Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote: “If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense… What makes more sense is staring at her tits. The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that Bella Thorne ‘s done showing off her new nipple ring , looks like she’s getting back to the classics: AKA showing off her tongue on Snapchat pretty much 24/7. And don’t get me wrong, I like some good Bella tongue action as much as the next pervert, but I just wish she’d switch things up a bit more. Maybe throw a few full-frontal mirror pictures into the mix. Just a suggestion.
I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter ‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case. Continue reading →
Dominican DJ Luis Manuel Medina and his producer Leo Martinez were shot and killed while on Facebook Live during a live broadcast. Their secretery, Dayaba Garcia, was also injured and shot. You can hear Garcia in the video before it goes off saying “shots, shots, shots!” Medina is survived by a beautiful wife and daughter. We have all of his facebook pictures on the next page. Looks like he had a beautiful marriage and was involved in charity work in his neighborhood.
Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her…. I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them…. HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world… TO SEE MORE – CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Leather Pants of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Playboy tried to pull a Sports Illustrated, you know get a bunch of press their huge announcement that they will go back to nudity they never left and take their SFW attempt at Instagram style photos that have no nudity…while instagram has nudity….and throw it out the window…because it was a terrible idea… That whole no nipple in Playboy when nipples are everywhere in the mainstream…people are beyond hating on nipples…and Playboy despite having a brand of classy nudes to uphold…didn’t stay consistent like idiots….and did that no nipple…. Only to bring back the nipple with 3-4 models I’ve never heard of and I do this all day..but assume I can find naked on their model mayhem accounts… While doing this Scarlett Johannson shoot for the same nudity issue of Playboy…in their whole “Look at us we’re back”…without geetting the one person we’d want to see nude…nude… They launched the magazine with unseen Marilyn Monroe nudes – in an era you never saw Marilyn Monroe naked…and she was a huge fucking star…they’ve had so many other non nude actors get nude…THAT WAS THE POINT OF THEM….so instead of using Scar Jo and her already seen thanks to her sexting nudes…and convincing her with a fat check to get nude….they did some lesbian gym teach on photo day shoot with her… What the fuck is wrong with this people…unreal… The post Scarlett Johansson Playboy Pics are a real Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Every year I try to tell Sports Illustrated who should make the cover of their Swimsuit Issue , and every year, they ignore me and get it wrong. This time, I was really pulling for Vita Sidorkina here (get your mind out of the gutter, perverts), and personally, I think it’s pretty obvious why she should’ve been picked. I mean, just look at these pictures! No offense to Kate Upton , but she looks like a sack of potatoes next to Vita. Is it too late to change it? » view all 19 photos
I once tried writing an article for another site….it was 10 reasons to fuck menopausal women…no one fell for my clickbait…but I figure it’s valentine’s day and this old lady who will never be a grandmother, thanks to never being a mother, is out with her tits out, her face botoxed, ready to take on the fucking world…or not really…but rich enough to never ever actually die alone..she can hire staff for that… I figure…why not post that article with some pictures of this old lady on her old lady birthday not doing old lady things thanks to being rich as fuck and hollywood…even delusional about being an old lady…as Hollywood does to people… But you can’t trick your period…sure you can try with the face…but that period will always know just how old you are… Women with menopause are women too, maybe not hormonally…but they have vaginas and vaginas are meant to put dicks in. Here’s a round up of 10 reasons to bang women with / in Menopause. 1- If you’re lucky, they’ll have dementia and won’t call the police, because they will forget the whole thing 2- The obvious, you can’t get them pregnant, but more interestingly you feel less guilty when you kill them because they are closer to death….and even if you don’t kill your sex partners because they are old monsters you can’t believe you had sex with…the fact they are closer to death would make you assume they are less bullshit, know what they want and are upfront about it…assuming they are still considered women…I don’t think that’s entirely possible as all women whine, complain and make nothing easy. 3- They are either married, have kids, are divorced and want nothing to do with you after you make them cum, they are busy, have responsability, or are tired with priorities and even if you don’t make them cum, they’ll take it because they aren’t getting anything else. Zero pressure. 4- Their Dry Vaginas allow for friction which counterbalances that fact that their elasticity in their skin is no longer tight…and you can still feel while penetrating. 5- Menopause makes a woman moody, intolerable, annoying, aggressive, which can either make sex great…because crazy women are always the best in bed….not to mention they’ve given up on looking hot and if you’ve been to a resort and seen them frolicking around in a bikini you’ll know they’ve given up, accepted themselves for the mess than they are, and that makes them easier to get them gaping than a younger more insecure woman with perky tits…unless they are rich and into plastic surgery – in which they look like Asian cats with bolt on tits…and that’s fun too…. 6- As women slowly turn into men due to their lower estrogen and higher testosterone – their sex drive goes through the roof and if you’re lucky their moustaches not only tickle your balls but allow you to have your gay sex or trans fantasies without biting the bullet….and going down that road… 7- You can use the night sweats as lube….I’m reaching here….the oldest girls I like to bang are under 27….assuming you spend the night and you’re not just there the hour the kids are at the high school dance. 8- Their vagina smell like mothballs…and if you’ve ever taken the public transportation in the fall with a bunch of asians in the fall….you know how hot that is. 9- You can assume they are experienced, but experienced women is how I got AIDS, so I’m sticking to eager to try to new things because the last marriage suffocated them, robbed them of life and creativity and happiness, and now they are ready to do anything, slut out on your face with their cat tongue sand paper-like clit…not to mention…at their age…too much experience means practice in boring relationship sex.. 10- Grandmas always know how to bake the best cookies. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Playboy has finally come to its sense. And, in response, millions of men around the world will soon be able to pick up a copy of this magazine and come to completio… never mind. Over a year since the publication made the shocking and confusing decision to go nudity-free , Chief Creative Officer Cooper Hefner has confessed this was a really dumb decision. And he’s officially reversed it. In October of 2015, Playboy chief executive Scott Flanders told The New York Times that it simply seemed silly for the magazine to keep focusing on boobs, butts and vaginas. Hence the significant “redesign” the publication chose to move forward with. “You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free,” Flanders said at the time. “And so it’s just passe at this juncture.” We mean… sure. This is clearly true. You’re literally one click away from Kim Kardashian nude photos. But you’re Playboy! If you’re going to get rid of naked centerfolds, why even exist? That’s the conclusion Hefner, the 25-year old son of founder Hugh Hefner, finally acknowledged on Monday. He released the cover photo for the March/April issue and said it will, indeed, feature Playmate Elizabeth Elam in her birthday suit. “I’ll be the first to admit that the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but removing it entirely was a mistake,” the younger Hefner wrote on Twitter in announcing this move. He added: “Nudity was never the problem because nudity isn’t a problem. Today we’re taking our identity back and reclaiming who we are.” The upcoming issue will depict Elam in all her nude glory, along with an interview with Scarlett Johansson… a profile of CNN political commentator Van Jones … and a piece on the hip-hop outfit Run the Jewels. (So that’s what you can tell people as confirmation when you claim you read Playboy “for the articles.”) In December of 2015, Pamela Anderson covered what was believed at the time to be the final issue of Playboy with nudity. “I got a call from [Hugh Hefner’s] attorney who said, ‘We don’t want anybody else,” Anderson told Entertainment Tonight of the honor. “There’s nobody else, could you do the last cover of Playboy?'” Playboy’s first issue without naked actresses or models came out in February 2016, concliding a more than six-decade run of glossy centerfolds featuring young women baring EVERYthing. The publication still featured “sexy, seductive pictorials of the world’s most beautiful women, including its iconic Playmates,” as Playboy put it at the time. But it was ridiculed pretty hard for the change of focus. “Old Playboy was a lifestyle bible,” BuzzFeed culture writer Anne Helen Petersen jabbed. “Current Playboy is a caricature of itself. Pretty much, right? But give Hefner credit for coming to this conclusion and admitting that he was mistaken. In a post on the Playboy website, Hefner outlined a “new Playboy philosophy,” in which he said the decision to embrace the naked form again was partly rooted in the country’s political and cultural climate. He ticked off a list of “collective accomplishments” from the past few years, such as: The election of the first “mixed-race” President (his term). A Supreme Court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage. Marijuana legalization in some places. The nomination of a woman by a major political party. “One thing is clear that both my dad and I understand at its simplest form, and that is what Playboy and the United States strive to represent in their greatest forms: freedom,” Hefner wrote. Yeah. You may be overthinking this one, Cooper. Men purchased Playboy because they love boobs. Take away the boobs and they will stop buying it. Bring back the boobs and you’ll be successful again. It doesn’t exactly matter who’s President or what the Supreme Court has or has not said.
I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I have posted pictures of her – I still don’t remember her…That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes…because there is too much noise out there all I want to do is by suffocated by her massive tits – that are making a dent in the social media world everyone is obsessed with….but that I would rather were dented by by erection banging into them….because I am staring them…but in the next few minutes I will be sure I’ll move onto new tits exposed for random bullshit trying to get famous… The post Emma Stern See through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
