Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA… You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES…. Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini… The post Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if doing the cover of Cosmo Mexico technically qualifies as enough of a big deal to be an official hotness comeback or not, but I do know that Shakira ‘s looking smoking hot in this photoshoot. In fact, I think she looks even better now than she did back when she was actually famous. So let’s hope this is the start of something, because I’d definitely like to see more of her. Specifically the parts that are currently covered by those short shorts right now. Fingers crossed!
I’m not sure what’s happening here. I swear the last post I did on Kendall Jenner was a photoshoot of her showing off a pretty cute booty . But now here she is working out at the gym, and that booty’s looking flatter than a pancake, or at least way flatter than I remembered. Anyway, I’m hoping it’s just a bad angle. Kind of like how I look 30 pounds bigger in pictures than I do in real-life. Right, Mom?
Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great…. But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket… His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me…. Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky The post Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always have a little trouble remembering if Alyssa Arce here is a professional Instagram model who did Playboy, or a Playboy model who’s on Instagram. But either way, I know at least one thing for sure about Alyssa: she’s hands down one of the hottest women on the Internet. So enjoy this latest round of pictures, while I go, uh, “double-check” her Instagram to make sure I didn’t miss anything. » view all 12 photos
I know you guys probably think I’m being a jerk when I point out how gross and plastic Kylie Jenner is looking these days. But listen, I’d much rather be locking myself in a Starbucks bathroom with a new set of great bikini pictures right now than complaining about how Kylie looks like a teenage old lady. And I’m sorry, but enough with the fake asses already. It’s just gross.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m in a good mood today. I mean, why not? The weather’s nice, the sun’s out, and so is Selena Gomez ‘s super-cute cleavage. And that’s pretty much a recipe for my perfect day. The only thing that could make this any better is if Selena would finally take me up on my offer to go out motorboating. I’m telling you, the weather’s perfect for it.
Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there… Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend… Fresh titty content is my favorite… The post Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maitland Ward writes me emails every time I say that a reader of the site sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her – that she denies – despite me having the screen shots – where she offered to fuck him without a condom – I think anal sex was involved – I’d have to look – for $1000.. I don’t know why she’s upset I write about it, she denies it ever happned, but more importantly, the world is full of much cheaper escorts, sure they weren’t a 1990s fetish to people who watched Boy Meets world, and they don’t get written about on blogs, but 1000 dollars is good money….why be ashamed… I do think Maitland Ward is funny, a good time, she puts herself out there and doesn’t give a fuck, with her 40 year old monster tits…and I dig what she does…so whether she fucks for money- something she denies aggressively…or not…I don’t want to rain on that parade because as much as I avoid posting her pics…some are just too good, in a WTF is going on kind of way – to ignore… The post Maitland Ward for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everybody communicates through texting, but not everyone texts in the same way or for the same purpose. Like, texting your boss is not like texting your family, and neither of those are the same as texting your friends … or potential romantic interests. Because of the need for alacrity and the wider array of visual communication tools — like emojis — sometimes older folks are at a loss for what younger people are saying — especially if we're talking about a parent nosing through their teen's private messages that are none of their business. Well, ever since the dawn of AOL Instant Messenger — remember that? — news articles have been publishing “translations” of what the youths mean when they use abbreviations and slang. Here's a guide to some of the most frequent text-isms … 1. 100 This just means that something is true or honest. It means that something’s “100%” accurate. That’s where the “100” comes from. 2. Eggplant With the exception of Rob Kardashian, who once used the emoji to talk about literal food, everyone uses this to refer to a penis — or to sex, even if the sex in question won’t involve a penis. It could literally just be a reference to a hot guy rather than actual plans involving his penis. 3. Droplets These *can* refer to ejaculation, but they can also just be the sweat droplets of someone who’s nervous around their crush or about a test. So no, parents, if they say “I gotta take a test real quick” followed by that emoji, it doesn’t mean that academics turn them on. 4. Peach The peach emoji means a butt. It looks like a shapely butt and it always means a butt. Usually we see it in terms of people talking about how they or others look in various pants. 5. WTTP WTTP is an acronym for “want to trade pictures.” Generally speaking, most people aren’t going to use this because most people are too discerning to just randomly fire off some nudes at someone who can’t even use the words, but sure. 6. Turnt and Lit Most people don’t say “turnt” anymore unless they mean it ironically. “Lit” is still a word, both basically just mean “turned up.” They CAN refer to intoxication or drug use, but generally they just mean that a party is exciting or wild. View Slideshow
