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Victoria Justice Makes Everything Better

Here’s my new favorite internet girlfriend, Victoria Justice , looking sexy at some sort of awards show last night. She must have had the ‘Hottest Piece Of Ass’ award locked up. Well deserved. I don’t know what the deal is with those weird looking high heels of hers, they don’t even have heels, but I like it. Although to be fair, this chick is so hot I’d like it if she wore rain boots or slippers made out of kittens. Hot. That’s true love. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Classy Cleavage

I thought that the site needed a little supermodel cleavage to really class things up today, and who better than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to do just that? Here she is at some sexy party last night looking as gorgeous as ever. I’m only assuming it’s a sexy party, it could be some lame charity event for all I know, but for the sake of this post I’m going to go ahead and imagine that later in the evening Rosie was spotted locked in a deep embrace with a couple of Japanese strippers. Good times. more pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley here

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless Cover Up

I love that fashion photographers never seem to have any problem getting supermodels to pose with their tops off, but also never seem to let us see the beautiful things. Selfish. Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley showing some skin for some magazine shoot. Not the greatest semi-nude pictures I’ve ever seen, I think I see a little booty cleavage, but that’s about it. Unless you’ve got some weird naked back fetish, these shots are pretty tame. Look at those shoulder blades… Hot.

Layla Kayleigh Sexy For Breast Cancer Awareness

If you don’t know who this Layla Kayleigh hottie is, you’re not alone, I really don’t know that much about her either. But she emailed me this picture of herself for Breast Cancer Awareness Month and I thought I should share it with you. Besides, I’m going to say that about 99% of my entire business revolves around women and their beautiful breasts, so if I can do even the slightest thing to keep them healthy and happy I’m glad to do it….. It doesn’t hurt that she’s incredibly sexy and not wearing a top.

Rosie Jones And Her Awesome Bikini Cleavage

Alright I’m done for the day, I need to get a head start on my adult beverage intake, but before I go I thought that the best course of action was to post some pictures of hottie Rosie Jones doing her thing. Obviously her thing involves hanging out in various tight fitting bikinis and making me feel uncomfortable in my sweatpants. Not that I care, I’m home alone and judging from the woman’s face on the balcony across the way she doesn’t seem to mind. Anyhow, those sweater mounds are spectacular and deserver some attention. Enjoy.

Maitlyn Simmons & Lian Schreuder Booty Time

Obviously I know nothing about these Maitlyn Simmons and Lian Schreuber chicks, I don’t even know how to pronounce their names, but the fact that they’re wearing little bikini bottoms, knee high socks and tight tops makes it all good. Apparently these are some shots from some sort of promotion for chips or something. Crazy. If this is how they promote chips, imagine what they do for bikinis or lingerie or bras or bananas or jell-o. Awesome. more pictures of Maitlyn Simmons and Lian Schreuder here

Lara Stone Will Make You Rock Hard

I’m not sure who this Lara Stone woman is, but so far I like what I see. Here she is at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards the other night showing off her sexy long legs and tight body. Is she a supermodel? She looks like a supermodel to me. I want to invite her to a party get her drunk and listen to her talk to me about how hard it is to be really really good looking… How nobody takes her seriously or lets her open a door or by a drink. Are we going to do this or not? Because they’re doing keg stands over there.

Jennifer Lopez Needs To Double Up Her Spanx

Eesh, my comments about Jennifer Lopez looking better now that she’s dropped the weird looking latino may have been a little premature. Here she is on the set of her new music video having herself a wardrobe malfunction, and not the good kind of wardrobe malfunction, the kind that makes you wish you’ve never seen this crap. Like the time I saw an old asian dude with his testicles hanging out of his bathing suit… You can’t un-see that. Anyhow, it looks like Jennifer might want to double up on the spanx next time. Not attractive.

Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are Absolutely Incredible

Do I really need to say anything about these pictures of Lucy Pinder busting out some awesome cleavage? You guys can’t be reading this. Why would you with those massive breasts staring you in the face? Maybe you’ve seen enough breasts to fill a lifetime and you’ve become a little disenchanted with them. That just sounds ridiculous. Look at those big things, they’re perfect, I’m not a religious man, but I imagine this is exactly what heaven looks like. I wouldn’t have any problem spending eternity nestled between those beauties. Amaze!

Sharon Stone’s Sad See Through Top

I like see through shirts as much as the next guy, but I’m not sure we needed to see Sharon Stone in one. Here’s the, I want to say star, but I’m not sure that really applies anymore. Here’s the woman walking the streets the other day in, I don’t know what you’d call this outfit. She’s dressed like a rich retired dude, Larry David wears this kind of thing. At least put a skirt on or something. What a let down.