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Cara Delevingne’s Awful Dog Walking Outfit

I know Cara Delevingne is a professional “model” and all, but this has got to be the weirdest outfit I’ve ever seen anyone walk a dog in before. And this is coming from a guy who walks his in week-old pizza-stained sweatpants… That said, I can almost get a good look at Cara’s cute little puppies under there so I guess it’s not all bad. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Ariel Winter Is No Longer Trouble

According to my sources,  Ariel Winter  had her 18th birthday yesterday. And I’m sure that’s big news for anybody out there who still watches Modern Family . You can finally stop fast-forwarding through her scenes and watch them in slo-mo instead. Or even go frame by frame if they’re in a trampoline store or something. To be honest though, that show really went downhill ever since they ignored my suggestion to set an episode (or episodes) at a Jello wrestling tournament. Oh well. There’s always next season, I guess. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Guy Eats Military Ration From 1955

What’s surprising about this video is that most of the food held up and is still edible! Continue reading

Meet Cutie Georgia Toffolo

Here’s  Georgia Toffolo at the Nordoff Robbins Six Nations Rugby Dinner in London, and I don’t much about rugby or this leggy blonde, but according to my sources, she’s another hot British reality star. I swear there’s a new one every week. But anyway, all I know is, I’d definitely like to get in a scrum with this cutie. That’s the only rugby term I know, but I’m pretty sure it applies. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Fart Bubble Wrap

As stupid as this is, anything to do with farting and poop I find hilarious! Continue reading

Julianne Hough Needs To Spice It Up

I’m not gonna lie, I was pretty psyched when I heard that  Julianne Hough showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night, because it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former favorite gym bunny. But as you can see, unfortunately, Julianne was covering up her best quality. No, I’m not talking about her “sparkling personality.” I mean her legs. I guess short shorts aren’t considered acceptable red carpet fashion yet, but they should be. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ozzy Man Reviews: Penguins vs Rope

Who knew that a rope could create such havoc! Continue reading

Madison Beer Is Officially The Next Bella Thorne

After three straight days of bikini pictures from teenage troublemaker Madison Beer this week, I’m ready to call it: this chick is the next Bella Thorne . And by that I mean, she’s capable of getting you perverts locked up if you’re not careful. And no, saying you’re a big fan of her music won’t help. It’ll just make it worse. No one’s a fan of this girl’s music, except maybe her parents and her managers. So let’s all just move it along before one of us gets in trouble. Namely me. Next! » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Madison Beer Is Still Trouble In A Bikini

Unlike Victoria’s Secret model Vita Sidorkina , who looks like trouble even though she’s 21, Madison Beer has the opposite problem. But since I doubt that excuse will hold up in court, and I don’t feel like testing it, I suggest we all just move it along and ignore this teenage troublemaker for now, no matter how many beach trips she takes. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading