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Soccer Players Get The Best Booty

In case you were wondering (and haven’t already just moved on to the pictures), the cute booty currently stopping traffic in Barcelona belongs to Antonella Roccuzzo . But before you start crafting those Twitter marriage proposals, I should probably let you know that the Argentine model is apparently dating soccer star Lionel Messi, according to my research. I’m telling you guys, soccer players always seem to land the best hotties. Clearly I went into the wrong business. See, most people dream of becoming a professional athlete. Me? I just dream of dating their girlfriends. Sigh. Maybe some day… Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kelly Brook In Leggings Is A Real Workout

Here’s Kelly Brook on her way to the gym again, and I’m really glad to see that Kelly has been so dedicated to this whole workout thing lately. And not just because it’s been giving us a chance to see her in leggings on a regular basis, either. See, as one of my original favorite busty Brits and future ex-wives, I actually genuinely care about Kelly’s health and well-being. Hmm, wait, no, that doesn’t sound right. Nevermind, I guess maybe it is just the leggings thing. Either way, enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Eva Longoria Gets Stuffed In A Tight Dress

We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ildiko Ferenczi Bikini Pictures

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Ildiko Ferenczi so much the last time, and more importantly, since I did too, here’s another set of drool-worthy bikini pictures from the Canadian hottie. I’m still trying to figure out if Ildiko’s future ex-wife material though, because contrary to popular opinion, I don’t Twitter propose to just anyone — it’s more like 90%. See, I’m looking for more than just a killer bikini body. I’m also looking for a girl I can take home to mom. …Because she lives upstairs, remember? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Prankster Calls Online Scammers

See what happens when Jack Vale calls one of those annoying popups you get when you misspell a URL. The people who run these operations who mainly target the elderly are scum. Continue reading

Japanese Work Week

For those of you complaining about the American work week , try getting a job in Japan. After watching this, no wonder people around the world call us lazy. Continue reading

Conan O’Brien Is Now Frecklef#cker

Watch Conan as he experiments with the Grindr app. It’s pretty hilarious to see a straight dude get excited over having a gay date. Continue reading

Lie Witness News – Oscars 2015 Edition

Here is another instalment of Jmmmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News – Oscars Edition” . Watch people make fools of themselves when they discuss made-up moments of films that were nominated. Continue reading

Roxanne Sanderson Is A Girl You Should Know

Because I always love finding new hotties, I want you perverts to meet Roxanne Sanderson . I don’t know too much about her (other than the fact that she should really consider going pro at this whole popsicle eating thing ), but I’m digging this shoot by Kristina Yenko, even if it does make Roxanne look like a total hipster. Forget the retro t-shirts and visor though, you know what would be really ironic and hilarious? Having a super-hot model hook up with a pasty blogger. Call me! Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Is No Kate Upton

I know a lot of people are calling  Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton , because they’re both blonde and busty enough to give me my third heart attack, but I don’t know if I buy it. Here’s Charlotte at some charity function in Beverly Hills, and she’s not as pretty as Kate, but she’s definitely got a great set of pillows. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to rest my head on them and take a nap. I’m starting to feel pretty light-headed from all this blood rushing to my pants region. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading