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Pixie Lott In Her Lame Little Short Shorts

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have trouble keeping up with the random nobody hotties from England so I can’t really remember who the hell this Pixie Lott bird is, but she’s pretty cute for an English chick and I like that she’s wearing a little pair of short shorts on the airplane so I thought I’d share her with you guys. The caption to these pictures was ‘Pixie Lott flies out of Heathrow Airport to New York to watch the England v USA game in a bar’ . I knew that the Brits were into their soccer but that seems like a long way to go for a game. Why not fly to the actual World Cup ? Maybe it’s just me.

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UK Trash the Next Generation at Some Launch Party of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s…. This is what she had to say: Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you. British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Real Wedding of New York: Bethenny Frankel Goes Bridal!

Posted on March 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Well, it’s about time. After two seasons as one of New York’s most popular Real Housewives, Bethenny Frankel has finally lived up to her title, tying the knot with her boyfriend…

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Is Pixie Lott Dating Joe Jonas?

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joe Jonas cannot catch a football . But it sounds like he may have caught something far more important in life: true love. According to Great Britain’s trashy newspaper The Sun , the sex-starved singer has been getting cozy with English star Pixie Lott. Jonas and Lott were reportedly introduced through Gregg Sulkin, a British actor that appears on Wizard Of Waverly Place . “Joe has been relentless in his pursuit of Pixie. They have known each other a while. But she was visiting LA last week and he made sure he saw her every day,” a source told the tabloid. “There were five nights on the trot where they ended up hanging out and going out together.” We have no idea what “on the trot” refers to, but we can assume it’s not slang for “in the bedroom.” The anonymous insider added, about Joe: “He has become obsessed by her. Pixie is feeling a little more guarded but there is a romance gently bubbling away. Since she got back to the UK they have been texting and calling.” OMG, Jonas Brothers fan. It’s about time Joe settled down, isn’t it? Kevin is married to Danielle Deleasa; while Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas appear back together . Joe doesn’t wanna be left behind!

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Pixie Lott Showing Off Leg in Some Gay Biker Shorts of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Pixie Lott is but apparently she’s got legs and wears leather shorts like some kind of gay biker ready to rape me in a back alley when I accidentally walk into the wrong bar in the wrong part of town….not that gay bikers really find me all that pretty…but if you get a gay biker on a bad day…it doesn’t really matter how unattractive you are…they just have the taste for ass no matter who that ass belongs to…it’s really a lot like prison….so I guess Pixie Lott brings out a lot of dark memories for me and I should hate her for that…which I guess I do…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Pixie Lott Is A Guitar Hero

Posted on September 13, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s cutie Pixie Lott promoting Guitar Hero 5. I’m always turned on by a girl who plays an instrument, even if that instrument is fake. I wonder if Pixie can also play the skin flute..

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Shenae Grimes is a Grimey Piece of Shenae(t) in No Pants of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures living up to her name, lookin’ like some Grimey piece of Shenae(T) that escaped the halfway house down my street where ex drug addicted hookers and knocked up teenagers where I’ve volunteered to hustle pussy but got rejected when they asked me why I was volunteering and I said to hustle desperate pussy. I have always said that Shenae Grimes is ugly and have even had arguments with the one person I know who knows who this bitch is about how she fucking sucks and that person was a 15 year old girl who was addicted to Degrassi and autistic so what the fuck does she know…. So maybe Sheane needs to invest in a bigger pair of glasses cuz clearly her glasses aren’t strong enough for her to see how ugly she is and not big enough to cover that shit up for the rest of us.

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What the Hell is Wrong With TV Today of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone emailed me this clip of a leather couch giving birth to a naked Danny Devito on some show called Sunny in Philadelphia and I don’t really understand it. The weirdest thing I ever found in my couch was some disgusting smells thanks to my wife’s sweaty ass after a Touched by an Angel marathon that prompted me throwing the TV out the fucking window. I mean as a pig I am sure there’s some real vile shit in there, from used tampons to pieces of feces, but nothing as gross as a naked midget, which makes me feel like I am really missing out on life….but we all already knew that about me, so watch the clip

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Shauna Sand and Her Boy Toy Showing Off Her Panties of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute.

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Hang with Black People of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the deal with KIm Kardashian lookin like some kind of R&B singer like Beyonce or some shit, but I am hoping it involves her releasing a record, because watching her sing and dance like the useless whore she is, would definitely provide me at least 5 minutes of entertainment and in this short attention span/ADD generation, that will feel like a fucking lifetime….but unfortunately, I think she’s doesn’t have the talent needed to do much more than getting fucked badly by Ray J and flauntin her tits like most of the fat girls I know, but I know you all want to get up in this, so I’ll post the pics anyway… Bonus Brittny Gastineau Girl Brought Out Her Fat Tits For Us to Laugh at cuz She’s a Slob.

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