Bella Thorne is fascinating, because despite being a 20 year old slut from Disney turned Slut on Instagram, a master of attention seeking, and attention getting thanks to training from her slut mother who likely always wanted fame of her own, so she used her kids to get it….is that Bella Thorne looks old enough to be her mom. If you know what I mean…a 45 year old looking 20 year old….who may be 45 years old. I’ve never seen her birth certificate, we don’t know if this is just some instagram troll that’s working. Like all the fake profiles before it, but they slip through the cracks because of the tits…and here are the tits. I wonder who she’s calling? I am assuming her plastic surgeon for more face injections…. The post Bella Thorne Titties On the Phone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hey Danniella Westbrook…. I don’t know who you are but I’ve probably posted your tits before… I like the way they look like they have a crescent scar under them…like she’s been assaulted by a meat hook at the slaughter house… How sexy is that…. It’s the bolt on tits that look like they were bolted on by a retard in some kind of work program designed to teach retards how to be members of society, at least that’s how they sell it, when really they are just using the retards for cheap labor. PROTEST THAT social justice warriors…EQUALITY FOR ALL RETARDS….even you.
Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world… I assume it is not on the air anymore, but that doesn’t mean that this Brandi Glanville doesn’t continue to show the world her ass in a bikini for the paparazzi like she matters…because I guess to herself, in her mind she matters…and still goes out there in a bikini for you to see her skinny ass…and it’s ok. I appreciate the effort.
Does looking at Ashley Tisdale give you a High School Music in your pants? Should we be calling the police because you’re staring at some 35 year old who played a 16 year old, in the dumbest phenomenon to ever happen in pop culture… Are you happy to revisit her in grainy pics of her in bikini bottoms, doing some catalog style pictures for whatever the fuck this is for, showing off her untoned midsection because she’s fucking old and less tight then she was when she was trying to trick you into thinking she was 16…and getting paid a lot to make you think she was 17… Does any of this really matter? Who are we and what have we become to think this is worth our fucking time. Garbage…in a bikini…is still garbage…even if it’s in a bikini….
Guess what… Olivia Munn is taking advantage of an opportunity to whore herself out in a bikini for people to look at her and wonder who she is – because she’s really not that relevant…. While allowing the loyal nerds who forget that she’s a fucking mooch bitch who ripped off their nerd culture because she knows they are easy targets. Ever since she was in high school and would show nerds her panties for them to do her math homework…she’s had this strategy in mind and I guess it worked.
We have watched Hailee Steinfeld go from teen in True Grit that I am sure some of you perverts liked way too much….to chubby actress….who despite having personal trainer parents seemed to have spent her acting money on treats she wasn’t allowed to eat growing up because she has personal trainer parents…but who eventually realized fat is gross, and no one wants to watch a fat chick sexualize herself, except maybe you, who likes any girl to sexualize herself in a take what you can…low ambition…loser… So here she is, years later…performing in a bra….like some kind of harlot…who wants everyone to see her in a bra…which is likely what she is…because no girl is getting on stage a posting pics in a bra unless they want to be jerked off to…even if this era is more into gangbangs and throat fucking and bras aint a thing… But the key point in all this is that despite what the generation is trying to tell us…she is not fat and that should be celebrated by staring at this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is pretty fucking huge….and not because Christina Aguilera is fucking huge…or because her tits are fucking huge thanks to her being fucking huge…and thanks to her breast implants she got before being fucking huge back when she was this tiny little dancing thing…back when I liked her better than Britney because I thought she was hotter, more petite, and amazing…in her push up bra days…. Some X-Tina let’s get Dirty Titty… I am actually surprised that in her old age, she’s not far more slutty than she is, she seems to accept the fact that she’s a fat chick, like she did what she needed to do and made the stupid money and can now just be fat and comfortable and still rich and coddled… It’s an ego thing… I mean..she was pretty hardcore in panties and chaps back in the day….when that wasn’t the norm… So seeing that tit, exciting…but the fact I haven’t seen it everyday before…or her pussy is depressing to me.. So this tit better be a taste of what’s to come…and not the reminder of all the nudity she hasn’t produced as a shameless attention rich person…you know… I KNOW…
