Aubrey O’Day is a very fucking low level reality star…turned low level reality show bandm ember because she won the contest thanks to sex with Diddy, who apparently become the White Snowflake that other rappers and black people were into, leading to her obesity, as thickness is celebrated with those types, and she ended up going totally overboard…becoming borderline obese…I guess she had nothing else to do…before eventually deciding to go back to white dudes…and start working out…while keeping her fat ass, since that’s all that matter, and baed on this instagram pic, it seems that she knows that’s all that matters… All this to say, aging low levels who made it further than their parents expected when they bought her implants for what they expected to be a stripping career…but didn’t quite make it at all…still showing her ass out of desperation..is pretty fucking great… The post Aubrey O’Day Knows What Matters on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Krysia Ksiezyk…you’ve never heard of her because she barely exists and the only reason I am posting her is because she’s naked…and not because she’s dating celebrities or doing anything all that interesting beyond getting naked…because I recognize talent, or at least nudity when I see it, because I’m an old fuck and don’t need throat fucking abuse porn to get off…but rather just a nice bush…whether based out of Dubai like this Krysia Ksiezyk or not…whether it is recently trimmed or not…whether it is even that hot or not…because my fetish…is bush… So I’m posting this to encourage men everywhere to stop pressuring girls to shave their pussies bald, to ecourage men everywhere to realize that bush is stylish, erotic, a new dimension in your sex, and something fun to aim for when you cum…not that you have sex, but I figure you’re the kind of dude who prints out pics to cum on – because you’re that level of weird… Either way, Bush comeback…makes my come comeback…becuase finally there’s some eroticism starting to happen, after the 90s and 2000s cheesy Kardashian shit we’re still surrounded by – but that is dying…So good. VIA CLICK HERE The post Krysia Ksiezyk by Mark Ganzon is the Hipster Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’ve been wondering where Courtney Halverson, the girl in the very important, possibly Academy Award winning “Leprechaun’s Revenge”…you know the breakout movie, that less than 100 people saw…and I know you have, because youre one of the 100 people who saw the movie and your nerd OCD can’t let your love for her die…then you probably already know, she’s in lingerie on the internet…I guess trying to get an actual acting job…that is a little more substantial than Leprechaun’s Revenge, and IMDB credit that I am sure aspiring actors have gone back to school to get a marketable skill for…you know like becoming a secretary, or some shit…anything by acting… I like lingerie…in basic apartments…even if it’s boring… The post Courtney Halverson from Leprechaun’s Revenge in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland got paid by a Pizza company to pretend she eats pizza…while showing her little tween looking tits that I assume are a product of her stage parents feeding her hormones to keep her as young as possible….because while looking like a 12 year old at a high school sleep over…this star of some bullshit Modern Family show is actually in her 40s.. She creeps me out, but I know you pedo fucks love girls who look young, which is why you only watch Teen porn, even though you know those broken girls are over 18, you just pretend they aren’t…weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Eats Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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#39;Stabbed and shot#39;: Chayenne Jessie, 25, #x0028;pictured#x0029; killed her 50-year-old father Mark Weekly and her six-year-old daughter Meredith, then waited more than a week before reporting them missing, detectives say. The pair#39;s remains were found in plastic boxes on a neighbor#39;s property in Lakeland, Florida, late Saturday night, some 200 yards from Weekly#39;s home. Chayenne Jessie#39;s 50-year-old father Mark Weekly and her six-year-old daughter Meredith First, Cheyanne al
Florida Deputy Fired For Ignoring Emergency Call To Eat Pizza Via RawStory A Florida sheriff’s deputy has been fired after an investigation showed that he ignored a 911 call from a woman having a heart attack so that he could finish his pizza lunch, according to WZVN. Lee County Sheriff Mike Scott fired Yvan Fernandez following an Internal Affairs report that showed that the deputy acknowledged the emergency call from dispatch before returning to his pizza, even though he was not on an official meal break at the time. According to friends of the victim, Gwendolyn Minnis, 48, she had recently been released from the hospital after having a heart attack. Police believe she called 911 to report another heart attack on March 13, with dispatch sending out a call for an officer to respond after the line went dead. The report states that Fernandez was having lunch with three other deputies at Raider’s Pizza and Wings when he first took the call, responding to a second call from dispatch 8 minutes later, telling the dispatcher “copy.” Fernandez then reportedly went back to eating his lunch before passing off the call to another deputy 30 minutes later. Deputies arrived at the home where Minnis was staying, 53 minutes after the initial call, to find the woman lying in her walkway unconscious with the phone next to her. She later died. This azzhole deserves something a lot more painful than being fired. Image via WZVN
