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Megan Fox Gets Sad And Sexy

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox out the other day looking kinda like she’s pissed off and possibly suffering from some sort of allergy. I don’t know what’s going on with her sexy red eyes, but she’s still pretty damn hot. Seriously, who cares about her eyes, look at the rest of her… Perfect. I’m pretty sure her douche of a husband farts on her pillow before bed in the hopes that she’ll get pink eye and never leave the house again. Selfish son of a bitch.

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Leighton Meester Smells Delicious

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

I’m just assuming that Leighton Meester smells good, I don’t really know for sure, but she’s got something to do with Herbal Essence shampoo now so I can’t be far off. I’m going to have to buy some of this crap now to keep under my pillow so it feels like I’m sleeping next to someone with nice smelling hair. I guess that means I don’t have to buy anymore hair clippings from the salon around the corner to use as stuffing for my pillows. It’s probably for the best, they were beginning to creep me out with their strange looks anyway.

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The Critics Are Crazy About Jonah Hex!

Posted on June 18, 2010 by | Leave a comment

When the news that you’re releasing a film actually surprises people, and the primary buzz the week of its release is how stunningly short it is, you know you’ve got a bit of a problem. But that’s the bed Warner Bros. made for itself with Jonah Hex — and that’s where critics found it today, lifeless, with a “DO NOT RESUSCITATE ” note taped to the pillow. Read on for a selection of noteworthy postmortems.

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The Critics Are Crazy About Jonah Hex!

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Brooke Hogan White Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Hogan scares me. That’s why I was forced to post these pictures first today, even though I don’t have the rights to the pictures and I’m not allowed to post them because the paparazzi hate me….She is a fucking monster, like the girl I just saw eat 2 bagels with extra cheese but I know every single one of you, both girls and guys would totally bang this white trash can of a person, not so much becuase you think fucking someone who was on TV is a cool story, and not because you’re a Hulk Hogan fan and touching anything he’s touched makes you horny, but because you’re lonely and any human contact, even scary human contact is not just good enough for you….it’s what you dream about at night while you cuddle your pillow wishing it would cuddle you back… To See The Pics Follow This Link…. GO

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Workaholic Pillow

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The perfect accessory for anyone who likes to sleep on the job! This pillow disguised as a book is available at Geekstuff4u.com . ( via dailybento.com ) View

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Ray Gosling: "I Killed My Lover"

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

[ Ed Note : TV presenter Ray Gosling just threw this bombshell into Britain's raging euthanasia debate. He has since been arrested, but is being hailed as a hero by many.] “And I picked up the pillow, and smothered him until he was dead,” Gosling said. “The doctor came back, I said, 'He's gone.' Nothing more was ever said.” The Best Links: A TV Confession Reignites Britain’s Euthanasia Debate A challenging day for Ray Gosling in murder probe Ray Gosling Alzheimer’s-Inflicted Novelist Terry Pratchett Is Also An Outspoken Euthanasia Advocate In Britain. Read His Thoughts On The Issue. Watch

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Kim Kardashian and Her Pillow of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if Kim Kardashian travels with her pillow because she realizes how boring she is and even she can’t stomach spending time with herself. Or maybe she’s traveling with her pillow because it reminds her of her doughy sisters she is accustomed to traveling with. Or maybe this pillow is her lucky charm she takes everywhere with her, you know the same pillow she used in her sex tape with Ray J, the same pillow she smothered her fat face into when she was getting her fat ass stuffed by black cock from behind, the same pillow that gave her the career and celebrity she has today, a pillow she’s holding onto with her life like she is with her career, because she knows her time is limited and that her and her pillow have gone through so much and gone so far humilating her famil before recruiting them into her tacky success together that maybe they’ve got another push still in them…..and she’s not willing to let go to find out if her pillow really is a lucky charm to see if she can do it without her pillow…she’s gonna just keep things status quo until the whole Kardashian thing fizzles up into the pile of shit it clearly is… Pics via Fame Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME