Here is Cindy Crawford on the cover of Vogue and looking pretty good for an old bag of chips. Sure they aren’t the most exciting pics, but at her age, she still looks better than most chicks in their 20s. It’s quite impressive. Them some good genes.
I’m pretty surprised that Elle Fanning turned out better than her sister Dakota. Not that there was a competition or anything, but I just call it like it is. And it seems like every month she is on some Japanese magazine cover. They love this chick more than rice. I don’t blame them. She cute as hell. Anyway, she just needs to sex it up a tad. I need some leg to get Little Tuna excited.
Dua Lipa may have the dumbest name in showbiz, but that’s her acutal name, and not one she created for her instagram handle…and for that I appreciate it. She’s from the UK, and at 14 she made songs of herself singing cover songs and dancing, probably in her underwear as these girls do, for the perverts who look for that kind of thing on Youtube…and was able to get over a billion views on her channel. She signed a record deal, created her own music, on the backs of other people’s music…and look at her now, big Albanian tits out in the media and social media and everywhere..because she’s relevant. She’s now. I don’t know if she’s good, but based on everything else that has got famous from the internet…I doubt it. It’s just too easy to go viral, to matter, to exist…that you need to be good at internet marketing…not so much good at what your marketing yourself as. It’s all a scam. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicki Minaj is such a fucking joker, who looks like a fat black joker, but who is just a fucking scam. She’s out in a see through outfit showing her fat tit and dark nipple, because of course she fucking is. All I see is thick vile thighs of an overeater rubbing together, in the grossest of ways. I mean look at that underwear she’s got on, it’s fucking huge. The transition of her being some cast from the fucking Acting Class to be Nicki Minaj, becoming Lil Kim all racy, in efforts to stay relevant…is just proof she’s a fucking scam, shapeshifter of a very large sized shape…tricking the morons watching. But she’s showing tit, and that’s always worth looking at, at least these whores are giving us something, nipple or whatever in their making of a lot of fucking money. There was a time when you didn’t see the fat whore on stage’s nipple when she was whoring…so I like to see this as progress…terrible looking, diabetes filled…progress. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj is Out in a See Through Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts who like girls in their hotel rooms taking selfies, after knowing they just fucked in that Hotel room, because girls are sluts and when they get into a hotel they get all turned on and shit, especially when money is involved, and it needs to be documented for their Social Media so people know they get to be fancy and stay at hotels. It’s the whole foundation of escorting…and I guess influencer-ing. Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out. This is a very seductive selfie if you have a bit of an imagination and know people who have worked in hotels and know the shit that goes on in those rooms…and not just the shit stains on the bed from anal sex…but other stuff too… The post Dakota Fanning Hotel Room Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I prefer when a skinny girl, or even a fat girl, in leggings, or really any tight pants, jacks those pants up into her cunt, so that I can see both sides of her pussy lips fully exposed out in public. It is something people do, women mainly, but now I’m sure men who identify as women also do…which is a bit of a different experience, depending on how well they tuck. That is why I am so shocked I can’t see that Emma Robert toe in her fitness gear, which in and of itself is shocking, because she looks like a woman who is only skinny through starvation, a liquid diet, cocaine and cigarettes, not from fitness….yet in fitness gear…what a poser…. Point being, we typically live in a world where these women show off their cunts when in these kids of pants…yet miraculously I see no pussy in this…does that mean she doesn’t have a pussy or if she does is it a small one…or does it mean her pussy is so big that it hangs on either side of her pants being smushed into her upper thigh no toe….or maybe the crotch is just saggy on her because she’s built too small for an EXTRA SMALL.. So many questions….but no one to answer them TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Hiding her Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous… What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying…. I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with…. Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists… View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 19, 2018 at 6:11pm PDT Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass. This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics. She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones. She’s one of the good ones. I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her: View this post on Instagram #Repost @timesupnow: If this moment in time feels strangely familiar, it’s because it is. Listen to Christine Blasey Ford. A woman's experience should never be valued less than a man’s career. #TIMESUP A post shared by Natalie Portman (@natalieportman) on Sep 17, 2018 at 6:14pm PDT Here are those pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have no clue why I’m posting these weird pictures of Paris Jackson . I find them creepy and totally not sexy. I guess they are somewhat interesting. I think I may have smoked to much weed this morning. Let’s move along. » view all 11 photos
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