I’m not trying to make you guys depressed or jealous or anything, but there’s at least two things in this throwback picture of Emily Ratajkowski at last year’s Super Bowl that 99.9% of us will never get to experience: 1) attending a Super Bowl and 2) getting within two feet of Emily’s perfect cleavage. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.
Seen on the scene… Oscars Nominees Luncheon Photos A number of celebs were spotted in Beverly Hills Monday for the 89th annual Oscars Nominees Luncheon. “Moonlight” stars Naomie Harris… and Mahershala Ali were spotted at the Beverly Hilton held affair. And our girl Viola Davis brought her hubby Julius Tennon along for the ride. Denzel Washington… and Pharrell were also seen on the scene.
I’ve got some pretty big, exciting news to tell you guys today. In fact, you might want to make sure you’re sitting down for this. No, it’s not that I’m finally moving out of my mom’s basement. (She wishes.) It’s that we finally got definitive visual confirmation on Bella Thorne ‘s new nipple ring , thanks to this see-through selfie she just posted. It’s practically waving hello. Anyway, see? I told you you’d want to be sitting down. Because good luck standing back up right now…
I already posted on Lauren Cohan in this GQ Mexico shoot, because the wall hasn’t been built and American culture still trickles it’s way into their country…like they trickle into your country with the drug smugglers and toilet cleaners…at least according the Kelly Osbourne on The View…like CONDE NAST the owners of GQ are there and exploiting the locals for cheap staff and sale to people who still buy magazines… BUT THERE ARE MORE…. I said I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – and about COHAN being the hot pussy on the show…and her being in panties in GQ MEXICO….is such a big deal…I won’t jerk off to it- but I am sure a lot of other people have… The post Lauren Cohan in her Underwear for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens used to be referred to at PUDGENS because she was new Hollywood, on a shitty Disney show but famous as fuck – and cocky as fuck and figured the jobs would keep rolling the fuck in….but as time went on, and the show was off the air – and no more movies were being made…that craft services face stuffing turned to being disciplined and fit..because this ass…is a winner…it could be the pants, sure, but at least it’s not her 40 pounds ago…because being fuckable is a key part of her job – despite what the feminists say…but they don’t realize if I wanted to see some fat bitch on TV, I’d just go to the local bar with a video camera…hollywood is aspirational..sell me what I don’t have to distract me from what I do have…fuckers…and sometimes a bitch in the biz, realizes that, knows her role, and does good for all of us… THANKS YOU She’s got a snapchat: The post Vanessa Hudgens Fit Booty and Snapchat Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff’s thigh fetish video to remind you that despite being on TV and in Movies, she’s just like the stripper down the street, who gets paid to show body parts, body parts she may not be proud of, because they are abnormally muscular and capable of moving a fridge, but love none the less because ego narcissists who get paid have that ability… So for the thick thigh lovers (read: “black people”) and apparenlty me…because I love Hilary Duff thick thighs, here she is in some whoring… I didn’t always love my legs, but as I’ve grown, I’ve learned to love and celebrate myself, just as I am. I began to realize that my legs are STRONG and they carry me every. single. day. Our bodies are amazing and something to be grateful for. I’m ME and that’s really enough! Thanks for helping to spread the self love message The post Big Leg Hilary Duff Gets Paid By American Eagle Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Another day, another great teaser video for t he 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . This time, it’s one of my favorite busty blondes Hailey Clauson giving herself a wedgie for the cameras. And I think this might be my favorite one yet. Although I’ll have to go back and watch the others again to be sure. Hey, it’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. …OK, fine, not really, but what else am I going to do for the rest of the afternoon? Work? Ha! » view all 14 photos
The highlight of J.Lo’s photoshoot for W Magazine’s old tired slut issue is that Kate Moss came out topless, or naked, bringing her tits back to the forefront of the world… where they belong…despite being old, tired, cocaine fueled…she still looks great… As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer – we gotta love the scam….when it’s girls parading themselves around, sexualizing themselves, all for COMPENSATION…the way it’s been forever…as prostitution is the oldest of professions…yes… Here are the W Magazine pics… And here’s J.Lo cleavage people are excited by because they are deep in the scam – and because J.LO Likes making everything about her… To see her cleavage: J.Lo’s Cleavage CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez, Topless Kate Moss, Jessica Chastian in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what happened to Nina Dobrev . For a while there, she was on a serious hot streak, showing off her booty on Instagram and stripping down for men’s magazines . But her last few photoshoots have all been for fashion mags, including this latest one for Prestige , and maybe I just don’t get fashion, but I really don’t understand why Nina has to wear so many layers. Wearing clothes has never been her best look.