For years, Vanessa Hudgens used to try and hide from the paparazzi , and I guess it must’ve worked a little too well, because she’s not really all that famous anymore. But it looks like Vanessa must be trying to make a comeback, because apparently she’s on Snapchat now, dancing in a bikini and pretending to be Bella Thorne . And since I know Vanessa’s new to this, I figure I should give her a few tips: first off, she needs to cut back on the filters. I know she’s probably just trying to hide her averageness, but overdoing it on filters actually makes you look worse. And two, she needs to get some hotter friends to make thpse bikini twerking pictures more exciting. Good luck! » view all 11 photos
Damn…Pixie Lott’s got a rockin’ body in a bikini…so strange for a UK person, but I guess with the advent of running water, electric heating, and other modern conveniences, including but not limited to the internet…their pussy doesn’t need to be trashy glamour model, or grey skinned yellow tooth stew eaters covered in coal dust…it can be actual hot girls… Yes, I know historically there have been hot chicks from the UK…it happens, I get it…but fuck the UK…this is America motherfuckers… Memorial Day…that’s what’s up… The post Pixie Lott Bikini in Portugal of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Milian is probably at a Memorial Day pool party in Vegas being a ratchet that she wants to be to try to get all those Insta Brand deals she probably gets despite being a no one… I find it weird, since she’s rich as fuck, a mom and old…but to get naked in the tub for her fans…when the fact she has fans is ridiculous in and of itself…makes for a good time….that I hope doesn’t last for a long time…because this one hit wonder reliving her youth, trying to be a Kardashian is just fucking garbage, lame, pathetic, annoying…shameless but naked…we like the naked part..inspire the youth of tomorrow to be whores on MEMORIAL DAY….good job…cunt. Memorial Day…that’s what’s up… The post Christina Milian Shaving her Old Mom Legs Naked in the Bath for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Milian Met Her Current Boyfriend On Instagram While guest co-hosting on “The Real” Friday, Christina Milian told the panel that it definitely goes down in her DMs! The singer/actress/hostess admitted that her Instagram thirst traps definitely have worked like a charm for her because she met her current boo Brandon Wilds when he sent her a DM. Loni Love: It was probably the person that you’re dating right now, Brandon Wilds. Christina Milian: Who? [Laughs.] Loni: Yeah, you dating the New York Jets uh yes… [The Real audience applauds.] Adrienne Houghton: You guys look so cute together. Loni: How did you guys meet? Christina: That’s what happens when you put pictures on Instagram. Um I met him, he slipped in the DMs. [Laughs.] Adrienne: Really? Wait, are you serious? Loni: It really works? Christina: Well, it worked that time. I never met anybody else to be honest with you, but I will say like you know, I look through my direct messages. Like there’s business opportunities, you know friends sometimes that you’re like, “Oh wait, they’re on Instagram now.” So, he actually sent me a message and um I opened it and was like “Woah, this messaging.” Like the way he communicated the message, was really nice. He’s like, “I think you’re beautiful, a beautiful woman.” A very positive energy, he’s like, “I would love to take you to dinner. I understand that you have a daughter, so I’m very mindful of your time.” I was like, “Oh, he melted my heart right there.” He’s really nice, he’s a nice guy. And he was verified, so that made a difference. [The Real audience applauds.] Loni: And he’s a younger guy right? Christina: He is younger. Adrienne: You said he was verified. Christina: Verified. Verified, he had the check, so I was like okay. Photo Credit: Robert Voets /Warner Bros. Television
Wife VS Mistress Trump Pushes His Way To the Front Collapse of the Day Dude Kills Snake for Dinner Crazy Girl Destroys her Face The post Man Strokes Penis in Park and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Bennet wants you to know who she is…because Chloe Moretz (see previous post) is not the only Chloe in these parts… She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…” But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…There is an audience…virgin losers who need this shit…to have purpose…and connect with something…nerds with social issues…LOVE THESE shows…and the babes they cast on them… Well – She’s got a Frenchie…and it’s cute.. My favorite thing about Frenchie’s is that they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even need to be a date….hot. The post Chloe Bennet Has a Frenchie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Aasen is in some campaign and she’s fucking amazing…the pictures are lame, played out, trying too hard on the aggressive piss soak, but she saves the fucking day with her nipples and body…perfect…… Frida Aasen was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing.. Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…it almost makes me want to convert… The post Frida Aasen Soaked in Piss in Hipster Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Aasen is in some campaign and she’s fucking amazing…the pictures are lame, played out, trying too hard on the aggressive piss soak, but she saves the fucking day with her nipples and body…perfect…… Frida Aasen was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing.. Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…it almost makes me want to convert… The post Frida Aasen Soaked in Piss in Hipster Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bianca Balti is some amazing looking Italian model who has done some Victoria’s Secret shit and who has done some other LINGERIE MODELING shit…and now she’s doing some bikini shit wherever the fuck she’s shooting…and she’s exposed her nipple… As a model….she’s fucking old, she’s in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005… But she looks good, despite being in her mid 30s – it’s probably the Euro thing as we’ve all seen how fat moms of 2 in America look like…and the whole nipple thing is whatever as we live in a time where nipples are like shirts as they should be…and nipples don’t hold as much excitement when you know 2 babies latched on them…unless she’s more of the party model mom who doesn’t produce milk because she is on a cigarette diet…which in and of itself is pretty hot. The post Bianca Balti’s Nipple on a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples… But I find it wonderful… I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need. But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman… Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