We’ve all seen old lady Zoe Saldana naked in West World, because she gets naked in West World…and there’s nothing wrong with that, she’s actually got a pretty great body for a 40 year old…even if she’s got that 40 year old face… You’ve probably seen Zoe Saldana naked in your weird Avatar dreams, you fucking virgin loser comic book reading, avatar watching, socially awkward weirdo…or in the sex doll you had designed to look like her – thanks to your Avatar fetish….that has been translated into a series of porno moves….because people like you exist. I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Gwyneth Paltrow is off showing off her old lady body in a bikini – including some cameltoe in a bikini – even though there is supposed to legally be a cut off age for when people are allowed to wear bikinis. I will never understand why 46 year olds think they are hot, or have the right to be nudists or in bikinis, because they are comfortable with their sloppy old bodies, but it happens all the time, especially with the old lady who does fitness and eats well to stay skinny enough, despite having an old fucking body. I have always found Gwyneth Paltrow disgusting….even at her Brad Pitt Prime…and continue to… I don’t care about her bullshit lifestyle brand people hype up like it matters because she’s a fucking rich kid who got hooked up. I don’t care about seeing her arrogance in a bikini. I don’t understand why her husband is so horny for her in all the pics… I guess he’s got his own bag of sexual dysfunctions that lead him to Gwyneth’s pussy hole…he’s probably a Coldplay fan or some shit…and this is a way into molest Chris Martin….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
So hey, have you been keeping an eye on Amber Portwood lately? Because what’s been going on with her is pretty darn bizarre. Like, if you think of Amber Portwood, you don’t think of anything good, you know? You think about the time she hauled off and hit Gary Shirley in the face, or you think about the time he was walking down some stairs and she kicked him right in the back, and how if he wasn’t such a big dude she actually could have seriously hurt him with that. Or you think about how much she always screamed and yelled at Gary right in front of their daughter, Leah. Or you think about how she used to leave Leah crying in her crib while she laid in bed. Or about how she chose to serve a five-year prison sentence instead of giving rehab another go, and how she thinks that makes her the best mother in the history of mothers . Maybe your Teen Mom OG viewing began a little later in the series, and hearing Amber’s name brings back memories of the greasy horror that was Matt Baier. There’s also a chance that the way she picked up Andrew Glennon while on Marriage Boot Camp with Matt sticks out the most in your mind, or how she went on to get pregnant with his child after knowing him for like two weeks. Basically, Amber has always been a mess. A great big one. She’s violent, rude, self-centered, and just so many bad things. But the weird thing is that lately, she’s been kind of … nice? She went off on a few of her classic Twitter rants during her pregnancy — she’s never been great to turn down a chance to tell everyone what a “damn good mom” she is, even after getting called out for only seeing Leah twice during her summer vacation last year. But as she got closer and closer to her due date, she seemed to calm down a lot, and after giving birth to a seriously adorable baby boy she named James back in May, she’s been almost serene. It’s been nothing but calm, sweet social media posts, including the most precious pictures of her new baby . And in this new interview she did with Us Weekly, she explains why she’s been so different lately … Because this time around, she wants to be a damn good mom, for real! About her first go at motherhood, she admits “I was clueless.” “I didn’t want to ask questions because I didn’t want to sound young or stupid. This is a chance for me to really show what kind of mother I am.” Leah’s is going to be 10 years old in November, so Amber’s had plenty of time to show what kind of mother she is with her, but sure, let’s focus on the baby, whatever. “Before, I wasn’t mature nor was the relationship right,” she explains. “I want to make sure I don’t fall into old patterns and get into a depressed state.” “I have to take care of myself. Healthy mommy, healthy baby.” She also says that unlike back when she and Gary had Leah, “I’m more driven and have the means to take care of a baby better.” No one would argue that a 28-year-old would have an easier time raising a baby than an 18-year-old, but isn’t it a little odd how she’s acting like she’s completely done with parenting Leah, like she had her chance but it’s gone now? Anyway, as for Andrew, Amber says “He is such an amazing man and loves taking care of James.” “He was afraid of postpartum depression, so he’s always checking up on me. He just wants to make sure I’m loved. It’s almost perfect.” We’re sure we’ll see that “almost” part in the next season of Teen Mom OG — after all, Amber is known for her habit of making things seem perfect on social media before everyone sees how messy things actually are on the show. But for now, we hope things really are going as well as they seem to be. We also hope she realizes that she still has a chance to be a great mother to Leah, but one thing at a time, right? View Slideshow: Amber Portwood Welcomes Son with Andrew Glennon: Can Their Relationship Last?
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