed because she’s not crawling around on all fours like a good stripper…right..right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a great video to watch… The post Demi Lovato’s in Mesh Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world… She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Apparently Jasmine Tookes made the cover of GQ South Africa this month, and I’m not going to lie, it’s making me pretty jealous right now. Not only are their men’s mag covers way better than ours (they get Victoria’s Secret hotties, we get whatever dude has a comic book movie coming out), but they also just reminded me it’s summer there right now, while I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement. Oh well. At least these pictures ought to help warm us up.
In the span of just a few short years, Meghan Markle has gone from Deal or No Deal “briefcase girl” to star of a USA network legal drama to future royalty. It’s a trajectory that’s sure to inspire both misty-lensed Hallmark Channel romances and 99 cent erotic e-books with titles like The Finger Prince . We don’t blame the public for being fascinated with Meghan’s story. We all like to think we’ll be saved from our desperate, mediocre lives when someone with tremendous power and influence recognizes how special we are. Basically, Meghan is Harry Potter and Harry is Dumbledore and … well, we won’t get into the importance of knowing how to work a wand in both stories, but you get the idea. The point of that confusing and oddly profane metaphor is that Meghan and Harry’s romance is the stuff of bestsellers. But it won’t be J.K. Rowling telling the tale. No, it appears the first to cash in on the international Harkle obsession will be British writer Andrew Morton, a provocateur who’s previously authored biographies on Tom Cruise, Madonna, and Angelina Jolie. Somehow, not having not been smothered to death by the avalanche of smug that came from researching those three, Morton lived to tell tell the tale of Harry’s mother, Princess Di , in a bestseller titled Diana: Her Story . Despite the fact that the book was based largely on a secretly recorded conversation between Diana and a friend, Morton was able to secure the late princess’ approval of the project. In other words, this is a dude who knows where the bodies are buried, and now he’s coming for MegMar: “I was a fan of Meghan’s long before she met Prince Harry,” British writer Andrew Morton wrote to Fox News. “She has star quality, what some have called ‘the Markle Sparkle.'” As a man who has the sack to use the phrase “Markle Sparkle” publicly, you can bet that Morton won’t shy away from all the gritty details of Meghan’s 36 years. Or, he’ll just engage in 400-plus pages of ass-kissing, because the royals have basically made his career. Based on his comments on the project, we’re guessing it’s the latter: “Confident, groomed and camera ready, she is a dramatic contrast to the blushing, coy royal brides of recent history,” Morton recently told Fox News “The warmth and affection Meghan and Harry displayed during their engagement interview years is light years away from the stilted ‘whatever love means’ conversation with Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer in 1981.” Morton added: “Meghan is an exciting and genuinely charismatic addition to the royal family – she makes the House of Windsor seem relevant again. Hers is a fascinating story and I can’t wait to tell it.” Basically, it sounds like dude is a living Instagram filter. His version of Meghan has a flower crown and shoots out rays of angelic light when she smiles. So yeah, you may have to wait a bit longer for Markle to get the warts-and-all treatment. Or you can just go ahead and download The Finger Prince to your Kindle. We’re not here to judge. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Official Engagement Photos!
Stop and look up in the air, celebrity gossip lovers. Do you see it? Way up there? Farther away than you ever imagined was possible? We’re referring, of course, to time … and how it’s flying way too fast for our liking when it comes to Jackson Kyle Roloff. We swear this precious child was just born yesterday, but one glance at the calendar and one peek at his mother’s Instagram page reveals something different. Jackson was born seven months ago. We have no idea where all that time has gone, but Tori Roloff has been kind enough to provide us with a new update on her adorable first-born. Just as she did when Jackson turned six months old , the Little People, Big World has posted a new picture (above) of her son, along with news on what he’s up to these days. To wit: Jackson is rolling. He has two teeth and is working on a third. J is obsessed with his feet and will take off anything in his way of his toes. Jackson has started eating “solid” food! Jackson woke up this morning with his first sickness (but is still his usual happy self). Baby J loves to babble and doesn’t like awkward silences. Tori added that the family recently “got our first Christmas tree and we’re loving all of our new Christmas traditions.” It looks like that tradition involves picking up said Christmas tree with his aunt, uncle and cousin . Prior to sharing these fun tidbits about her child with husband Zach, Tori gushed like never before about Jackson. She posted the image directly above and wrote as a sweet caption: I have such FOMO when it comes to this kid. I am so obsessed with every move he makes. His little fingers. His coos. And I can’t even with his gummy two tooth smile. He literally breaks my heart (in a good way) every time he moves. I love being this kids mom. God has blessed me in such a way. He’s made me realize things don’t matter-people do. Love you so much baby j. FOMO is an acronym for Fear of Missing Out, in case you weren’t aware. And we totally understand. Just look at this little guy! Finally, in one other social media post this week, Tori shot down an unfortunate rumor. A few Internet users noticed a sore on Zach’s face in the image above and wondered whether he had come down with a case of oral Herpes. Wrote Tori in response: “For those of you asking, my husband does not have a disease on his lip. He scraped it. Kthanks.” She added, clearly a little annoyed: “Also my kid scratched his face because mama let his nails get too long. “The Roloff household is a little bit of a hot mess currently but we’ll get it together. K thanksforasking.” No rush and no worries, Tori. Don’t let these trolls get you down. Just keep sharing cute new pictures of Jackson, please, so we can keep adding them to this gallery: View Slideshow: Jackson Roloff Baby Photos: OMG! He’s So Cute!
