I know I spend a lot of time covering Insta-nobodies and professional Snapchat models on this site, so I figure every once in a while I should give you guys a quick reminder of what an actual real-life supermodel looks like. So here’s a new round of pictures from the world’s hottest MILF/Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio . Just be careful with these. They’re so hot, they might ruin you for Instagram models forever. » view all 11 photos
Lindsay Lohan is everything She is an angel sent from heaven. You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”…. Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend… Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On… I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is everything She is an angel sent from heaven. You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”…. Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend… Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On… I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ariel Winter posted a weird twerk in short shorts, because I guess this is what all the girls are wearing, even the fat ones, even the famous ones, even the disconnected and confused because they were sold at a young age and lost any soul they could have had…and only know how to hate themselves, and dancing monkey their damn selves, because that’s just the way it is… So if seeing a weird neckless girl with a shitty ass twerk….here is the fucking dream come true… The post Ariel Winter Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you’re like Lance Armstrong, Maria Sharapova, Ben Johnson, The Entire Russian Olympic Team, any convicts on Parole, or kid with asshole parents, you’ll know that one of life’s great invasions of privacy, ruiner of cool, party stopper, downer, annoyance is social media, phones tracking your every move, the government parked outside your house in UPS vans…. IS drug testing…. Pee Testing… Like let me pee in peace you DICK…Who the fuck’s business is it what any of us ingest, why are they trying to kill our buzz, ruin our fun….and for that reason alone we should protest… No one….I repeat NO ONE…should stand between us and a good time…with our medicine that they for some reason deem to be “not medicine”….FASCISTS…. If you’re a rich kid in rehab, or trying to trick your parents, someone on parole, someone applying for some bullshit job where drug testing is a requirement / invasion of privacy, a pilot, or other person who have to do drug tests as part of their job….. You have options…you don’t need to let anyone ruin your good time….and thanks to the people at DRUG TESTING SOLUTIONS You don’t need to google things like “how long does Marijuana stay in my system”…or deal with the anxiety, which is straight up abusive, and should allow you to sue them for mental anguish….you have options…to pass, fake, protest but still do, the PEE test….you don’t need to get stopped or punished for just living your life dawg…. You don’t need to pay some pre-drug users for their pee…or buy it from some third party pee vendor…who steals his pee from the Old Folks home…you can use like; 1. Sub Solution Synthetic urine kit 2. Incognito Belt (synthetic urine on a belt) 3. Rescue Cleanse 32oz detox drink 4. Spike Additive ( Urine additive for instant tests) 5. Instant Clean Additive (urine additive for lab tests) So don’t let the MAN…or anyone oppress you…play the system, by winning the system, gaming the system…with the help of these things! More HERE Here are some drunk girls peeing to celebrate CLEAN PEE!! Everyone PEES…even Miley!! MORE! PEEING! GIRLS! The post Clean Your Pee – Pass Your Drug Test – Don’t Let the Man Ruin Your Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Stephanie Seymour is naked in some magazine in 2017, like it was the 90s when she was breaking up Guns and Roses… It’s nice to see that she’s not out there fucking her son, like she has in the past, if you remember the pictures of him with a boner on the beach with her, you know because mom knows best…. She’s probably a destroyed emotionally, she’s probably been beat up on so many levels from the model rockstar life in the 90s, but it looks like her fake tits have survived…with the help of photoshop!! GOOD TO KNOW!! The post Stephanie Seymour Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Anna Ewers rhymes with sewer is showing her tits you’ve already seen for some photographer no one gives a fuck about, or maybe they do, but I don’t, because people can take better pics with their iphones, making photographers obsolete as a profession and any motherfucker running around calling himself a photographer is a fucking pretentious piece of shit who should be made fun of and laughed at…and any company paying a photographer his 40k day rate for his shitty photos is also an idiot..because everyone is a photographer now…some of us creepier than others…thanks to INSTAGRAM. Here she is anyway.. The post Anna Ewers by Juergen Teller of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s Candice Swanpoel, a new mom and VS model who has only done VS, at Burning Man….becuase that’s hat moms do…. they go to that bullshit hippie event Burning Man, designed for disconnected rich people, tech billionaires and models, to reconnect with the earth, or their inner soul, by doing mind altering drugs in the desert, to really feel like their empty lives have substance, and their soulless money grubbing existence has souls, and that their “existence” actually matters….but it doesn’t, it never does…but it does help commercialize through social media…a fetsival that I am sure was always lame, just not this lame, because people who attend mass gatherings are by default idiots…..unless that mass gathering is collectively overthrowing the government so that we collectively don’t have to pay taxes anymore…but no one does that…instead they dance around naked or on bikes in silly costumes they’ve planned and curated all year….idiots..fuck them and the private jet they flew in on.. The post Candice Swanepoel Young Mother Tits at Burning Man of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maybe you guys don’t believe me when I talk trash about how Bella Hadid isn’t a real supermodel and how she should just stick to Instagram. Maybe you think I’m just jealous she’s got rich parents that’ll buy her however many magazine covers she wants. But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself: check out this shoot she did for Vogue Brazil and then check out Bella’s latest Instagram pictures . I rest my case. » view all 11 photos
So apparently Julianne Hough hit 4 million followers on Instagram yesterday, and in order to celebrate this “momentous” “achievement” she… did a backflip into her pool and held a giant #4 balloon. And that’s cool, I guess? But if Julianne really wants to give all her followers a nice video thank you, she doesn’t need any props. All she needs if a bathroom mirror, a phone and her birthday suit.
