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Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio… She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini. These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work. The post Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day

This picture is fucking jokes… So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her.. The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great.. Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating.. The post Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Is Looking Pretty For Billboard Magazine

I’ve been wondering why we haven’t been seeing  Miley Cyrus do any of her usual tongue action and topless routine lately, and now I know why. See, according to this Billboard cover, Miley’s “left behind the pasties” and pot so she can become a singer-songwriter and heal the nation. I don’t think that’s supposed to be a joke, but go ahead and laugh, because that’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in months. Anyway, I guess that’s why these pictures are so tame (for her). Here’s hoping this is just a phase she grows out of.

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Yuliya Lasmovich Is Wet And Hot

I’d never heard of Yuliya Lasmovich before this, but pretty sure she just became my new favorite Russian model after coming across these pictures of her taking a shower and getting in the ring. And speaking of showers, I think I probably need to go take a cold one if I’m going to get any more work done after this. Yow. Photos: WENN.com

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers of the Day

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers – and may even smell like sewers – or has at one point in her career – because it’s hard out there for a hot chick trying to make it in the industry – and sometimes you just gotta go to Dubai to hang with some Oil Money to pay the rent, and feed the vapid existence.. Not that I know anything about Anna Ewers, besides the fact that she’s pretty hot..with her narrow hips and Euro face…dressed in her weddding gear because she’s probably trying to get her US Citizenship, anticipating TRUMP changing those laws… She is not showing her tits, but has in the past so we can use this as an excuse to click on her name and see her nudity of yesteryear – you know her portfolio coming up. Vogue Paris – fashion like a Jenner… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Outtakes of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looks fucking haggard… It’s like Victoria’s Secret dropped her and she fell the fuck apart. Her husband and father of her kids out there touring and fucking hot, young versions of her – like the DJ whore she was, DJ whores will exist and some are just more relevant than her… YOu know now that she had time off, trying to tour with her man, only for him to pull the plug and be “Bitch, you old, you don’t have a job, you used to be a VS model, that was your selling point, now you are just an expense that takes care of my babies I didn’t want in the first place”….you know how those things go… Lara Stone…also old…is the fucking worst, but I just hate her because her lawyers came after me once…like fuck you cunt you should pay me for the press you washed up pile of shit. The post Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Outtakes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lisa Appleton is a Dumpy UK Trashcan Flashing Tit of the Day

Lisa Appleton is some garbage UK trash that I am not going to bother looking up, because you can get a sense of what she is based on the pictures alone. An attention seeking pile of shit that could have been a gutter glamour model before falling in love with cake…or a reality star that managed to get into some reality TV show….or who fucking knows, but she’s got the paparazzi watching her sloppy drunk ass as her tits spill everywhere and it’s vile…and thus amazing….My kind of girl… The post Lisa Appleton is a Dumpy UK Trashcan Flashing Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Price Bikini Magic of the Day

Katie Price is an angel sent from heaven and she is doing some Miami paparazzi style bikini pics that I love and cherish and want more of…because there is something magical about a bitch with the biggest tits ever – who built an empire on those tits – and who influenced a generation of women to be Glamour models in a pre- instagram world…pulling out there tits as a marketing hook for their personal brand… The post Katie Price Bikini Magic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carlie Jo Howell Keeps Little Tuna Caffeinated

Since you guys seemed to dig those posts I did on Carlie Jo Howell  last time, here’s a few more pictures of the world’s hottest barista hard at work serving up coffee with a side of pants fires. And honestly, I don’t know why Starbucks hasn’t stolen this genius topless coffee shop idea yet. I mean, it’s not like it’s any more ridiculous than those stupid unicorn frappuccinos.

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Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day

Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls Joy Corrigan is getting older, she hasn’t quite made it, but has made a living at this Bikini model in florida shit…so good for her, who wants a real career when you can bank barely working, staying fit…it’s a good life… She probably has rich boyfriends, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do staged paparazzi pics, in the same pose as her friend, which is the same pose so many of these people do, because they are all on the same fucking hustle, lack creativity, but it’s a girl in a bikini and that alone is enough. Hot cheesy body. I dig it. Like a 90s commercial… The post Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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