As you guys know, I spend a lot of time on Instagram for work. So I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Insta-hotties. But after spending countless hours creeping studying Celeste Bright ‘s Instagram pictures, I still can’t seem to figure out why this blonde hottie has under 200 thousand followers. A bikini body this good deserves to be seen by millions! So go ahead and give her a follow . You owe it to her. And your pants region. https://www.instagram.com/p/BYGvBQUDz68/?taken-by=celestebrightt
Heidi Klum and her rocking old lady tits – that she’s showing off tanning in St Barth’s is pulling the Cougar thing…you know pushing 50 but banging some 20 year old who is into fucking her because she’s Heidi Klum – even though it’s creepy in some ways – but hot in most other ways – thanks to her being Heidi Klum… A little weird maybe, I don’t find it all that weird, these model chicks are vain and egos and don’t want to accept they are getting old and fuck young guys to offset that… I think him doing cannon balls jumping into the pool while her skinny old mom body with rocking tits looks on…then them comparing tans…before he stares down at her tits…and decides….shit, I’ll have to fuck this horny old pervert bitch all day to keep her semi satisfied…because she’s German, and they are crazy, she’s a sex addict, proven by her 100 kids, she’s an ego who wants to steal my youthful sperm…like some fountain of youth…. If you’ve met a 40 something year old mom – you’ll know lady is horny as fuck and can’t get enough dicks to fill her hole…every mom I know just masturbates all day everyday and still wants more…I guess a pre drying up mechanism… Throw in a career as a model and personality, that vanity…that money, that good life and bitch is likely intolerable…but 20 year old is on the job…doing his best to bang this out…fetishes are weird… The post Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Everyone’s a fame whore… My friend Steve sent in this pic of a USC reporter who happened to be at the mass shooting in Las Vegas last night, and knew enough about proper hashtags to get as much attention as she could, like it was her big break, when else would this kind of opportunity arise for her, it was her “Lewinsky” or “Watergate”….breaking story…and chance to get known…. Along with the blood covered selfie was this note that I felt needed to be posted…. Now I admit, I’m as un-PC a dude as you’re liable to find anywhere. In fact, I fully admit, during a sniper attack, I would be smothering that chick (in the name of gallantry) and kneading those enhanced titties like I was prepping dough to make a tasty apple gallette. As the police were cuffing me, assaulting me and spitting on me wanting to know why I was sexually assaulting that poor young girl and dry humping her to a frenzy in the midst of the greatest homicide in American history, I would simply claim PTSD and say the stress of it all was too much for me, and I cracked and have no memory of it. The point being, those are some NICE looking plastic fun bags, and I would gladly spooge on them regardless of the time or place, but I’m a degenerate, so this is to be expected . Is this chick a retard tho? Seriously, is she retarded?? She works in media, and she posts THE most tone deaf selfie we’ve ever seen in our lives?! Or is this generation simply THAT shallow and amoral that if you have the chance to promote DEM TITS during a worldwide televised mass homicide, you do it! Girl, get to sellin’!… Word. Follow her on twitter HERE Or you can see the uprising in these screenshots: The post McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed.. I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty. The post Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her DNA…and they are a billion dollar empire…and you know how crazy billionaires can be…evil geniuses…and shit… The plan is to replace the old with the new…but the old won’t give up and I guess they feel like they can’t just turn their back on her….it’s not that crazy of a theory… So….she’s topless in a shoot….and it matters because…she’s topless.. Other reasons why she matters…is because she hates fat models too…..and that means something in a world where everyone seems to encourage these fat bitches… The post Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is the patsy who was once used by Victoria’s Secret to defer a scandal involving their musical Guest Bieber fucking one of the married models Miranda Kerr. She was then the accessible, straight from Hungary girl who was friended by Stella Maxwell… And her life or identity was robbed because Maxwell moved into her zone and stole her contacts and got herself booked at Victoria’s Secret…not sure if Palvin still does it, too lazy to google it…I just know she ate her feelings and got very fucking big as she got older…but is now slimmed down…and showing tit at some fashion shows she’s walking because she still exists…and the nipples prove it. The post Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand… She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care. I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere.. The post Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve been predicting big things for Hunter King here for years now, and I think I may have finally figured out why it hasn’t happened yet. And no, it’s not because she never agreed to go out on a date with yours truly. Although I’m sure that didn’t help. No, it’s because I guess she’s not very good at social media? I mean, if you’re going to copy Bella Thorne , you should be Snapchatting out daily topless pictures, not shots of yourself mid-hair removal . I figured that was obvious. Oh well.
Bella Thorne showed off her mangled acne ridden face after getting a new lip….because that’s what all the kids are up to and I am sure they have been into it for a long time..as I remember fucking an 18 year old about a decade ago and she used to put cinnamon on her face…even though she already had lips in a weird body dismorphia that has left her looking like a clown thanks to the accessibility of plastic surgery.. That said, she also got her foot tattooed and from what I know about people, they fucking love feet, fucking internet perverts see a foot and go fucking nutty over it…It’s a crazy world we live in…all these feet loving weirdos…and the slutty Disney kids who pander to it….designed to tease that cock…so eat it up…thats what she wants you to do…but not really – because if she met you in person she’d be terrified of you. Videos: The post Bella Thorne Foot Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Zendaya is a personality not many people know. If I was to tell pretty much anyone I know they’d have no idea what I was talking about, sure they are half retarded, ignorant, drunk pieces of shit, but they’d likely think I was saying some racist shit, up on some MAMA Africa shit, you know getting as Ethnic as possible…but the reality of it is…she’s the lead character of the Disney show that created Bella Thorne..and for that..she is showing her nipple in a “Look at me, look at me”…kind of hustle… Good job. The post Zendaya Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
