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I’m pretty sure Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!
I’m pretty sure Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!
Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know Victoria Justice never misses a Coachella weekend, because I never miss the pictures of her dressing like a sexy wannabe hippie to pretend to listen to music. It’s kind of our annual tradition. You know, like her pretending I don’t exist, or not to receive any of my monthly Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, here’s to another successful year. Enjoy.
I hope you guys all had a good Easter weekend. Personally, I celebrated the way I always do: by having a big dinner and good times with family and friends sitting in my mom’s basement creeping hotties’ social media. It’s a treasured, time-honored tradition. And it’s a good thing I didn’t skip out this year, because otherwise I would’ve missed these great shots from my #1 favorite InstaHottie Alexis Ren . So you’re welcome. Happy Easter Alexis Ren Hotness Appreciation Day, everyone.
Because no holiday weekend would be complete without new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showing off her booty (and/or bikini body), here’s a quick update from everyone’s favorite professional Instagram model: she went to Coachella and looked super hot doing it. Big surprise, right? Anyway, since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I decided I’d go ahead and add on one of her photoshoots to this post too. That way, everybody goes home happy. Especially the Little Tuna. Enjoy. A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 14, 2017 at 10:29am PDT A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 15, 2017 at 1:31pm PDT
If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave Shape Magazine some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading →
You know how these things go – this may or may not be Samara Weaving, even if it is her, we’ll say it’s not her, until her lawyer tells us to take down the post because it’s not her, or is her but they don’t want you to know that it is her, as nudes make careers, but they have to look like they aren’t staged….and nudes may be embarrassing – they shouldn’t be – since she is from Australia…and this seems totally Australian… I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people…. Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….an “actress” if you will and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk, being disasters – not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or maybe these pics prove she does… Australia…magical…. The post Possibly Samara Weaving’s Possible Hot Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Gabrielle Caunesil is, but she’s a topless model – posing for this swimwear campaign and the hottest pic in the set is where her bikini bottoms are a few sizes too small, probably some straight from the Asian factory floor samples to get the line off the ground situation, you know …business logistics, start up growing pains, etc…..well thanks to that…there’s one pic, the hottest pic from the set, that makes her pussy look like it’s about to explode out of the bikini bottoms and that alone…is magic… I don’t need to know who Gabrielle Caunesil..to know…I like her… FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM HERE The post Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .