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Kendall Jenner’s Tasty Little Booty Show

OK, so I know that Kendall Jenner isn’t exactly as well-known for her booty as her fat-assed sister, but forget Kim . I’ll take Kendall in tight jeans over that chunky porn star any day. But you know, I think Kendall’s booty could be huge if she would just take me up on my three-step PR plan. See, first we put out some bikini selfies, then some lingerie selfies, and then finally, I get to put my filthy mitts all over it. That last step may not help her image, but it’ll do wonders for the Little Tuna. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Jennifer Aniston Shows Off Some “Consolation Cleavage”

According to my sources, the 20th annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards were held last night, and while normally I wouldn’t care, Hollywood’s favorite spinster Jennifer Aniston showed up. I guess now that she didn’t get nominated for an Oscar, this is what you’d call “consolation cleavage.” And if this is Jen trying to make everyone remember she’s still around, well, it worked. But if this is what Jen was going to wear to some B-list award show, just imagine how hot she was planning to look for the big day. Is it too late for a recount? » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

The Balloon Popping Game

I found this to be slightly erotic! Continue reading

Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo ), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cat Goes Coo Coo For Olives

Some cats go crazy for catnip, this little guy loves olives! Continue reading

Cat Goes Coo Coo For Olives

Some cats go crazy for catnip, this little guy loves olives! Continue reading

Emmy Rossum Does Shameless Good

I’m more used to seeing Emmy Rossum in a pair of leggings than all dressed up, but I’ve got to admit, the girl cleans up nice. Here she is at a Showtime event celebrating new seasons of Shameless and, well, a bunch of other shows that I don’t care about because they don’t regularly feature Emmy going topless. Then again, I find that’s the problem with most TV these days. Anyway, I guess I’d better go back and get caught up before the season premiere. I figure it shouldn’t take too long if I just fast-forward to the good parts. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kayla Swift’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

Normally I’m not a big fan when hotties do photoshoots in a one-piece instead of a perfectly good bikini, or better yet, nothing but a hand bra. But I’m willing to make an exception for Kayla Swift here. Not only is she quickly becoming one of my new favorite models, but even in a one-piece, she’s got a body so good, it could make a grown blogger cry. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go get some tissues. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Patrycja Farbis Belongs In Lingerie

There’s not a whole lot I’ve been able to find out about Patrycja Farbis here, besides the fact that she’s a Polish model and that she’s apparently capable of giving me a serious pants fire in 2 seconds flat. So while I go try to find out more about Patrycja — like whether she’d ever consider marrying a blogger for a Green Card and where they’re keeping the rest of her crazy-hot lingerie pictures, you guys enjoy these. Just make sure to be careful though, because they’re hot enough to cause a nuclear meltdown in your pants region. » view all 17 photos Continue reading

Jayde Nicole Does Canada Real Good!

It’s been a mighty long time since we’ve gotten any new pictures from former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole . And after coming across these latest bikini shots of the Canadian hottie, I tried figuring out what Jayde’s up to these days. But instead I just got lost creeping “researching” her Instagram . And I highly recommend it for anyone else interested in making up for lost time with Jayde. Continue reading