Sooo…….this is Christina Aguilera now… Annnnnnd……that’s all I have to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid harrasing a horse….I assure you she didn’t ask for consent….but maybe it is because it’s her long lost relative, maybe a grandpappy to justify her horse face you can’t really see thanks to her getting all those muppet injections. But the point is that this equis erotica is disturbing….as it always is…I don’t like horse fetishists because I like horses and find it sick… But not as sick as all these girls who are all about consent and are the first to accuse a man of raping them. Sometimes, just because you look at them, or maybe tell them they looked good…or asked them to smile…will trigger a fucking crazy response. I know girls, I have seen girls on this feminist kick use examples that are just fucking insane to justify their TOXIC MASCULINITY agenda….being the ones to grab a horse and face fuck it…. I doubt being told she’s hot upsets Bella Hadid being the ugly duckling in her ugly family that has been able to troll the media into thinking she’s hot…it’s like “Keep calling her hot, that’s what she wants, that’s the narrative we’ve scripted”….and with each compliment or job offer she gets, it is like a win for their marketing team as a whole….and even if she has to use her hole to get that marketing win for the team as a whole..it’s not rape, it’s business….but the way she’s manhandling this horse with her tits out in the weirdest of ways… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Torturing a Horse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ashley Tisdale is still ugly…. I used to do a feature when she was a High School Musical starlet that got a lot of hype, that would basically just call her ugly, I didn’t go so far as to highlight or put arrows to her ugliness, but I assume the 2 readers who read it understood what I was getting at when I laughed at her botched nose, or whatever. The inspiration behind my hatred wasn’t that I was an incel woman hating asshole, even though that is what the simple minded assumed….my inspiration was that she was nominated for an MTV award for being the hottest starlet on TV or something…and I was like “FAKE NEWS” and had to do my part to counter those lies… In my calling her not hot, I did give her credit for fitness, cuz you can’t just slam some girl for having an ugly face, when we’re more into her body anyway, the world needs balance…you know accept that she’s not hot, but still fuck her cuz she’s got a hot pussy or tits or whatever. She has since let herself go, this was years ago, and she must be 35 by now….but she has figured out angles and that upper stomach “AB” looking thing …while she shamelessly bikini selfies….and the fact that spellcheck doesn’t flag selfie as a word that shouldn’t exist is partially to blame for this… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Check Bikini Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dora Madison Burge in her best rendition of a sex worker’s pose for her backpages ad (RIP)…and it clearly works because I never know who this bitch was before she started getting naked on INSTAGRAM within their terms and conditions so that she doesn’t get deleted…and now I know who she is. I don’t find her hot, but hot is in the eye of the pervert looking at a bitch. To some of us just seeing a girl stripped down and pouting her mouth like she’s shooting stills for her PORN DVD box, is exciting….I mean she looks better than most women you’ve had sex with…so hot is irrelevant….while naked and half naked is totally fucking relevant….so Dora Madison Burge is keeping busy staying more relevant than she’s ever been and all she had to do was show the people her tits….which should be outlined on every college application form…”SAVE YOUR MONEY SHOW THEM TITS IT WILL PAY OUT IN DIVIDENDS WHILE COLLEGE WILL GET YOU A JOB AT A VIDEO STORE AND VIDEO STORES DON’T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dora Madison Burge Still Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: PARAMOUNT PICTURES / Paramount Pictures ‘Like A Boss’ Trailer Starring Tiffany Haddish, Salma Hayek, & Rose Byrne Tiffany Haddish is NOT taking her foot off of y’all necks so you might as well just accept that this is how it’s going to be for the foreseeable future. Today we get our first look at Tiff’s new flick Like A Boss co-starring Salma Hayek and Rose Byrne. Here’s the synopsis: Best friends Mia and Mel (Tiffany Haddish and Rose Byrne) are living their best lives running their own cosmetics company they’ve built from the ground up. Unfortunately, they’re in over their heads financially, and the prospect of a big buyout offer from a notorious titan of the cosmetics industry Claire Luna (Salma Hayek) proves too tempting to pass up, putting Mel and Mia’s lifelong friendship in jeopardy. The beauty business is about to get ugly. LIKE A BOSS also stars Billy Porter, Jennifer Coolidge, Ari Graynor, Natasha Rothwell, Jessica St. Clair and Karan Soni. Press play down bottom to check out the trailer. Oh, we’re DEFINITELY gonna have our a$$es in the seats for this one! How bout you?
https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/camilla-mendes.mp4 Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, to steal all your WHITE AMERICAN jobs like being a popstar….not that I care, I am Canadian and we embrace all immigrants…just look at what our HOMOSEXUAL popstar – Shawn Mendes does to your immigrants – Camila Cabello with his tongue… When Elian Gonzalez, was sent back to CUBA after his brave flotilla to Florida because Bill Clinton didn’t like him….but did like this one….probably thanks to EPSTEIN approach to young girls…I wonder if writing that will get me killed. Now she’s trolling the media…with this type of shameless terrible comedy content the fans are talking about cuz they have nothing else going on. But it’s worth a post for you to see some tongue fucking from some overrated trash to make you feel great about the state of pop culture… The post Cuban Cabello Tongue Fucks Homosexual Canadian Singing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emma Roberts and Eiza Gonzalez are in some new movie called Paradise Hills, making out….because everyone is a fucking lesbian now… It’s nice to see rebuilt Eiza Gonzalez, best known for being Fergie’s ex husband’s rebound, taking her rebuilt face to the TV screen like thee rich Mexican she is… This is hardly the Lesbian Porn I am interested in, because I am not into any lesbian porn, it all bores me..there is no climax…and lesbians for the most part suck as a concept, not dick but pussy, with all their knitting, refinishing furniture, vintage clothes shopping and DICK hating… But I like Emma Roberts and her rags to riches story of breaking into Hollywood…while odds were against her… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Eiza Gonzalez Lesbian Kiss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jodie Turner Smith is Joshua Jacksons new fiance..the question is why do these two look like the just got released from jail for involvement in a meth lab fire? Thank god for that titty hanging out of the top like a crackhead offering blowjobs on the street for her next hit….because otherwise I’d assume this was a dude….a dude with the brightest and whitest smile and by smile I mean Joshua Jackson… Fat tit though… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jodie Turner Smith Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Miley Cyrus and her silly lesbianism for attention must be proud of her involvement in culture vulturing TUMBLR girls who were getting weird and naked on the internet….being relatable and interesting to other girls of their age group…basically taking the DISNEY approach to content marketing, knowing what the youth are doing and thinking on the internet and designing a voice for that…. So in Miley making it OK to get naked and weird to the mainstream, even though it’s been OK since the dawn of the fucking internet, more and more sluts happened…and now being braless with your nipples out is the style….so Miley’s out here living the trend she had a part of pushing to the mainstream cuz she’s a puppet for evil corporations running some MIND control shit…. But at least there’s nipple in this mind control….it makes it far more interesting than other mind control tactics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alina Boyko is some Russian model because during communism, Russia killed off all the uglies that were brining down their perfectly designed communist ideals…cuz no community with uglies will prosper… So this new take on Russia or Russia’s new strategy of world dominance using internet marketing tactics you don’t need to be too smart to pull off, proven by Instagram sluts, which I guess is one level of the Russian Spammers rigging elections department we can all jack off to… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alina Boyko Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .