Most celebrities are attractive enough to be models. But the following celebrities actually made a living as models prior to striking it big in other industries. In the following collection of flashback photos, we take a look at some of their most awkward, revealing and downright hilarious pictures from a very long time ago… 1. Robert Pattinson The face looks much younger, but the hair is as awesome as ever. 2. Chris Pratt Leave Blue Steel to Ben Stiller. Sorry, Chris, but it’s true. 3. Keanu Reeves There’s only one word for this old school Keanu photo: WHOA! 4. Angelina Jolie No, really! This is Angelina! It is NOT a photo of Mila Kunis! 5. Channing Tatum Five years before Step Up, Tatum showed off his fake blonde locks in a campaign for Abercrombie & Fitch. 6. Jimmy Fallon We just assume this is the one time Fallon was NOT cracking up during a take. View Slideshow
Christina Milian has monster tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So Does…Charlotte McKinney Tits in a Tube Top of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE FASCINATING The post Christina Milian Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is a slut. If she wasn’t why else would she be getting half naked to self promote shameless and in most cases get paid for it…which I guess means she’s a whore…and whore getting paid and celebrated by the CAPITALIST MEDIA. A conduit used to SELL product to other aspiring sluts and whores, thinking if they buy the made in CHINA bullshit that will likely give them a yeast infection, they can look just as good as this 5 Foot 10, sleeps with rich guys, pile of good old MODEL shit… Promo model garbage – but at least she’s friends with TAYLOR swift though… TO See HER at some Event CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt Fitness for Money of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry is in some super produced photoshoot to promote her bullshit new song that will need to bullshit radio play and lots of bullshit money to remind her that she’s made the right deal with the devil – and her scam is not even a scam but some higher level calling for her to push nonsense onto people… And she did it in a bathing suit…a one piece that would be more interesting if it was a spread ass pic…because spread ass pics make all pics more interesting.. The post Katy Perry Promo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is the kind of daughter I would want to have. An earner. Who knows the family depends on her – because they had her committed and she has been programmed into thinking it. She’s also the kind of wife I’d want to have, or baby momma I’d want to have, because her white trash way of life, coupled with the stupid money she makes, can buy you a lot of those fancy things – like RED LOBSTER for fucking days – 5 meals a day if you want… She’s a total fucking dream boat…really..and here she is in some POOL erotica… The post Britney Spears Slow Motion Bikini Jump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I looked up Sophia Simone on instagram and this is what I found: I assume that that is not the same Sophia Simone in these pictures, otherwise that would be some pretty next level BLACK FACE…. I love black women, especially when they are built like this…tight body, no fat, except where it counts…her tits…her perfectly massive tits…that remind me of my favorite pussy I’ve ever taken pics of from my OSCARS SO WHITE project a few years ago that no one cared about… I have never had a black girl willing to fuck me, they probably sense I am a little bitch with a small dick, you know some animal instinct…not to say black women are animals…but to say we are all animals…because everything is pegged racist, can I even call her black, or do I have to say woman of color but not A COLORED…can I even refer to her as a WOMAN or is that me being presumptuous, maybe she is gender fluid…dripping down my chin…or gender neutral…or an IT or a THEY…the world is a confusing place..where inclusive becomes exclusive…and confusing to navigate – when ultimately all that matters is how I want to see more Sophia Simone naked and big titty on her hot tight body…because I am in love and that is what love is about….jerking off to pics cuz girl doesn’t know you exist. The post Sophia Simone Is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to my sources over at Google, Demi Lovato just finished recording some new music and she decided to celebrate in the best possible way: by going on a trip and posting a whole bunch of swimsuit selfies on Instagram. Anyway, I’m not normally a huge fan of Demi, but I always support hotties taking extended beach vacations, so here’s hoping she keeps the bikini pictures coming. Continue reading →
Financial Times has a magazine called “How to Spend It”…which I guess is some luxury shopping magazine that shows you all the expensive things you can buy – when you’re a very successful investor thanks to Fianancial times, your trusty sidekick, in a corrupt, legal criminals, inflating the value of stocks to make everyone involved stupid rich at the expense of morons everywhere who don’t understand finance. I was listening to something about how Tesla is valued at the same price as GM as a company, yet Tesla and their 120,000 dollar car sell the same amount of cars in one year, as GM does in 3 days… Because it’s Tesla….Amber Heard’s Elon Musk…you don’t need to have the sales to prove the concept…you just have to have the billion dollars, press and concept to fool the idiots.. I heard that UBER loses 100 million dollars a year, every year, yet on paper is worth a ridiculous amount…because concept…it’s an app…people use it.. I heard that AirBNB….valued more than Marriott hotels, is also losing 100s of millions of dollars a year… YET all these people involved are billionaires…living like billionaires and buying magazines called How to Spend it…cuz they have too much money and don’t know where to spend it…it just keeps multiplying you know… The real purpose of the magazine is for the Sugar Babies to figure out how to spend the money, that they think their vaginas deserve, even though all but Amber Heard will be thrown the fuck out when they get too comfortable…because billionaires have options…unless the girl is good actor / manipulator.. These modes areAuguste Abeliunaite, Charlotte Wiggins and Xannie Cater shot by Andrew Yee. Good times. The post Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
