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Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram Ass VS Paparazzi Ass of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood, the ass on Instagram vs the ass in the paparazzi pictures, is some of the biggest news of the day….but not really…I just like looking at an aging Playboy…trying to be relevant with all her nature porno pics after years of trying to be a TV host after having cocaine sex with Ryan Seacrest….and hosting nerd TV…and now doing this… It’s always so exciting when the paparazzi vs instagram photoshoppped facetune pics come out…because everything is a lie…the internet is a lie…and I am a lie when I try to get girls to send nudes… But she’s not really lying…she’s just being shot by bad angles… TO SEE THE PICS click here The post Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram Ass VS Paparazzi Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez – New Face Who This – Photoshoot of the Day

Selena Gomez has a new face, it’s either from getting fucked by a black Canadian with a big dick…or from her LUPUS swelling gone done, or filling her out, cuz it’s from face filling…because that’s what all these entitled under 25 year old sluts are doing… She’s fresh out of Rehab…from her “burn out”…because all these kids robbed from their childhoods are victims…who are told their addictions or substance abuse….are a disease and that they need to put money into rehab facilities because rehab facilities like money and coddling weak addicts who like being coddled into thinking they have a disease besides their LUPUS… Who cares, she’s looking good, and she was and always will be the fucking worst.. The post Selena Gomez – New Face Who This – Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day

Bella Thorne must be feeling like her hustle is getting old or tired – because the last 5 posts before this one were her in winter gear…even though she knows that no one wants to see her in winter gear…we’re here for the TITS….bro… So luckily she didn’t totally fall off course, and figure it is time to hang that coat up, and get back into her damn bikini because either her period is up, her attempt to prove she’s not just jerk off material….or the bet with her friend that she’s not addicted to slutty conversations…and posts….and she’s back because when you’re a creepy old pervert like me…18 year olds in bikinis are hot… The post Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chubster Cutie Ariel Winter Is All Grown Up

Here is our favorite chubby Modern Family cast member Ariel Winter working her Instagram and acting like a grown up smoking a cigar. I find it kinda sexy that she is somewhat delusional when it comes to her hotness. Sure she is cute and I like that she has no problems showing off her baby fat, but any bigger than this, it will no longer be baby fat. It will be just plain fat. A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 15, 2017 at 9:34pm PDT                 Continue reading →

Maggie Rawlins Belongs In A Bikini

I never heard of Maggie Rawlins , but here she is modeling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. Obviously she is hot, but she looks like every other model on Instagram, which makes me wonder how much do these chicks actually earn when they are all so interchangeable. Back in the day we had a handful of top models, but now with social media every swimwear or fashion company can hire a chick for peanuts. Anyway, let’s forget about the economics of being a model, it’s not important and let’s focus on those titties. Amen. » view all 29 photos          

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Anouk Von Kleef’s See Through Bikini Top of the Day

Anouk Von Kleef is someone I’ve never heard of – but I like that her name rhymes with QUEEF – because I am a basic human being with a basic sense of humor that no one finds funny, clever, smart or interesting…but that I feel will be sustainable and long lasting…thanks to posting pics of some hot model with a see through bathing suit, a fetish to any and all dudes who like naked women….and that alone means that I don’t need good jokes, you’re just here for the see through bathing suit…so thank you Queef sounding dutch model I’ve never heard of…and your bikini…and long body…for making this post matter…together we are business partners and you don’t even know I exist… MAGIC….or bottom feeding…depending on who you ask. The post Anouk Von Kleef’s See Through Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pia Mia Perez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some really skinny youtube bitch with stage parents from US GUAM…who made it in mainland America and not just their territory where they have a military base and where strippers I know, the career travel blogging strippers, go to work for 6 months a year…. She’s rich and she’s connected. She gets hired. She gets work. She hangs with cunty LA kids…and she’s in a one piece bathing suit checking out her implant because I guess it lacks senstivity and she wants to make sure it’s still there…and didn’t like slip down into her crotch reason…because that would make for a weird cameltoe….one that looks more like a cock…and sure…she’s got the asian sex worker vibe…and probably morals and values thanks to being whored out…but she’s not that TRANNY kind… I don’t know why I am posting this..BUT it is about to happen and if you’re reading this…then motherfucker it done did… She looks like a 10 year old with tits…it is freaking me out… The post Pia Mia Perez in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day

Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for… The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports… Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment…. MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist. The post Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Hotness Snoozefest

Even though Kendall Jenner is the only Kardashian that is pretty, you would think she’d own that title and come out with kick ass sexy photoshoots. Instead we get this boring spread. Girl needs to step up her game because her oldest sister is the most famous porn star of all time and that is a big booty to fill. Let’s hope she does better next time.            

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Bella Hadid Works It Good On Social Media

Even though I was more of a Gigi Hadid fan, Bella posted this sexy picture on her Instagram and I think as long as she doesn’t date some douche singer with no talent, I will give her the title of hotter Hadid sister. And as you guys know, every title comes with a big trophy, so Bella is welcome to reach between my legs and collect hers. Congrats!             Continue reading →