Molly Parks, 24, passed away on April 16 after she overdosed on heroin in the bathroom of the restaurant where she worked. Her family has written an honest obituary about her struggle with drugs. On April 16, Molly Parks was found in the bathroom of the pizza restaurant where she worked in Manchester, New Hampshire with a needle still in her arm. When police turned up on her father#39;s door in Saco, Maine, he immediately knew they were there about Molly. Days later, he wrote an obituary annou
Baker Gets Death Threats After Refusing To Make Anti-Gay Cake Ex-pastor Joshua Feuerstein wanted to test something out amid the controversy this week over religious freedom and business rights. He figured if business owners should be compelled not to discriminate against homosexuals, then businesses should also be compelled not to discriminate against anti-gay Christians. Via Mediaite reports: And so, on video, he recorded a phone conversation he had with Florida bakery Cut the Cake. He asked if they would make him a sheet cake saying “We do not support gay marriage.” The woman on the other end said they wouldn’t do that and hung up. After that, Feuerstein proceeded to identify the bakery in question and made his point about the religious freedom issue. At one point, he said, “Gay marriage isn’t even illegal. It’s called marriage. If you’re a gay man and you want to be married, guess what? Just go find a woman and get married.” Feuerstein encouraged viewers to call the bakery and and help “expose the hypocrisy” they’re supposedly engaging in. Well, in a parallel of what happened to Memories Pizza in Indiana, Cut the Cake ended up receiving quite a lot of angry messages, including death threats. Sharon Haller, who Feuerstein spoke to on the phone, said, “We started getting some hundreds of phone calls and making very nasty and negative gestures towards our business, towards us.” Feuerstein took down the video at their request, but Cut the Cake posted it online so people could see it, along with a GoFundMe page that has raised, as of this posting, over $2000. Some comments found on the baker’s Facebook page: Check out the video below: Do you think this is an example of hypocrisy?
Lady Gaga turns 29 years old today, although the beloved singer received the best gift anyone could ask for a few weeks ahead of time: A giant diamond ring! She’s engaged to Taylor Kinney !!! 25 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. That’s Lady Gaga For You View Photo Seriously. That’s Lady Gaga summed up in one photo basically. 2. Lady Gaga: Tattoo, No Top! View Photo Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great. 3. Lady Gaga the Muppet View Photo You never know what Lady Gaga is going to bust out with next. This latest outfit makes that abundantly clear. 4. Lady Gaga Makeup Free View Photo Look at Lady Gaga with no makeup. It’s almost hard to believe that’s her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lady Gaga Dope Cover View Photo Lady Gaga has released the cover for her new single “Dope.” It’s pretty … yeah. 6. Lady Gaga Meat Dress View Photo Lady Gaga’s meat dress is something else. She is not a piece of meat, though, so don’t even think about describing her as such. 7. Topless Pizza Selfie Pizza and Lady Gaga with no top on? Sounds like a fun night in. 8. Lady Gaga: Eyebrow Bleach Photo View Photo Lady Gaga appears to have no eyebrows in this tweet. Think she’s getting desperate for attention? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lady Gaga Meat Bikini View Photo Lady Gaga can pull off a meat bikini like the best of them. Or like only Lady Gaga could. 10. Lady Gaga Writhes View Photo Lady Gaga writhes around seductively. Nice. 11. Lady Gaga on TV View Photo Lady Gaga performs here for a holiday special. Seems about right, doesn’t it? 12. Lady Gaga on a Horse View Photo Lady Gaga arrived at the American Music Awards on a horse. Really, what else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pantsless Lady Gaga View Photo Pants are really overrated. We’re glad Lady Gaga has come to this conclusion. 14. Lady Gaga Selfie View Photo A cute, old school Lady Gaga selfie. She doesn’t look like this anymore, some say. Did she get a nose job? 15. Lady Gaga Nose Ring View Photo Lady Gaga rocking a nose ring in July 2013. Sure is a new look for the singer. 16. Lady Gaga, Burka View Photo Lady Gaga rocking a burka, several dead raccoons (or so it appears) and a handbag that reads C–T. Lovely. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lady Gaga, Miller Lite View Photo Lady Gaga drinks Miller Lite. And we love her for that. 18. Lady Gaga as Amy Winehouse View Photo Lady Gaga as Amy Winehouse in an unusual bedtime selfie. 