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Lily Allen Bikini Pictures

My mother always told me if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. Well, it’s a good thing I never listen to that old hag because if I did I wouldn’t say that Lily Allen needs to hit the gym and do some deep knee bends, big time!                   Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dess

Here’s supermodel Behati Prinsloo working her long legs while filming the latest Maroon 5 music video. If you guys didn’t know, Behati is married to the douchiest rock vocalist of all-time Adam Levine. Yes, if you can tell I’m a little jealous because that crappy singer gets to climb those skinny legs with his tongue and I don’t. You know, I can sing badly too and write songs about girls breaking my heart, which I do every night while watching my favorite videos on Porn Hub. Life’s not fair. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dess

Here’s supermodel Behati Prinsloo working her long legs while filming the latest Maroon 5 music video. If you guys didn’t know, Behati is married to the douchiest rock vocalist of all-time Adam Levine. Yes, if you can tell I’m a little jealous because that crappy singer gets to climb those skinny legs with his tongue and I don’t. You know, I can sing badly too and write songs about girls breaking my heart, which I do every night while watching my favorite videos on Porn Hub. Life’s not fair. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ashley Tisdale And Vanessa Hudgens Make A Great Pair

Add Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens to my lesbian fantasy files. I know there’s not much going on here in these photos other than them leaving a gym, but there’s a lot going on in my pants and that’s all that really matters. Now Let that sink in you heads for while fellas. Enjoy.           Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar Preview

I’m sure now that you’ve seen Kelly Brook ‘s 2015 calendar preview, you’re all searching the web, trying to find where to pre-ordering a copy. Good news. If you wait a few more months, someone will scan and upload it online for you to print and hang on your wall. That’s what I’ve done in the previous years, but ever since I ran out of printer ink, I’ve been too cheap to replace it.             Continue reading

66th Primetime Emmy Awards Pictures

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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage Show

Apparently the Emmys were held last night, which I didn’t watch because I don’t need somebody else to tell me what the best TV is. Everybody already knows it’s the 5-1o minutes of every Modern Family episode where Sofia Vergara shows off that perfect cleavage of hers. So it only makes sense that Sofia busted out at the Emmys to celebrate. Although now I kind of wish I’d watched the telecast, because those funbags are always must-see TV. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

2014 MTV Video Music Awards Pictures

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Laura Cremaschi Has The Greatest Bum Of Them All

Once again, here’s my favorite Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi (sorry Elisabetta Canalis ) showing off that perfect booty of hers at the beach and looking mighty tasty as usual. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d give pretty much anything for a chance to take a little nibble. It’s just not nearly as satisfying to lick my computer screen. Or as sanitary, for that matter. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Xenia Deli Is Still The Hottest Model Ever!

I know it’s been at least a few weeks since the last set of lingerie pictures I’ve posted from Xenia Deli , aka the hottest model on the planet, but I wanted to give you guys enough time to recover. See, Xenia’s so smoking hot, I’ve found it’s better to ration out the lingerie shots so nobody overdoes it and hurts themselves. But I figure it’s been long enough by now, so here goes: one massive set of serious Xenia hotness. You might want to go ahead and call in sick for tomorrow now, because trust me, you’re not going to be able to move away from your computer screen for a couple hours, if not days once you get into this. » view all 97 photos Continue reading