Dua Lipa with the bikini selfie… She’s from ALbania with the bikini selfie… I thought Albania was Arab country….and a place a girl like this would be HONOR killed for her bikini selfie…but DUA LIPA…the youtuber turned popstar has been producing slutty shit for every, it’s the only reason she exists, therefore she must continue the slutty seflies…bikini selfies.. So here’s DUA LIPA in a bikini selfie… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Monica Bellucci is still hot at 54 years old, must be all the olive oil. Natures lubrication for anal sex. I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse who was fucking the fat secretary or “receptionist” or “administrative assistant” depending on what level of fucking pussy who hates traditional gender norms…and who doesn’t call a stwardess a stewardess or a Air Waitress but instead subscribes to the non-gender specific “Flight Attendant” …shut the fuck up you Christmas Hating fuck…Yes..cuz you’re the same asshole who wishes people a Happy Holiday because you fear offending them…fuck you can offend someone by saying “I thought you were a girl” while realizing they have a dick in their panties…on your TINDER dry hump sessions…. Anyway….I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse and he’d just go on an on about fucking the fat secretary up the ass using Olive Oil…making the kind of salad he was into…shit on dick…salad… This has nothing to do with Monica Bellucci at 54…but I used to get my haircut before I gave up on life a decade ago….when Bellucci was 44 by some Italian guy…and he would just talk about her tits..and how great they are despite her age…which I guess is rare in Italy as the woman usually have full beards and are 300 pounds of Ravioli by 44….while this bitch is still someone you’d want to put your dick in her ravioli….which isn’t saying much….we’d fuck anything…including seniors at the home who have alzheimers so that no one believes them when they tell on you – so some hot busty famous Italian at 54 is a no brainer… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Monica Bellucci Still Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/BEACH_DRY_HUMP_1.mp4 My internet friend and Surd Documentary Film Maker Bro, the legend JUSTIN PURSER the panty killer, who I have probably been internet friends with for the last 10 years, but we have never actually met cuz that is queer, posted this IG story from the beach in Los Angeles where he lives and it is fucking incredible….a dry hump to shadow box reminder that people are so self involved they have no idea there are people, including kids, around them…. The post Beach Dry Hump is the Best Instagram Story of the Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Smoking weed is the future….and in Canada it is Legal… I know, I am an alcoholic, so the majority of my days I spend drunk, and showcasing the wonderful benefits of being a drunk, from feeling like shit all the time, to getting in fights and offending people with your angry drunk demeanor you just can’t control….because if you don’t drink you get the shakes, tremors, panic and hallucinations…so it’s good to keep you stable… But weed…that shit is like medicine…calming, relaxing, fun…..plus if you throw the weed in with your booze…it makes the drunk drunker and anything to make the drunk drunker is a good thing to be… It is just a plant, it’s harmless and it is legal…so if you don’t smoke weed but you take anti-depressants, sleeping pills, or drink yourself to sleep you are clearly not making the right choices for your body… When you decide to start smoking more weed…You need to get yourself a FREEZE PIPE Fuck rolling joints, that’s for fucking hippies….and blunts are for rappers…what you need is a pipe…to keep things sophisticated and a FREEZE PIPE is the pipe you want…why…because; 1- For the cold hits the smoke passes through the frozen chamber it’s instantly cooled (by over 300 degrees) to a chilly temperature, resulting in a dramatically cool and smooth hit. No throat or chest burning, just refreshing and cold hits. Sounds good to me…like a skinny dip with a hot chick in a cold lake on a hot summer day…. 2- Monster Rips without the burn cuz the cooling effect is real….so you get bong sized rips from a hand pipe without the pain. So you can get more fucked up and that’s why we’re here you know…medicine… 3- No upkeep, no nasty spillage, zero dirty water to constantly change and it’s a lot quicker to clean when compared to large pieces. So get your FREEZE PIPE NOW! When you get it, Place the Freeze Pipe in the freezer for at least 1 hour and enjoy. Store your FREEZE PIPE in the freezer between uses for that cool SUMMER TREAT!! Or you can watch this girl to see how its done: Here’s some content: BUY YOURS NOW!! BUY YOURS NOW!! BUY YOURS NOW!! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Freeze Pipes for the Fucking Win…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Paras Griffin/FayesVision/WENN / Getty Da Brat Doubles Down On LisaRaye’s Nicole Murphy Comments Da Brat’s got MORE to say when it comes to Nicole Murphy’s alleged married man shenanigans. As previously reported Brat alleged that Nicole chased after her sister LisaRaye’s (now ex) husband Michael Misick and LisaRaye said it was “absolutely true” and hinted that Nicole’s a “homewrecker.” “Tha’s true, absolutely true. She messed around with my husband,” said the actress. “We’ve all done something we regret but when you do it and start being messy enough to do it to family?! I don ‘t know if she’s a homewrecker or not but I know what she’s doing to homes is wrecking it.” Now Brat’s doubling down and claiming that her sister has RECEIPTS to prove that Nicole indeed meddled in har marriage. Brat and the “Rickey Smiley Morning Show” were on hand for a live taping in Fountain Square in Cincinnati, Ohio for the Cincinnati Music Festival. And when comedienne Luenell joked that “People said LisaRaye was lying [about Nicole Murphy]”, Brat clapped back. “She has receipts, she got pictures, text messages, she got emails,” said Brat according to BOSSIP spies. “She don’t want it with us! We from the Chi!” WELP! It might be wise for Nicole to let Brat and LisaRaye continue their chatter before this situation gets evennnnn messier. Source: Rick Diamond/Wire Image / Getty