19. Lady Gaga in the Hospital View Photo Lady Gaga has been hospitalized for altitude sickness. Great lashes though! 20. Lady Gaga: Curvy and Proud View Photo Lady Gaga is curvy and proud in a new photo she posted on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Lady Gaga Sneers View Photo Gaga looking all tough. Or at least she’s trying to, anyway. 22. Lady Gaga No Makeup Instagram Selfie View Photo Gaga with no makeup. It’s a shock to see her looking so natural. 23. Lady Gaga: Body Revolution View Photo Lady Gaga is continuing her Body Revolution. One Instagram photo at a time. 24. Lady Gaga in Sin City 2 View Photo Lady Gaga in Sin City 2. She has a small role in the movie, and looks amazing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Asia and Gaga View Photo Lady Gaga isn’t the only rock star in her family. She strikes a magazine pose here with little Asia. The End. Up Next: ” 25 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… The artist has not come out with any new music in awhile, yet has still managed to remain very much in the news. For the aforementioned engagement, of course. But also for positively nailing a tribute to The Sound of Music at the 2015 Academy Awards. Gaga then took the Internet and the television world by shocked storm when she announced she’d be headlining American Horror Story: Hotel , marking her first starring role on the small screen. In many ways, it appears as if Lady Gaga is making a transition; from the wild and weird star who burst on to the screen (see gallery of photos above) many years ago to a more mainstream singer and actress. She’s already established herself as a major name. She no longer needs to be super creepy and eccentric in order to stand out. Now she can let folks focus on her talent. But stand out in some way Lady Gaga always will, and for that, we honor the A-Lister. Please join us in wishing Lady Gaga a very happy birthday and also in being so very jealous of her: that Taylor Kinney is quite the catch! 21 Left Handed Celebrities 1. Lady Gaga View Photo Lady Gaga might be pointing to her engagement ring from Taylor Kinney here, but she could just as well be showing off the fact that she’s left-handed. 2. Barack Obama View Photo The POTUS, Barack Obama, is but one of many Presidents who are (or were) left-handed. 3. Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber is left-handed. It’s apparently his preferred hand for stogie smoking. 4. Angelina Jolie View Photo One half of famous couple Brangelina, Angelina Jolie is a leftie. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Prince William View Photo Prince William is left-handed like his dad. Since this seems to be genetic, maybe the Royal Baby will follow in their footsteps. 6. Sarah Jessica Parker View Photo Sarah Jessica Parker is a southpaw! That means her alter ego Carrie Bradshaw was too! 7. Julia Roberts View Photo Julia Roberts’ dominant hand is the left one. She probably would’ve grabbed the Oscar with it if she’d won. 8. Bill Clinton View Photo Bill Clinton, grandfather-to-be, is a leftie like so many other Presidents have been Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen View Photo While it’s typical for only ONE twin in a pair to be left-handed, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are BOTH lefties. 10. Tom Cruise View Photo Tom Cruise is a leftie. He’s also dating Laura Prepon. Those two things probably aren’t related at all. 11. Oprah Winfrey View Photo If being left handed in any way helped Oprah Winfrey become so successful, then we want to be left handed too. 12. Phil Mickelson View Photo Apparently, being left handed gives people a predisposition to being good at golf. That’s the case for Phil Mickelson. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Demi Moore View Photo Demi Moore had three babies with ex-husband Bruce Willis. Both of them are left-handed, so there’s a good chance their girls are, too. 14. Bill Gates View Photo Billionaire computer genius Bill Gates is a leftie. Turns out being right-brained is really great for guys like him. 15. Matt Lauer View Photo Matt Lauer keeps his mic-hand strong…errr…his left hand. Because he’s left-handed. 16. Jon Stewart View Photo Jon Stewart emphatically uses his left hand to wave around his pen during tapings of The Daily Show. It’s become a thing of his. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Celine Dion View Photo Celine Dion is a Canadian leftie. Not that there’s any correlation. She’s Canadian AND a leftie. 18. Nicole Kidman View Photo Australian stunner and wife to Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman is a southpaw from Down Under. 19. Seth Rogan View Photo Seth Rogan is a southie! Wonder if that’s the hand he uses to toke or if he keeps that one free for mocking KimYe? 20. Bruce Willis View Photo Bruce Willis, currently married to Emma Heming, does not have an expendable left hand. (I mean, who does, really, but still.) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Morgan Freeman View Photo Morgan Freeman is a leftie. You’re reading this caption in Morgan Freeman’s voice right now. The End. 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