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Weekend Receipts: Vampires Get Staked By Sly

Stallone and his bulbous bunch of buds managed to keep the vamps away this weekend as Vampires Suck failed to unseat the reigning king of Man Cinema. As for the other movies that opened this weekend, well, to paraphrase Nigel Tufnel, this week’s Top 5 goes to 8. Your weekend receipts are here.

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Friday Box Office: Vampires Doesn’t Suck

And what a dubious honor it is. Vampires Suck , the latest anti-comedy from the Date Movie brain trust, managed to just barely eke out a win over Sly’s crew of dudes in The Expendables , though they may yet win the weekend. Meanwhile, the rest of the five films that opened last night were scattered throughout the rather wan box office receipts, with Jennifer Aniston’s The Switch , thudding into eighth place. Your Friday Box Office is here.

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Friday Box Office: Vampires Doesn’t Suck

Adam Scott Clarifies His Piranha 3D House Call Guarantee

Yesterday, Movieline fave Adam Scott took the bold step of guaranteeing via Twitter that anyone who didn’t enjoy Piranha 3D would receive a house call from the actor. Today, Scott gave Vanity Fair a little bit of clarification: “I really don’t think it will be necessary, since I can’t imagine one not being satisfied with Piranha 3D , but just in case, yes of course I will be there.” Really? With what stipulations?

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Stephen Colbert and Joe Biden to Honor Returning Troops

The Colbert Report host was not kidding when he mentioned a two-episode tribute to the troops last night . Comedy Central just sent out a press release announcing that the specials, entitled Been There: Won That: The Returnification of the American-Do Troopscape , will air on Sept. 8 and 9. Vice President Joe Biden, Gen. Ray Odierno And Sen. Jim Webb will be on hand to thank the troops, many of whom will be sitting in the studio audience and appearing from Iraq and Afghanistan. How are you going to honor the troops, real newscasters? [ The Colbert Report ]

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Harry Knowles Returns From Bi-Curious Brink With Overheated Piranha 3D Review

From Vampires Suck to Social Network and now Piranha 3D , it’s All-Critic Day at Movieline! But Harry Knowles deserves it: While we may never know what inspired his highly sexualized, homoerotically charged Eclipse review , he’s pretty unambiguous about Alexandre Aja’s skin-baring, bloodletting J.O. fantasia, starting with the headline: “If Harry were in High School & PIRANHA 3D were on HBO… I woulda ruined alot of socks to this.” Nice. Enjoy? Or something. [ AICN ]

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Hollywood Ink: Now Starring, No. 13, Alex Rodriguez

Break Out the Malt Liquor: Michael Bay’s Racist Transformers Are Still Alive!

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you got til it’s gone? So it was for Skids and Mudflap, the robotic urban caricatures from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen that appalled us at first view in 2009, then slowly but surely became our go-to summer mascots. We poured one out a few weeks ago when Michael Bay said both Autobots had been exiled from Transformers 3 , then held onto a little sliver of hope when spy reports said the opposite. Now, Bay has issued his final word on the matter… and it’s good news!

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Break Out the Malt Liquor: Michael Bay’s Racist Transformers Are Still Alive!

Weinstein Party Girls Rejoice as Piranha 3D Moved Up a Week

Woot! Slow news day be gone! Word has arrived at Movieline HQ that Piranha 3D will assuage our summer blues a week earlier than originally expected, landing in theaters on Aug. 20. Sure, that may mean one less week of Wild Wild Girls’ quasi-viral, NSFW semi-stardom promoting the film, but it also means we’re that much closer to more exciting-ish Piranha videos like the new one after the jump. Don’t worry — everyone’s dressed.

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Weinstein Party Girls Rejoice as Piranha 3D Moved Up a Week