Idiot Biker Gas Station Clerk Shoots Chip Thief Dog in Florida Won’t Let Go of New Adopters… The post Robbing Baker Goes Wrong and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you’re looking for chubby girls who made it in America by being on an insanely popular TV show…where she amassed a huge audience and following on Social Media, which at the time I am sure they didn’t think would translate to be the single most important part of their business…who has transitioned to lesbianism because her lesbian fiance Cara Delevingne pressured her into it, showing some tit….YOU’VE COMEE TO THE RIGHT PLACE. Even though it is definitely the wrong place. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Benson TIts Out For Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Bravo / Getty Porsha Williams Shows Off Snapback, Shouts Out Dennis McKinley Porsha Williams is showing off her post-baby baaaawdy for the gram. Baby Pilar Jhena’s mom previously said that she was “taking her time” snapping back after giving birth in April. “I’ve done the opposite of what people do when they get shamed online. They hide because you shame them,” Williams said. “I actually post pictures with fitting clothes, still showing my postpartum body. I’m proud of it. I’m going to bounce back naturally, and I’m not going to stress myself.” Now she’s showing fans the results of her snapback while admitting that she still has a postpartum FUPA. “However lately I’ve decided to start eating healthy and drinking a gang of water and I actually can see some early changes in my body. I really don’t believe in the snap back thing for me too much or put pressure on myself… I’m just celebrating me starting to FEEL like myself again after childbirth. I still don’t think I’m ready to start working out so I’ll probably wait another month to get in gym so for now it’s just portion control and good food choices. […] P.s: Yes I still have a FUPA and I love it!!” https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WKAwNn5cQ/ In addition to flaunting her FUPA Porsha also graciously gave someone else some shine on her own page. Porsha sweetly sent a public “Happy Birthday” to her ex-fiance Dennis McKinley. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WQiAZnjxu/ As previously reported Porsha and Dennis split after 8-months of engagement and their fallout will be shown on RHOA season 12. Will YOU be watching???
Whitney Cummings is probably best known for being a “Hot” comedian….now that it is not accepted to apply a gender to a person like back in the day when she was seen as a “hot” Female Comedienne….oh how the world has changed in the dumbest fucking way… I was never overly impressed with her crass sense of humor because it is easy for girls to make vulgar jokes and seem more shocking or interesting than if a dude was to do it. I just figured if I was a hot woman, and I may be, you’d never know, this is the internet and that would be my best fucking troll…breaking into comedy would be easy. Comedians are losers who practice being funny, which means they likely didn’t get laid before they got famous from practicing being funny, which means that a girl like CUMMINGS who even has an appropriate name for the gig moved in and the world was her oyster…a hot chick amongst nerds trying to be funny…easy target, easy pickings…etc. If you have a dream, it’s easy to make it happen, when you look good. That said, she took her sex, dick sucking, comedy, made some hit TV shows, and is set for fucking life, so it worked out nicely for her. I have said that I hate girl comedians, but it’s never been about whether they can be funny or not. I like girls, I prefer girls to guys, and girls can be funny. I just thought it was reducing themselves to clickbait, when there are far better things they can be doing to reduce themselves to get attention, like getting half naked. As it turns out, women are a versatile species capable of both kinds of clickbait… So here’s rich as fuck CUMMINGS to CUM to. The post Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As time goes on, things with Jenelle Evans and David Eason get worse and worse. Like, we’re getting to the point where they could cause the downfall of the entire human race within the next decade. It’s bad. They’re just so awful, you know? So cruel and careless and mean and offensive … so many bad things. This has been true for years and years now, even before they met, but in case there was any doubt, they’ve really gone and proved it in these past few months. You know what’s been going on — at the end of April, David killed Nugget, Jenelle’s French bulldog . A police investigation began, and someone on the case told CPS that they should probably remove all the kids from the home, so Maryssa, Kaiser, and Ensley went to temporary guardians . There was a court case, Jenelle and David blew off some of their weekly supervised visits for dumb reasons, and there was a particularly awful story about how they didn’t even want Maryssa anymore , so they were just going to fight for Kaiser and Ensley. Lots of questionable things came out, like the video where he called her a piece of sh-t and told her she could die for all he cares , as well as a 911 call from last December because he was outside destroying things . Most people assumed that the case would drag on for months, and that with as obviously horrible as they are, Jenelle and David wouldn’t regain custody. But that was wrong. The case ended super suddenly , as did the police investigation, and now everything is back to normal, with all the kids back on The Land and David seeing no consequences for killing a dog. Oh, except also Jenelle is now refusing to admit that David killed the dog — her story now is that she doesn’t know what happened, and she never heard a gunshot, and please stop asking. Ridiculous, right? But wait! For the latest chapter in this horrifying saga, there are new leaked text messages that allegedly show David asking a friend to help him burn the bodies of both Nugget and Jax , Jenelle’s other dog so the police don’t find them. There’s no proof that the texts are from David, but still, the latest story is about David burning the corpses of Jenelle’s two dogs. Don’t worry though, everything is great with them! Yesterday, Jenelle shared the following on her Instagram story: See? They’re “stronger than ever.” And you can’t lie on an Instagram sotry, them’s the rules. Look, this is really just sad — it’s so painfully obvious that Jenelle is doing anything and everything to convince everyone that David is a good guy and they have a strong marriage. She’s had so many terrible relationships, she’s clearly been desperate to prove everyone wrong with this one, even though we can all plainly see what a train wreck it is. This is usually where we’d ask Jenelle to get it together, or suggest therapy or something, but is there any point anymore? View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans & David Eason: Under Attack by Conspiracy Theorists! Fake Dog-Slaying Texts, Accounts Exposed!! [EXCLUSIVE] If her husband killed her dog and caused CPS to take her children away from her just a couple of months ago and she’s already gushing about how great he is … Is there really any hope at this point?
