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Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade… That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom… The post Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton Pretends to be in Shape in Shape of the Day

Kate Upton is in SHAPE Magazine, but not necessarily in SHAPE, even though she’s been working out like a crazy person with an Athlete person to try to be as fit looking as possible, because when you have tits like that, you’re predisposed to be a fat chick, and it’s a constant battle to maintain the tits that are also the only thing people care about and a figure that’s still decent to look at and not broad, boxy, thick, or sloppy…something she hasn’t managed too well in the past, despite being a Swimsuit model, but that I guess is trying to polarize because if you’re in SHAPE magazine, you’re programming people to assume that means you’re in SHAPE…but it doesn’t… She does look better than she has in the past, so it’s nice to see a girl keep up the tits…so athletic..you can tell cuz there’s a basketball in the pic. The post Kate Upton Pretends to be in Shape in Shape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies…. I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies…. I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can… This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy

Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum…. You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing. I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER DRESS AT THE AFTER PARTY CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day

Aubrey O’Day Forever….is the tattoo we should all have on our chests…because a fat girl with fake tits…and her musical dream that got her fucked by many rappers…the fatter she got…before turning to fitness to get back in with the white guys…only to fall and land here….is something you should never forget… Puff Daddy created, reality SHOW, band’s lead singer….turned obsolete, non-existent, yet….she’s appeared from the depths of our memory…with this bathing suit tit pic..and that’s all it really takes for me… The post Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora’s Sweet Boobies In A Bikini

I know  Rita Ora isn’t as big of a household name as some of her fellow British pop stars, and sure, Adele’s probably got a nicer voice or whatever. I don’t really know, since I’ve still never listened to a single one of Rita’s songs. But she does have something the rest of those wannabes don’t have: a killer bikini body and a bunch of amazing bikini pictures on her Instagram. And really, isn’t that more important? It is to me and the Little Tuna anyway…

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Paris Hilton Is Looking Pretty Good

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on  Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.

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Paris Hilton Is Looking Pretty Good

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on  Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.

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