I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….
Cee-Lo revealed who he’d like to “screw around” with recently in an interview: “As men, when we become famous we become as particular as pretty women. So these days I’m more selective. “I can’t be screwing around with just anyone now. “I’ve got to go for a duchess or something. I’ve got to aim for… what’s her name? Pippa? Piper?” Pure comedy. Piping down Pippa.. Source
I remember Christina Aguilera when she was a tiny little thing….with tiny little tits…and a tiny little ass…in a time long before she raped her uterus with pregnancy and raped the all you can eat buffet of all the food everyday for the last two years cuz that’s the only thing that can explain how far gone she is…it’s like she threw it all away and for no really reason….other than possible internal torment…maybe her daddy used to touch her…I don’t know…but I do know she needs to take some of her money and hire a fucking trainer cuz I believe in her…and believe there’s another chance for this mom pussy to win me over instead of the restaurant owner of every restaurant she walks into ready to make his month with her one order…if you know what I mean…. Maybe I’m just wishful thinking, maybe I just hate fat chicks who look like retired strippers at the trailer park, I guess I could just move onto the many many other not tainted vagina out there to post pictures of…an that’s just what I am going to do…
Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…
Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…
Pippa Middleton’s parents are surely proud of their kids for more significant reasons, but man, they created two of earth’s most photogenic young women! While Kate Middleton’s weight has raised eyebrows, the Duchess and her little sis continue to captivate the UK and the world with their every move. Here’s Pippa Middleton , pretty in pink and out for a jog in London earlier today. How does one look so darn gorgeous and stylish, even when working out? The UK’s most eligible bachelorette stays in tip-top shape . [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Fame Pictures]
I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit… I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party…. It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…
Usher has a new lingerie line coming out. Yes, really. That’s a little surprising … the fact that he wants Pippa Middleton to model for it? Who can argue. The R&B singer has not made a formal offer, but is making an informal pitch by praising P. Middy in a recent interview regarding his new venture. “I don’t think there’s a more beautiful, more stunning, more talked-about woman in the world at the moment,” Usher gushed to Look magazine. Aside from her own sister? Agreed! “I’m going to be approaching her in the next few weeks and setting up a meeting this summer,” the singer said of his potential “global brand.” “Everybody knows her now, [Pippa Middleton] would be perfect. I am sure everybody is trying to sign her up and she won’t be cheap, but she has the looks and the popularity to really establish a new product.” No doubt. Wonder how Alex Loudon feels about this. Usher’s still-unnamed lingerie line is expected to debut this summer. While we sincerely doubt Pippa will strip down for it, there’s no harm in asking. Seriously, Ush, run with it. You never know. And no matter what, we at least we get to write “Pippa Middleton” and “lingerie” in the same story. [Photos: Fame Pictures]
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